***Leaving On a Jet Plane: Lost Wages Version: The Laffer WSOP Trip Report***

[The_Lurker]

In before the third page of Larry and Chaps arguing who has the most money.

[Ken Hordell]

Larry successfully ruined his own thread by himself. What a weird little man.

[tyde]

Marty owning heads as usual. Only he and fluffer can make todd spin that certain pathetic way. There's nothing todd enjoys more knowing marty is a life losing fuck up. Problem is, marty isn't a life loser anymore. Todd knows and hates this with all his being. Druff can't do what marty does for work. If he wanted to do it he couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Probably nobody on this site besides kuntmissioner can do it. I give props where props are due.

Anyone can do what Martin does, if they're willing to be cooped up on a ship for 6 months.

Even if you want to assert that Young Curacao has a dream job, he still ends up broke within a few months, spending his miserable days playing micros on Stars.

hey DORK

#1) I have been traveling the world making over $10,000 a month while your pasty nerd fat ass is hunched over your laptop 24/7 hammering away at your keyboard.

#2) I only work 8-10 weeks at a time (not 6 months like you falsely suggested)....with zero expenses and then enjoy a nice vacation. Whereas you on the other hand have no job. Unless you call running an 8th tier jokesite and pretending to be a radio personality a 'career'.

#3) I came to Mexico this time around for 3 reasons....to hang out with my awesome dog, spew some cash playing on Stars, and to drink tequila every fucking day.

You on the other hand don't even drink. what kind of fucking GIMP doesn't even man up and have a cocktail on occasion.

poker is not now, and never has been a profession for me. I've stated dozens of times that I am content being a recreational player.

The last thing I would ever want to do is sit hunched over my laptop grinding 12 hours a day, or wasting my life day after day sitting in a toilet like Commerce with a bunch of smelly gooks

#4) you can keep trying to perpetuate this false narrative that I am somehow 'miserable' or unhappy with my life, but I assure you I am quite content. I laugh often, have a stable career and I love my life.

to cut through the BS here. You are, and always have been a miserable piece of garbage who takes personal pleasure in spreading negativity wherever you go...complaining at the slightest thing for some kind of warped and sick pleasure it brings you. that to me is just about the most pathetic thing I can imagine.

If I was a business owner, I would tell you to get the fuck out of my establishment.

I feel truly sorry for anyone who has the misfortune of having to deal with your shitty , self entitled attitude.

Oh and for the record, I love it when you post pics of yourself with that phony SNEER on your bloated grill. Your internal misery is plastered all over that fake ass grin on your Jew face. You're aging about as gracefully as Keith Richards you ugly fuck

In addition, you have a gut like Santa Claus, a dramatically receding hairline, and probably only see sunlight once or twice a week...whereas I am am fit and very active with a nice Baja tan, exercise often, and always enjoy my life on my terms like I always have. Money means shit to me.

and I can promise you that I am not 'broke' (another myth you like to push on this shithole wasteland of mega losers). I just bought a house here within a 2 minute walk to the beach...whereas your cheap 45 year old ass is still living in some rathole apartment with your obese wife and your neglected offspring.

Also lets not forget the joy you take in harassing women and basically shitting on anyone and everyone you cross paths with.

fucking prick...the day you drop dead of some kind of horrible ailment (which sounds like its going to be fairly soon considering how often you complain about how sick you are) I swear to God I am going to throw the biggest celebration party the poker world has ever seen.

Finally, its also relevant that you are arguably one of the most DESPISED figures in the entire poker world.

Very few people have anything positive to say about you (outside of this circle jerk of misfits) and most characterize you as a despicable human being on multiple levels. thats a fucking FACT. I won't even bother to list names because it would take too long to itemize one by one

In closing, enjoy the rest of your WSOP bricking out every single event like you have for the last 5 years.

Or you can dust off that bracelet you won in a tiny limit event like 20 years ago and stare at it telling yourself you don't suck ass at poker now

what are you like 2 for 30 in the last five years ?

quite the legacy you're leaving for yourself

I wonder how long your current fat girlfriend is going to put up with you and your internet addiction before she dumps your ass like Miri did

hilarious you refuse to consider marrying the mother of your bastard child. I feel genuinely sorry for poor little Benny being stuck with a massive douche like you as a father figure. Holy shit, he is almost certainly going to be in therapy before he grows pubes. Come to think of it, you probably should have just put him up for adoption as opposed to forcing him to live under such nightmarish conditions

heading to the beach now for a few hours to enjoy my day.

