***Leaving On a Jet Plane: Lost Wages Version: The Laffer WSOP Trip Report***

[michael]

SetofKs

Are Tyde and Larry strong on the forums?

[LarryLaffer]

Cathy can probably attest to the fact that the batteries go dead quick on those

[Ken Hordell]

For the record, Larry went after Tyde for no reason like 4 months ago. So when Tyde had to beat him down, he beat him down, what do you expect? You have to defend yourself.

Larry's whole comeback is how old everyone is. Yeah, we are all over 35-55 because the poker boom started like 15 years ago when we were much younger and you were in middle school Larry. The only reason this forum exists is we were once in our 20s.

You had the time of your life in Vegas. You were given the opportunity to play in the WSOP on someone eles's dime and busted out as everyone knew. Why anyone would give you another opportunity I have no idea. You just remind me of another Cleatus, just another fucker with his hand out. But glad you had a nice time.

[SetofKs]

SetofKs

Are Tyde and Larry strong on the forums?

Two of the strongest. I have a feeling Larry would've been eaten alive back in our day though.

[michael]

SetofKs

Are Tyde and Larry strong on the forums?

Two of the strongest. I have a feeling Larry would've been eaten alive back in our day though.

Stronger than mjashox?

[tyde]

For the record, Larry went after Tyde for no reason like 4 months ago.

this fool came out of the blue at me as a new poster I'm like WTF who is this knob ?

I don't know what his glitch is

but I'm glad he kissed enough ass to warrant a nice free trip to Vegas with a stake and a free steak

good for him

back to reality very soon now

let him enjoy the moment

[Ken Hordell]

For the record, Larry went after Tyde for no reason like 4 months ago.

this fool came out of the blue at me as a new poster I'm like WTF who is this knob ?

I don't know what his glitch is

but I'm glad he kissed enough ass to warrant a nice free trip to Vegas with a stake and a free steak

good for him

back to reality very soon now

let him enjoy the moment

The trip home from Vegas is generally the worst flight ever. But its really going to be horrible for Larry when he is faced with that rent payment in 2 days.

[Ryback_feed_me_more]

For the record, Larry went after Tyde for no reason like 4 months ago.

this fool came out of the blue at me as a new poster I'm like WTF who is this knob ?

I don't know what his glitch is

but I'm glad he kissed enough ass to warrant a nice free trip to Vegas with a stake and a free steak

good for him

back to reality very soon now

let him enjoy the moment

I thought C$ just picked people at random based on whoever was a certain poster in a random thread.. Maybe I'm wrong but I thought that was the case and less the asskissing nuthugging part..

[sonatine]

I have a few contacts at the Rio

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

this fool came out of the blue at me as a new poster I'm like WTF who is this knob ?

I don't know what his glitch is

but I'm glad he kissed enough ass to warrant a nice free trip to Vegas with a stake and a free steak

good for him

back to reality very soon now

let him enjoy the moment

I thought C$ just picked people at random based on whoever was a certain poster in a random thread.. Maybe I'm wrong but I thought that was the case and less the asskissing nuthugging part..

Yeah, matos and Daly won, then I took an angle on it and cried a bit and then Larry and Michael were there. I'm not saying they wouldn't have found their way into staking somewhere on their own but that's how it went down.

[SetofKs]

I thought C$ just picked people at random based on whoever was a certain poster in a random thread.. Maybe I'm wrong but I thought that was the case and less the asskissing nuthugging part..

Yeah, matos and Daly won, then I took an angle on it and cried a bit and then Larry and Michael were there. I'm not saying they wouldn't have found their way into staking somewhere on their own but that's how it went down.

If you would've just asked him for a stake he probably would've given it to you. Did he turn down anybody that asked for a stake?

