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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    How do you get to be 31 and never been to a strip club just no male friends?

    If you were a doorman at a strip club, and Larry hands you an ID that says he is 31 would you let him in?


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    Id look for the camera first but they see tons if 21 year old kids who look 18 I'm sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Hordell View Post

    WHEN YOU START POSTING RANDOM SKATEBOARDING PICTURES OF YOURSELF THIS TRIP REPORT IS 100% OVER. THANK YOU FOR THE 5 OUT OF THE MONEY FINISHES. HAVE A NICE DAY. /TRIP REPORT
    I LOVE HOW YOU INCREASE THE FONT SIZE AND BOLD YOUR POSTS LIKE A FUCKING TOURIST IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY THAT WONDERS WHY NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND HIM SO HE JUST TALKS LOUDER


    he's just making sure his cuck Marvin can read it without his eye glasses.

    old age vision and all.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    remember that you created this monster, pfa. now you have to take care of it.

     
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      Tellafriend: You set the grading curve here sir
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    LARRY WHERE IS UR WEED PEN

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    LIMIT HOLD EM BABY


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    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    Can CMoney write this stuff off on his taxes?

    He's basically the head of the POF Make a Wish Foundation.

     
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      snowtracks: Yes and Yes

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    Larry literally looks exactly as I pictured him.

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    WILLIEMCFAIL, I WILL NOW SHRED U AT EVERY POSSIBLE CHANCE

    COUNT THE CHIPS AND FEEL LIKE A MORON FIRST OF ALL

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    Don't forget, recreational cannabis is legal in Nevada at midnight tonight.

    Emergency Stoner Radio with Drexel?

     
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      IamGreek: OPA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    WILLIEMCFAIL, I WILL NOW SHRED U AT EVERY POSSIBLE CHANCE

    COUNT THE CHIPS AND FEEL LIKE A MORON FIRST OF ALL
    Yeah, $420 is totally brag worthy.
    (•_•) ..
    ∫\ \___( •_•)
    _∫∫ _∫∫ɯ \ \

    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    WILLIEMCFAIL, I WILL NOW SHRED U AT EVERY POSSIBLE CHANCE

    COUNT THE CHIPS AND FEEL LIKE A MORON FIRST OF ALL
    Yeah, $420 is totally brag worthy.
    GOOD LORD

     
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      limitles: Amen to that.....I've even added a Y on rough days

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post

    Yeah, $420 is totally brag worthy.
    GOOD LORD
    What? Are the greens $1 million each or something?
    (•_•) ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post

    GOOD LORD
    What? Are the greens $1 million each or something?
    420. Pot becoming legal at midnight. Get it?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Hordell View Post
    AND WITH THIS FOLKS THE TRIP REPORT IS OVER. THANK YOU FOR READING. GOOD NIGHT! SAD!
    Don't worry, hurricane season is on the way & then you'll feel relevant again.
    Except he will be as wrong about that as he is about everything else, and be just as big of a jagoff as he always is while doing it.

     
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      Hockey Guy: Never said he'd BE relevant.
    HILLARY WON

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Hey laffer, compare the different hotels you stayed at. Also, did you use any of the amenities.....pools etc?
    Also clientele, hotness of chicks, odors?
    HILLARY WON

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    WILLIEMCFAIL, I WILL NOW SHRED U AT EVERY POSSIBLE CHANCE

    COUNT THE CHIPS AND FEEL LIKE A MORON FIRST OF ALL
    let me guess...is it 420???

    hell yeah mr. cool!!!

    i remember when i was 17, too

     
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