I'll be thinking of you pounding away at your laptop responding to this post

adios bitch

[MumblesBadly]

In before the third page of Larry and Chaps arguing who has the most money.

Must admit. Does seem a *bit* like this:

[LarryLaffer]

tl; dr

fixed that for you

[blake]

tyde i like e-fights as much as anyone but you're going to have to leave out the girlfriend/kid insults cause you're going to end up banned and then we'll be left with more of larry's trip report

[tyde]

tyde i like e-fights as much as anyone but you're going to have to leave out the girlfriend/kid insults cause you're going to end up banned and then we'll be left with more of larry's trip report

fine let Rainman delete it then

I really don't give two shits

[Ken Hordell]

I don't know where this "anyone can do what Tyde does" mentality comes from as far as being a merchant marine.

1) First you have to be able to cook a wide array of dishes, and it can't be Mom's recipe, but rather something that can be mass produced for 20-30 people 3 times a day

2) Second, the physical stamina is extreme. You are on your feet long hours, on a boat that sometimes gets caught up in choppy seas and storms

3) Mental component. You have to be up at 4am ready to cook. And you have to have a sharp and sober mind to put a quality product out there the staff is going to like and eat

There is a reason why Tyde gets paid $10-$12K a month. Very little people could do it, and probably nobody on this board could do it. He has a marketable skill. Now you can say you would never do what he does, blah, blah, blah. But in his lane he is successful and is going to make quite a bit of money in the coming years. More money than likely 90% on this board sitting in cube, pedaling bikes, etc...

Tyde sure as shit did not have his hand out this latest WSOP for stakes that is for sure. He has his own money.

[Pooh]

I don't know where this "anyone can do what Tyde does" mentality comes from as far as being a merchant marine.

1) First you have to be able to cook a wide array of dishes, and it can't be Mom's recipe, but rather something that can be mass produced for 20-30 people 3 times a day

2) Second, the physical stamina is extreme. You are on your feet long hours, on a boat that sometimes gets caught up in choppy seas and storms

3) Mental component. You have to be up at 4am ready to cook. And you have to have a sharp and sober mind to put a quality product out there the staff is going to like and eat

There is a reason why Tyde gets paid $10-$12K a month. Very little people could do it, and probably nobody on this board could do it. He has a marketable skill. Now you can say you would never do what he does, blah, blah, blah. But in his lane he is successful and is going to make quite a bit of money in the coming years. More money than likely 90% on this board sitting in cube, pedaling bikes, etc...

Tyde sure as shit did not have his hand out this latest WSOP for stakes that is for sure. He has his own money.

It's not even that. It's the fact that marty has to figure out exactly how much food he needs for weeks at a time and then orders it at commisary on a certain budget. It's not like there's a publix in a boat following the main ship.

[BetCheckBet]

Marty did I read correctly that you own a home in Mexico? What do you plan on doing with it come fall?

[Ken Hordell]

I don't know where this "anyone can do what Tyde does" mentality comes from as far as being a merchant marine.

1) First you have to be able to cook a wide array of dishes, and it can't be Mom's recipe, but rather something that can be mass produced for 20-30 people 3 times a day

2) Second, the physical stamina is extreme. You are on your feet long hours, on a boat that sometimes gets caught up in choppy seas and storms

3) Mental component. You have to be up at 4am ready to cook. And you have to have a sharp and sober mind to put a quality product out there the staff is going to like and eat

There is a reason why Tyde gets paid $10-$12K a month. Very little people could do it, and probably nobody on this board could do it. He has a marketable skill. Now you can say you would never do what he does, blah, blah, blah. But in his lane he is successful and is going to make quite a bit of money in the coming years. More money than likely 90% on this board sitting in cube, pedaling bikes, etc...

Tyde sure as shit did not have his hand out this latest WSOP for stakes that is for sure. He has his own money.

It's not even that. It's the fact that marty has to figure out exactly how much food he needs for weeks at a time and then orders it at commisary on a certain budget. It's not like there's a publix in a boat following the main ship.

Of course, the organizational skills, planning and accountability comes into play is well. As well as trust. You are cooking for the entire staff for days at a time in the open seas. It's an awesome responsibility, but many on this forum don't fathom that and make hot pocket jokes out of ignorance. I treat Tyde in the same equivalency as say a pilot for American, in that its a specialized skill that very few people could do.

