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[simpdog]

Curry is dog shit but Thompson is bailing out the Warriors.

Not sure what his problem is. Injury? Too much time spent with wife/kids?

[Sanlmar]

Just keep hoisting those 3's Rockets. Killing me

Do gotta thank the refs tonight, regardless. They tried.

FT 10-12 Warriors
FT 35-39 Rockets

NBA lulz

[simpdog]

Shout out to Igoudala missing a key freethrow.

Then Curry missing a Technical Foul FT.

Were you sweating it?

[Sanlmar]

Shout out to Igoudala missing a key freethrow.

Then Curry missing a Technical Foul FT.

Were you sweating it?

I was resigned. Squeezed out a live bet and breezed on the under. Up a unit.

Were you in?

[simpdog]

Shout out to Igoudala missing a key freethrow.

Then Curry missing a Technical Foul FT.

Were you sweating it?

I was resigned. Squeezed out a live bet and breezed on the under. Up a unit.

Were you in?

I wasn't in, but was sweating your +7.5.

Was almost as good as sweating my own $.

New idea for Gamblers Anon. Website where it pulls bets from third tier forums and you can sweat them.

[Sanlmar]

I was resigned. Squeezed out a live bet and breezed on the under. Up a unit.

Were you in?

I wasn't in, but was sweating your +7.5.

Was almost as good as sweating my own $.

New idea for Gamblers Anon. Website where it pulls bets from third tier forums and you can sweat them.

They were what I call "Olive Garden bets". Dinner for 2 with wine & dessert.

I cashed out maybe 2 months ago. I definitely needed a break. Didn't really miss it. Allowed me to achieve the proper level of apathy to begin the MLB.

[simpdog]

I wasn't in, but was sweating your +7.5.

Was almost as good as sweating my own $.

New idea for Gamblers Anon. Website where it pulls bets from third tier forums and you can sweat them.

They were what I call "Olive Garden bets". Dinner for 2 with wine & dessert.

I cashed out maybe 2 months ago. I definitely needed a break. Didn't really miss it. Allowed me to achieve the proper level of apathy to begin the MLB.

Similar here-- cashed 95% of the roll after a large Superbowl win.

Had a minor story was getting ready to type up a big thread and sick Druff on them (well I still was giving them one more week) but they pulled through.

Funny thing is if I requested Bitcoins the payout would have been in the wallet over night. Instead got the run around and told some lies.

[Sanlmar]

Tasty live game

Spurs 33
Warriors 17

Just thinking ATM

Crushed Celts Bucks about 5 different ways

Just one at @+110 Tie score 96
Accepted:
3/29/2017 9:49:40 PM
Description:
MILWAUKEE BUCKS at BOSTON CELTICS Moneyline BUCKS

Greek freak is god

BOL just won't post in game. Scared with most lines frozen forever.


Warriors 110-98 !

[Sanlmar]

Degen live. Blind bet

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS at CHICAGO BULLS Total OVER 200.5

Pregame was 212

Sweet

King James best player in basketball bricks 3 free throws in a row. Followed by that nut job Rondo bricking 2 free throws. Etc etc

Just read LeBron has a scratched cornea. Fucking guy is blind. Explains a lot. Lolol

Dude will be wearing sunglasses like Ray Charles in the playoffs.

Laughing my ass off I made a blind bet on a blind guy. Worth every penny

[BeerAndPoker]

Anyone like anything for tonight's final four? I'm on the fence for both games.

[simpdog]

Way to go UNC. Sealed the game by missing FTs

[Sanlmar]

So I did the Bitcoin thing and reloaded a sportsbook. Despite the recent commotion I went with something that is comfortable for me - BetOnline. Eyes wide open.

Today I discovered something I just never noticed before on the Casino menu - "Financials". Basically, you're offered a Smörgåsbord of binary bets on individual stocks etc. You can bet ranges too - it's pretty comprehensive.

