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    lol busted


    I actually do have a warrant in Vegas for expired registration tags on my old Grand Cherokee and for not having a current Nevada drivers licence after being in Vegas for more than 60 days


    GOT ME !!

     
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    itt: a legitimate trip report with pictures of the OP with Barry Greenstein, and William Kassouf. And two very salty assholes who are trying to ruin this thread with bickering back and forth. I've been lurking for a while, and I'm SHOCKED that Druff hasn't come and cleaned Tyde's mess up from this pretty entertaining (so far) thread.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al from Cheers View Post
    itt: a legitimate trip report with pictures of the OP with Barry Greenstein, and William Kassouf. And two very salty assholes who are trying to ruin this thread with bickering back and forth. I've been lurking for a while, and I'm SHOCKED that Druff hasn't come and cleaned Tyde's mess up from this pretty entertaining (so far) thread.

    I am happy for Larry and for his experience, but he seems insistent upon trolling me

    also I don't recall ever wishing him ill-will in this thread until he puffed his chest out like a proud peacock and ripped into me

    I wasn't even bashing him until he lashed out (like clockwork)

    preparing a special edition thread just for him as we speak

    Larry wants to pick a fight with me obv

    so be it

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    you'd have made it further? You should come and play an event. I made it to dinner with 15bb bc I hadn't seen a hand and I know how to play poker and I was waiting for a spot (which I found, and happened to brick. but it was a 15 out draw.)

    you're a shitbag you know that? I'm in my hotel room enjoying myself while I plan my evening. That's why i'm updating MY TRIP REPORT THREAD you stupid mother fucker.

    I will enjoy dinner. I think im meeting up with Brandon for steaks.


    make sure you include all of the above bolded highlights on your next resume' when being a bike messenger starts to wear a little thin

    too bad Barnum and Bailey hung it up

    they would SNAP hire you to be a ticket boy

    I'm thinking sign waver for Popeye's might be the next step for your career

    you'd look good in a chicken suit provided management can find one small enough to fit your tiny body


    my sides

     
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    That's because Druff is above mid back in event #53 atm

    I feel like he may cash this one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al from Cheers View Post
    itt: a legitimate trip report with pictures of the OP with Barry Greenstein, and William Kassouf. And two very salty assholes who are trying to ruin this thread with bickering back and forth. I've been lurking for a while, and I'm SHOCKED that Druff hasn't come and cleaned Tyde's mess up from this pretty entertaining (so far) thread.
    How's the herpes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    That's because Druff is above mid back in event #53 atm

    I feel like he may cash this one!

    TID

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    I'm a limit hold 'em guy sometimes.


    Considering I have to drive to Minnesota to find a regular running limit game over 3-6, I'm gonna head over to the Bellagio to play 9-18 lhe. But, i'm very indecisive and the bravo app is listing all these cash games within walking distance, i'm really at a fork in the road here.


    I'm also only down $40 gambling so far I won 40 in the few minutes i sat in a rio cash game (it was good, i just ran into MTR and Cleatus and hung with them for a moment and then just racked up) but lost $100 playing craps (my second time ever, thanks to Brandon for explaining it to me) BUT I won $20 playing stadium bacc (where I kept saying "YES!" after the first 4 cards forgetting about the 5th and 6th's) with Drexel and Leapin' Larry (again thanks to Drexel for explaining that, and for Leapin' Larry for some how finding patterns in randomness)
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    How much cash did you bring to vegas and how much do you have left?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    How much cash did you bring to vegas and how much do you have left?

    LOL

    can't wait for this gem of a reply

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    I brought $1100, and my credit limit on my discover card is way above what you think it is.


    I currently have 1K after a few expenses (i paid for my resort fees in cash this morning)


    Anything else?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    I brought $1100, and my credit limit on my discover card is way above what you think it is.


    I currently have 1K after a few expenses (i paid for my resort fees in cash this morning)


    Anything else?


    Come on. This isn't real.

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    The fuck pays for resort fees in cash? Never heard such a thing. Jesus bro you never cease to amaze.

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    now you're just trying too hard. What's not real here Dr. Marvin Pocklestein

    You a Diamond card holder? I'm not (i dont play slots or VP) so yes, I had to pay the resort fees for the 2 days I stayed at the Paris. $70 for 2 nights there? no problem.

    Oh I brought a discover card with me? Yeah because people don't travel without credit cards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    The fuck pays for resort fees in cash? Never heard such a thing. Jesus bro you never cease to amaze.

    why do you even give a fuck.

    go stroke jew donks cock somewhere else
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    I brought $1100, and my credit limit on my discover card is way above what you think it is.


    I currently have 1K after a few expenses (i paid for my resort fees in cash this morning)


    Anything else?

    You have a credit card but no bank account? Scratches Head...

    https://www.creditkarma.com/question...t-bank-account

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    I brought $1100, and my credit limit on my discover card is way above what you think it is.


    I currently have 1K after a few expenses (i paid for my resort fees in cash this morning)


    Anything else?



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    LOL

    you fucking broke ass midget bitch

    yet you have the audacity to question my personal finances when you literally ball gag a WSOP stake.....bust....and then brag about the awesome dinner you are about to have with SOMEONE ELSE who is paying for it....AND your flight back to Chicago riding your bike to rake in a massive 12 bucks an hour

    (sorry, not including tips)

    fucking unbelievable

    gooooooo Larry !

    weeeeeeeee

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    I brought $1100, and my credit limit on my discover card is way above what you think it is.


    I currently have 1K after a few expenses (i paid for my resort fees in cash this morning)


    Anything else?

    You have a credit card but no bank account? Scratches Head...

    https://www.creditkarma.com/question...t-bank-account

    I am not going to waste my time with that link. But Michael can vouch for the fact that I paid for In and Out Burger with it. And how the fuck could I have checked in to 2 hotels without a credit card matching my ID. are you serious?

    again, why does anyone care how much money i brought with/ and or how much I have left. I'd have surely reported (like i did in the minnesota thread) if I suffered a big loss playing. I would not be ashamed at all. Not my last $1100 dollars.

    Ok, now that i have fully charged batteries on all my devices, I can go and play poker/find jack daniels to play poker.
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    Larry, please go get laid. I've been studying looks theory a lot lately. After reading Michael's trip report, and I'm a firm believer in "just have tattoos" theory. We need you to go see how you do with the ladies in Las Vegas. I've always been a firm believer in "just be tall" theory. If a little alpha like you can get laid in Vegas, I don't know if I will still believe in that theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post


    You have a credit card but no bank account? Scratches Head...

    https://www.creditkarma.com/question...t-bank-account

    I am not going to waste my time with that link. But Michael can vouch for the fact that I paid for In and Out Burger with it. And how the fuck could I have checked in to 2 hotels without a credit card matching my ID. are you serious?

    again, why does anyone care how much money i brought with/ and or how much I have left. I'd have surely reported (like i did in the minnesota thread) if I suffered a big loss playing. I would not be ashamed at all. Not my last $1100 dollars.

    Ok, now that i have fully charged batteries on all my devices, I can go and play poker/find jack daniels to play poker.





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