Not that Tyde needs my respect at all, but to re-learn a complicated skill set at age 50 and go out and do it is pretty remarkable. Watch "The Founder". Its about Ray Kroc the "founder" of McDonalds who did it all starting at age 53.

I am quite surprised Tyde has not received more recognition on this forum.

[MumblesBadly]

It's not even that. It's the fact that marty has to figure out exactly how much food he needs for weeks at a time and then orders it at commisary on a certain budget. It's not like there's a publix in a boat following the main ship.

Of course, the organizational skills, planning and accountability comes into play is well. As well as trust. You are cooking for the entire staff for days at a time in the open seas. It's an awesome responsibility, but many on this forum don't fathom that and make hot pocket jokes out of ignorance. I treat Tyde in the same equivalency as say a pilot for American, in that its a specialized skill that very few people could do.

Not that Tyde needs my respect at all, but to re-learn a complicated skill set at age 50 and go out and do it is pretty remarkable. Watch "The Founder". Its about Ray Kroc the "founder" of McDonalds who did it all starting at age 53.

I am quite surprised Tyde has not received more recognition on this forum.

Ken, it's not that Marty doesn't have some excellent skills, but that he is so emotionally fucked up that he hasn't yet been able to turn those skills into a kickass business that is printing money left and right. Instead, he legitimately applies himself to completing short stints, then wastes away his life getting drunk and pissing away his savings playing piddly-ass online poker tourneys.

I would love to see him give that latter shit up and use his amazing skills and larger-than-life personality where he would co-own and run a bitching restaurant so that in a few short years, he's building a house in Pooh's neighborhood that makes that pucker's dream house-in-the-making look like a guest shack. But it's not gonna happen. Not enough close. Because Marty doesn't have the emotional stability to successfully run a hot dog stand longer than it takes to build a little bankroll to crawl back into the botttle. And that is sad. Truly so.

[Pooh]

Of course, the organizational skills, planning and accountability comes into play is well. As well as trust. You are cooking for the entire staff for days at a time in the open seas. It's an awesome responsibility, but many on this forum don't fathom that and make hot pocket jokes out of ignorance. I treat Tyde in the same equivalency as say a pilot for American, in that its a specialized skill that very few people could do.

Not that Tyde needs my respect at all, but to re-learn a complicated skill set at age 50 and go out and do it is pretty remarkable. Watch "The Founder". Its about Ray Kroc the "founder" of McDonalds who did it all starting at age 53.

I am quite surprised Tyde has not received more recognition on this forum.

Ken, it's not that Marty doesn't have some excellent skills, but that he is so emotionally fucked up that he hasn't yet been able to turn those skills into a kickass business that is printing money left and right. Instead, he legitimately applies himself to completing short stints, then wastes away his life getting drunk and pissing away his savings playing piddly-ass online poker tourneys. I would love to see him give that latter shit up and ise his amazing skills at a kitchen manager and larger-than-life personality where he would co-own and run a bitching restaurant so that in a few short years, he's building a house in Pooh's neighborhood that makes that pucker's dream house-in-the-making look like a guest shack. But it's not gonna happen. And that is sad. Truly.

Advice from a truck driver.

[michael]

Reading this Tyde post, and then rereading his beating of Ryles, Tyde needs to setup a Reddit account and just start pwning faces in the roast me section. Would be comedy gold

[YUUP]

I don't know where this "anyone can do what Tyde does" mentality comes from as far as being a merchant marine.

1) First you have to be able to cook a wide array of dishes, and it can't be Mom's recipe, but rather something that can be mass produced for 20-30 people 3 times a day

2) Second, the physical stamina is extreme. You are on your feet long hours, on a boat that sometimes gets caught up in choppy seas and storms

3) Mental component. You have to be up at 4am ready to cook. And you have to have a sharp and sober mind to put a quality product out there the staff is going to like and eat

There is a reason why Tyde gets paid $10-$12K a month. Very little people could do it, and probably nobody on this board could do it. He has a marketable skill. Now you can say you would never do what he does, blah, blah, blah. But in his lane he is successful and is going to make quite a bit of money in the coming years. More money than likely 90% on this board sitting in cube, pedaling bikes, etc...

Tyde sure as shit did not have his hand out this latest WSOP for stakes that is for sure. He has his own money.

Sometimes gets caught up in choppy seas ?