A binary buffet that includes whether a stock will close above or below a given price every 15 minutes, for instance.

Today the markets were up strong and CNBC was screaming about a recent Apple price target ($200 - current $144~ Up $3) Had a good feel and had a good time.

The juice sucks but so do short term capital gains taxes. There were some gimme spots so I went off. My dream is to get shut down Daly-style.

Even Brent Beckley can't fix the market although they are prolly working on it.

The reporting of graded wagers sucks. All it shows you is this:
Description: Financials Credit Transaction
This could haunt me as I have no record of wagers placed. Screenshots.

So, if you can't wait to bet against the Cavaliers at night and need action, here's another way to go. My degen story today.

Thx Brent!

Well that didn't take long. All I have is a wager number. Date & time of trade is missing from my completed trades.

Reference number: LTKxxxxxxxx - Please use this ticket number in any correspondence with us.

Subject:

Hello Sanlmar

We hope this email finds you well.

In regards Financials Wager xxxxxxxx AMAZON Put 889.755 for xxx.xx, the bet was a Loss, as the Expiry Rate was a Call at 889.790.

If you have any other questions or require further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Best Regards,

Player Services Department
BetOnline

AMZN finished the day at $886.54. I nailed this thing as it was killing the shorts in a blow off move on a flat day. I made more money in the legal casino - I just wanted to pump up my sportsbook balance for MLB opening day.

I am still gonna challenge this theft.... but in a nice way. I will say that "I asked a friend" as I am new to all this.

What I specifically need is the time of trade and I can tell them what it closed at the end of the 15 minute period.

I want a detailed trade record from them and I will nail them with market data.

Again, I risk not being viewed as recreational.

I really need to quit these guys and get on 5Dimes. I was warned.

[YUUP]

My 5 for the US Masters as there probably won't be a JSearles comp.

Matsuyama 18/1
Mickelson. 25/1
P.Casey. 35/1
B.Snedeker. 50/1
L.Westwood. 66/1

Sky bet paying 8 places. 1/4 the odds

[BeerAndPoker]

Careful Gronk NFL training camp is only a few months away.

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[Sanlmar]

Adrian Peterson to visit Patriots on Monday

Wouldn't be surprised if he's signed by sundown.

Lol, the Patriots way. He ain't a murderer. Belichick has signed worse.

[Daly]

Adrian Peterson to visit Patriots on Monday

Wouldn't be surprised if he's signed by sundown.

Lol, the Patriots way. He ain't a murderer. Belichick has signed worse.

Problem is AD doesn't strike me as the type of guy who will play for a discount. That said if nobody comes correct and he becomes convinced he needs a one year re image there won't be another team he will play for.

[Sanlmar]

Adrian Peterson to visit Patriots on Monday

Wouldn't be surprised if he's signed by sundown.

Lol, the Patriots way. He ain't a murderer. Belichick has signed worse.

Problem is AD doesn't strike me as the type of guy who will play for a discount. That said if nobody comes correct and he becomes convinced he needs a one year re image there won't be another team he will play for.

The deal with Belichick and these aging stars is this: Belichick meets them, makes an offer and that's it. No discussion. Bill has a value number. Take it or leave it. AP and his agent know this.

I agree it's a one year reinvent. Short guaranteed money. If he's a problem in locker room or doesn't understand the program Pats walk away.

Just had a Chad Johnson flashback.

Lol, Revis is possible too. Etc etc

[simpdog]

Bodog/Bovada pussing out 2nd half of ncaa championship for live betting.

Does anyone see live lines?

[lewfather]

Bodog/Bovada pussing out 2nd half of ncaa championship for live betting.

Does anyone see live lines?

These zebras are killing me

[simpdog]

Bodog/Bovada pussing out 2nd half of ncaa championship for live betting.

Does anyone see live lines?

These zebras are killing me

They are winning the game. None of them should ever do a championship game ever again.