Want to start playing OFC?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

You guys all realize that the people that have dedicated their lives to this stupid game for the last 3 years get the shit kicked out of them against that bot right? Two years ago you had an excuse when you got throttled by some shmo who could barely shuffle a deck of cards in real life. No excuse in this day and age.

Play for fun, play live, or get rekt.

Somehow I think I'll live if Drexel schools me at 25 cents a point

If you let too many men go to fantasyland you will die plop.

[Goodpoop]

Anyone up for an hour of pineapple deuce. @Richmond

[jsearles22]

Holy Shit Drexel crushed me! Big Thanks to him for his help and patience.

I've got about 4 hours of Deuce Pineapple under my belt. Pro any day now.

Pro Tip*** Don't go for FL every hand and foul!

I felt like I held my own but still lost $50 to Drexel at $.25/point. Money well spent for a fun 3 day weekend

PayPal shipped instantly obv

[Belly Buster]

Managed to sneak into the top 20 on the duplicates tourney for the first time. Frustrating as fuck as you can only win 50 pts at a time, but once you get above 500, even if you finish 2nd you still get -90 or some shit. And cos I ain't paying to play it's 4 hours between games.

In the regular games I'm ahead against everyone except Mrs Suicide King who is schooling me.

@Belly Buster if you want to jump in a game.

[LarryLaffer]

i can't win.

but im getting better.

BB is a fun opponent.

he wont laugh when he crushes me and i foul.

[LarryLaffer]

Holy Shit Drexel crushed me! Big Thanks to him for his help and patience.

I've got about 4 hours of Deuce Pineapple under my belt. Pro any day now.

Pro Tip*** Don't go for FL every hand and foul!

I felt like I held my own but still lost $50 to Drexel at $.25/point. Money well spent for a fun 3 day weekend

PayPal shipped instantly obv

i'm currently down $35 to Drexel (we're playing for $100) and it's been a great learning experience.

the pro tip up there is the exact one that Drex gave me.

They play this shit for $500 a point in bobby's room is what i'm told.

[Belly Buster]

i can't win.

but im getting better.

BB is a fun opponent.

he wont laugh when he crushes me and i foul.

If you want to put an hour aside sometime for a solid session I don't mind skyping you to give you some more pro tips as we go along.

[Suicide King]

I'm literally the worst at this game. My wife surpassed me in an hour.

[LarryLaffer]

i can't win.

but im getting better.

BB is a fun opponent.

he wont laugh when he crushes me and i foul.

If you want to put an hour aside sometime for a solid session I don't mind skyping you to give you some more pro tips as we go along.

Def. i'll send you my skype info on the app. that would alleviate a lot of my frustration with this game. I mean this is some frustrating shit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(also, stu ungar would be crushing this game if he were alive today, no doubt)

[Goodpoop]

I need to start playing again.

[Mintjewlips]

Bump

I'm on pineapple but I have no idea how to play, can someone link me to a pineapple for dummies link

[Mintjewlips]

@bojangles

[Goodpoop]

I'm going to start playing again soon

[Mintjewlips]

Just want to see if that's really Brandon on pineapple owning my ass? Brandon please confirm..

[Mintjewlips]

Anyone else want to play? I'm only playing low, I'll play for free or if you want to play for small amounts I'm game..

[Mintjewlips]

So much for artificial intelligence

[Belly Buster]

LOL at owning mighty bot. Try playing The Professor and see how you get on vs AI.

[Drexel]

Fwiw, played MJL. Settled with me after the pre-agreed upon 200 hands.



GS




ZoD

[Hockey Guy]

Fwiw, played MJL. Settled with me after the pre-agreed upon 200 hands.



GS




ZoD

We'll need a graph posted.

[Mintjewlips]

Fwiw, played MJL. Settled with me after the pre-agreed upon 200 hands.



GS




ZoD

We'll need a graph posted.

He killed me, currently killing me again in the second session.....he's definitely better than the bot.....lol....