[LarryLaffer]

Larry, please go get laid. I've been studying looks theory a lot lately. After reading Michael's trip report, and I'm a firm believer in "just have tattoos" theory. We need you to go see how you do with the ladies in Las Vegas. I've always been a firm believer in "just be tall" theory. If a little alpha like you can get laid in Vegas, I don't know if I will still believe in that theory.

michael had considerably more tattoos than I do.

obvs this is my plan.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Yeah, matos and Daly won, then I took an angle on it and cried a bit and then Larry and Michael were there. I'm not saying they wouldn't have found their way into staking somewhere on their own but that's how it went down.

If you would've just asked him for a stake he probably would've given it to you. Did he turn down anybody that asked for a stake?

I insta sent cmoney a pm to stake michael with my "win" I had no interest in that.

[LarryLaffer]

I thought C$ just picked people at random based on whoever was a certain poster in a random thread.. Maybe I'm wrong but I thought that was the case and less the asskissing nuthugging part..

Yeah, matos and Daly won, then I took an angle on it and cried a bit and then Larry and Michael were there. I'm not saying they wouldn't have found their way into staking somewhere on their own but that's how it went down.

actually all i did was quote C$ saying he'd suck OSAs dick if he won (for the lols) and he offered.

[BetCheckBet]

I am always a jewdonk fan but between turning down invite to Vegas for WSOP, not setting up a twitch account yet, and no Mexican escort report I think we may have to consider sending Larry down for entertainment instead. That being said, Marty can turn in all around with a HOF performance this Sunday.

[tyde]

I am always a jewdonk fan but between turning down invite to Vegas for WSOP, not setting up a twitch account yet, and no Mexican escort report I think we may have to consider sending Larry down for entertainment instead. That being said, Marty can turn in all around with a HOF performance this Sunday.

I do appreciate the stake offers and support

but not interested in fame...never have been

I turned down multiple WSOP stake offers because I despise Las Vegas, and because I'm enjoying my time in Mexico hanging out with Tommy just grinding low to mid stakes on Stars

perfectly content NOT to meet up with anyone from this forum

except maybe Michael

I do remember my 1st trip to Vegas though and how genuinely exciting it was.....and I'm happy for Larry for enjoying himself (and other cmoney stakees)

[cmoney]

I would like to give a shout out to my bank account . I logged into an account And it seemed a bit lighter so thought I paid off a credit card or something for the month . Turns out was just Pfa wsop

I may need to ride the staking to its competition . Shout out to neverheeb .

[Tellafriend]

For those who don't know Marty has outstanding warrants in Vegas due to him fucking with Drex and others back in 2010-11

For those of us uninformed, please, tell us more....

[cmoney]

I am always a jewdonk fan but between turning down invite to Vegas for WSOP, not setting up a twitch account yet, and no Mexican escort report I think we may have to consider sending Larry down for entertainment instead. That being said, Marty can turn in all around with a HOF performance this Sunday.

I do appreciate the stake offers and support

but not interested in fame...never have been

I turned down multiple WSOP stake offers because I despise Las Vegas, and because I'm enjoying my time in Mexico hanging out with Tommy just grinding low to mid stakes on Stars

perfectly content NOT to meet up with anyone from this forum

except maybe Michael

I do remember my 1st trip to Vegas though and how genuinely exciting it was.....and I'm happy for Larry for enjoying himself (and other cmoney stakees)

For the record , I would stake tyde in any and all events he wanted to do . He just was busy and totally get that.

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

I do appreciate the stake offers and support

but not interested in fame...never have been

I turned down multiple WSOP stake offers because I despise Las Vegas, and because I'm enjoying my time in Mexico hanging out with Tommy just grinding low to mid stakes on Stars

perfectly content NOT to meet up with anyone from this forum

except maybe Michael

I do remember my 1st trip to Vegas though and how genuinely exciting it was.....and I'm happy for Larry for enjoying himself (and other cmoney stakees)

For the record , I would stake tyde in any and all events he wanted to do . He just was busy and totally get that.

Why not stake him for big online tourney or cash games?