The gayest thing I've ever read here ,

More gay than Todd and tyde dick swinging at their age.

[LarryLaffer]

It's not even that. It's the fact that marty has to figure out exactly how much food he needs for weeks at a time and then orders it at commisary on a certain budget. It's not like there's a publix in a boat following the main ship.

Of course, the organizational skills, planning and accountability comes into play is well. As well as trust. You are cooking for the entire staff for days at a time in the open seas. It's an awesome responsibility, but many on this forum don't fathom that and make hot pocket jokes out of ignorance. I treat Tyde in the same equivalency as say a pilot for American, in that its a specialized skill that very few people could do.

Not that Tyde needs my respect at all, but to re-learn a complicated skill set at age 50 and go out and do it is pretty remarkable. Watch "The Founder". Its about Ray Kroc the "founder" of McDonalds who did it all starting at age 53.

I am quite surprised Tyde has not received more recognition on this forum.

LoL at equating Tyde to an airplane pilot. He can't even fly a kite, let alone a jet. No, he's capable of microwaving hot pockets. that's about it.

[Dupe_Fiasco]

Of course, the organizational skills, planning and accountability comes into play is well. As well as trust. You are cooking for the entire staff for days at a time in the open seas. It's an awesome responsibility, but many on this forum don't fathom that and make hot pocket jokes out of ignorance. I treat Tyde in the same equivalency as say a pilot for American, in that its a specialized skill that very few people could do.

Not that Tyde needs my respect at all, but to re-learn a complicated skill set at age 50 and go out and do it is pretty remarkable. Watch "The Founder". Its about Ray Kroc the "founder" of McDonalds who did it all starting at age 53.

I am quite surprised Tyde has not received more recognition on this forum.

LoL at equating Tyde to an airplane pilot. He can't even fly a kite, let alone a jet. No, he's capable of microwaving hot pockets. that's about it.

At least tyde is just tall enough to hit the keypad to cook those hot pockles.

[MumblesBadly]

Ken, it's not that Marty doesn't have some excellent skills, but that he is so emotionally fucked up that he hasn't yet been able to turn those skills into a kickass business that is printing money left and right. Instead, he legitimately applies himself to completing short stints, then wastes away his life getting drunk and pissing away his savings playing piddly-ass online poker tourneys. I would love to see him give that latter shit up and ise his amazing skills at a kitchen manager and larger-than-life personality where he would co-own and run a bitching restaurant so that in a few short years, he's building a house in Pooh's neighborhood that makes that pucker's dream house-in-the-making look like a guest shack. But it's not gonna happen. And that is sad. Truly.

Advice from a truck driver.

Pooh, I feel sorry for you. Despite your monetary success, unlike someone like CMoney, Todd, and Brandon? your life seems pointless except for wealth and possession bragging. Cmoney's success at business makes yours look like a dilapidated ice cream truck, yet you don't see him bragging about or putting down others who aren't as successs as he is. Todd has had tremendous success as poker but doesn't put others down for being less successful, but instead vents his disdain for cheaters and angle-shooters given his deep commitment to integrity. Brandon has also had a great deal of success, but is super respectful to those less so than he is, as well as repeatedly bends over backwards to help others enjoy the generosity bestowed on them fromCmoney, as well as extends a hearty welcome to PFAers of all stripes regardless of their financial status. And for those wualities, I admire those three gentlemen.

You, on the other hand, are sadly caught up in proving how great you are because of your financial success that you miss out on what is possible in this life beyond accumulating money and possessions. And for that, I feel sorry for you. And won't bother at this juncture to try to explain how it could be so much better it could be for you if you took your focus off of trying to prove your worth and instead focus on trying to be of service to others. And I say this as someone who spent several decades of his life doing the former.

But since you mentioned my being a truck driver, I am happy to say that with several years and about 400,000 miles under my belt of doing OTR trucking, and being hailed by my dispatchers for being a top-notch driver and the safety department for my very good safety record, that I will soon be dipping my toe into training other rookies how to get started in the biz.

[Serial Fail]

#1) I have been traveling the world making over $10,000 a month while your pasty nerd fat ass is hunched over your laptop 24/7 hammering away at your keyboard.


In addition, you have a gut like Santa Claus, a dramatically receding hairline, and probably only see sunlight once or twice a week...whereas I am am fit and very active with a nice Baja tan, exercise often, and always enjoy my life on my terms like I always have. Money means shit to me.

[big dick]

POOH IS GOD