life is a never ending train reck. it's time to pull into the station

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

I agree Larry is PFA!

It used to be Tyde, ironically sometimes the Tyde is in and sometimes the Tyde is OUT.

[gauchojake]

Thread is a train reck

[Tellafriend]

An abortion actually

[michael]

Hope you're feeling better , Larry. Maybe next time you're in that state, try to get out of your head and engage more with the outside world and what you're doing.

[LarryLaffer]

Hope you're feeling better , Larry. Maybe next time you're in that state, try to get out of your head and engage more with the outside world and what you're doing.

[gauchojake]

Hey Mumbles

Go fuck yourself pal. I hate to explain the joke, but if you refer to your buddy Larry's thread title, my post makes sense and might also make you laugh assuming you have a sense of humor.

Also I suggest you go to 2+2 where Mason just misspelled separate. GET HIM

[FPS_Russia]

well that's it. I've officially had it. tonight was the last straw.


so I've decided to roll with it. this never ending train wreck I call life. I have no friends, only people who say they're my friend and really they are my mortal enemy. they've pushed me as far as I can go.


so I'm calling it quits at life. in just a mere number of hours I will be gone. pushed from existence. I'm gonna let them win. I tried. I really did. but I just didn't try enough.


this is my final mission. I'm not going out with a bang, I'm going out silently. by myself.

I've been close to the edge for a while now. and I think it's time to go over. into the abyss.

one mistake begets another and I'm over it. I'm over life.

30 years was a good run. longer than some, shorter than most.

my family will be sad, my true friends will be sad but over time they'll cope and they'll understand that there was no helping me. this is the way it has to be.


bye everyone. it's been fun. but I won't be around anymore. on PFA or in life. unless I somehow get out of the deep depression I'm in.


go ahead and troll away. it's ok. I deserve it.


stay up

Larry

This reminds me of the my cousin and childhood friend when i talked to him after he moved to Pontiac Mich. Everything was great, we rode bikes all over and did what kids do. Then he moved to Michigan, they were there about a month and he called and he sounded all depressed, I was like wtf. He said they lived near the Pontiac Silverdome. I was like that's awesome and he told me it sucked because he couldn't go outside because of black people. I couldn't believe he said that, he went thru alot of shit living there and most phone calls in the future had a similar tone. My other cousin lives in Chicago and last I heard she's home schooling her kids because it's fucking crazy there.


You may think I'm a jew hater or racist but i'm not i'm a man of facts and science. I'm actually lobbying the Jews because they run shit.

It'll be a cold day in hell when I start a thread with thoughts of giving up. I wonder if that'd be the case if i lived in an rough city or if there's something else to blame entirely. hmmm.

Anyhow hang in there, you'll see I'm righteous and hate no one.
Don't be scared to press play, you don't have to agree with his entire body of work , I sure as hell don't but he had a unique wisdom.

Flame away, compare me to Hitler, whatever makes you feel better. I'll give you a pass, peace.

[Ken Hordell]

Hope you're feeling better , Larry. Maybe next time you're in that state, try to get out of your head and engage more with the outside world and what you're doing.

WTF is this advice? Don't you think he has tried that before? He is a fucking psychopath and you are telling him to get some fresh air? Stop acting like some johnny come lately angel. You had your weird ass issues on NWP where you posted like 4000 times in a month which was hugely creepy at the time. Fucking A, stop giving life advice.

You want to talk about the games at the dog track you go to, or the nachos they serve, or the skanks you hang with, I am all for that. But come on, no life advice or how to help a mentally challenged *superstar* how to get well. Jesus, you once chronicled how you walked 8 miles in one direction to the DOG TRACK poker room, lost $500 on one hand and walked back 8 miles. That is a great story but fucking terribly bizarre; no life advice for Larry.

[Tellafriend]

Hope you're feeling better , Larry. Maybe next time you're in that state, try to get out of your head and engage more with the outside world and what you're doing.

You want to talk about the games at the dog track you go to, or the nachos they serve, or the skanks you hang with, I am all for that. But come on, no life advice or how to help a mentally challenged *superstar* how to get well. Jesus, you once chronicled how you walked 8 miles in one direction to the DOG TRACK poker room, lost $500 on one hand and walked back 8 miles. That is a great story but fucking terribly bizarre; no life advice for Larry.

Can we get a belated trip report ?

[Ken Hordell]

You want to talk about the games at the dog track you go to, or the nachos they serve, or the skanks you hang with, I am all for that. But come on, no life advice or how to help a mentally challenged *superstar* how to get well. Jesus, you once chronicled how you walked 8 miles in one direction to the DOG TRACK poker room, lost $500 on one hand and walked back 8 miles. That is a great story but fucking terribly bizarre; no life advice for Larry.

Can we get a belated trip report ?

I don't remember all the details, but he walked each way over 8 miles in one afternoon in 100 degree temps and I believe chased by some gang members. Its been a long time, but the walk of near death happened.

[sonatine]

Can we get a belated trip report ?

Michael forgive me if I dont do justice or fuck up some of the details...

Michael had a substantial roll, I think someone at DonkDown staked him in exchange for epic TR shenans? Regardless he had like a very solid full buyin so he decided to head to the casino, which required an incredibly long bus trip that only went half way, and then he had to walk several more hours literally on the side of a freeway with no sidewalk, it was just pure insanity and hot and awful but he was going to make this trip happen because hes a fucking ultragod. Like I seem to recall him having to climb over a guard rail on a bridge over one of those swampy canals and shuffle his way across, it was genuine American Ninja caliber madness.

Finally, he shows up at the casino. It's air conditioned. He drinks some water. He starts to feel human and is ready for war when he gets seated.

Game is like 1-3 spread limit (Florida yall), and he hasnt even finished unracking his $400 when action gets around to him in LP and he looks down at KK with like 5 limpers in front of him so he pops it up to 30 or so, folded around to small blind who bumps it up to like 100, everyone folds, Michael 3 bets the spread limit max of 200 and SB just shrugs and rebets, putting Michael all in, which in Florida usually means he has any pair or suited face cards. Michael instacalls, gets shown AA, does not get lucky, and less than 5 minutes after walking into the casino with $400, walks out so broke that even after walking for hours along the freeway, he cant afford to get on the bus home and has to walk another few hours in the middle of rural Florida hell at night.


We got a hell of a trip report out of it tho.

[handicapme]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/n...606-story.html

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

What happened to her eyebrows?

[sonatine]

michael: I love this story, and don't care if it's bizarre, and it kinda sucked at the time but it was kinda awesome too


Literally like, Mike Sexton has his Stu Unger degenning at his first game of golf story, and we have this.


To my tastes, its one of the best poker stories of that decade and its really not close.

[lewfather]

[Belly Buster]

[LarryLaffer]

poor Lewfather

didn't take his medication today I see.


but I guess that's all we can expect from this mongoloid from michigan

[LarryLaffer]

later y'all.


it has been fun.


enjoy

[Avon Barksdale]

later y'all.


it has been fun.


enjoy

Damn, finally beat down.

Godspeed young Laffer.

[Baron Von Strucker]

later y'all.


it has been fun.


enjoy

Damn, finally beat down.

Godspeed young Laffer.

he flew to close to traffic