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[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Timberwolves +6.5 and moneyline tomorrow night.

Why?

I'm not asking you to invest in my bet. Just telling you my bet. I'm pretty unlucky though. Check this out. An overtime away from a 5K score tonight.



Loss 7 Team Parlay
Win 2/28/17 7:05pm NBA Basketball 702 Washington Wizards +7 -110* vs Golden State Warriors
Loss 2/28/17 7:35pm NBA Basketball 703 Portland Trailblazers +4 -110* vs Detroit Pistons
Win 2/28/17 7:05pm NBA Basketball 701 Golden State Warriors/Washington Wizards 1st Half Under 118 -110*
Win 2/28/17 7:00pm College Basketball 721 Florida State +7 -110* vs Duke
Win 2/28/17 9:00pm College Basketball 745 Vanderbilt +11 -110* vs Kentucky
Win 2/28/17 9:00pm College Basketball 745 Vanderbilt/Kentucky Under 150 -110*
Win 2/28/17 9:00pm College Basketball 749 Oklahoma State/Iowa State Over 159 -110*

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

but yeah maybe Im in a bad mood and maybe your why wasn't dickish. I've just never whyd someone in this thread before.

OKC back to back traveling after tough game in OKC. Twolves can't really afford any more losses and I think they have underperformed all year and will go from 12th to 8th for the honor of getting swept by Golden State. Most of all I win bets when the line moves in my favor and I'd be shocked if this stays +6.5. Half the books have moved it to +6 fwiw. Pinnicle still has it at +7.

[Daly]

but yeah maybe Im in a bad mood and maybe your why wasn't dickish. I've just never whyd someone in this thread before.

OKC back to back traveling after tough game in OKC. Twolves can't really afford any more losses and I think they have underperformed all year and will go from 12th to 8th for the honor of getting swept by Golden State. Most of all I win bets when the line moves in my favor and I'd be shocked if this stays +6.5. Half the books have moved it to +6 fwiw. Pinnicle still has it at +7.

Not a dick question. I'm an angle shooter like the rest of us. If you know towns has aids and isn't playing I'd like to buy in with you.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

but yeah maybe Im in a bad mood and maybe your why wasn't dickish. I've just never whyd someone in this thread before.

OKC back to back traveling after tough game in OKC. Twolves can't really afford any more losses and I think they have underperformed all year and will go from 12th to 8th for the honor of getting swept by Golden State. Most of all I win bets when the line moves in my favor and I'd be shocked if this stays +6.5. Half the books have moved it to +6 fwiw. Pinnicle still has it at +7.

Not a dick question. I'm an angle shooter like the rest of us. If you know towns has aids and isn't playing I'd like to buy in with you.

Hahaha. No inside info. I'm actually a Karl Anthony fan. Wiggins is their star that sometimes makes me nervous. The line is 6.5 across the board and that is with reports of Rodney Hood not playing for the Jazz. This is for sure a feel bet and not scientific. Yes the Wolves didn't play last night and yes the Jazz had a tough one in OKC but obviously the line is adjusted for those types of things as you know. I know there are a lot of games left but this feels like a must win for the Wolves and a meh game for the Jazz

Are you actually making money betting against Towns in props? He's going up against Rudy Gobert tonight who I'm also a fan of.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

My five dolla parlay for tonight.

Pending 6 Team Parlay
Pending 3/1/17 9:05pm NBA Basketball 517 Minnesota Timberwolves 1st Half +173* vs Utah Jazz
Pending 3/1/17 9:05pm NBA Basketball 517 Minnesota Timberwolves/Utah Jazz 1st Half Under 102 -110*
Pending 3/1/17 9:00pm College Basketball 551 Marquette/Xavier Under 156 -110*
Pending 3/1/17 9:00pm College Basketball 559 Michigan State/Illinois Over 136 -110*
Pending 3/1/17 11:00pm College Basketball 569 Washington +24 -110* vs UCLA
Pending 3/1/17 11:00pm College Basketball 572 UNLV +4½ -110* vs Utah State

The ESPN game tonight has an o/u of 234.5. In the old days when I saw something absurd high I'd just auto take the over. Don't have the guts tonight.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Every 21-year-old in NBA history to average 24+ points and 12+ rebounds:

Karl-Anthony Towns, 2016-17
Shaquille O'Neal, 1993-94

That's it.

[Tellafriend]

Timberwolves +6.5 and moneyline tomorrow night.

Why?

I'm not asking you to invest in my bet. Just telling you my bet. I'm pretty unlucky though. Check this out. An overtime away from a 5K score tonight.



Loss 7 Team Parlay
Win 2/28/17 7:05pm NBA Basketball 702 Washington Wizards +7 -110* vs Golden State Warriors
Loss 2/28/17 7:35pm NBA Basketball 703 Portland Trailblazers +4 -110* vs Detroit Pistons
Win 2/28/17 7:05pm NBA Basketball 701 Golden State Warriors/Washington Wizards 1st Half Under 118 -110*
Win 2/28/17 7:00pm College Basketball 721 Florida State +7 -110* vs Duke
Win 2/28/17 9:00pm College Basketball 745 Vanderbilt +11 -110* vs Kentucky
Win 2/28/17 9:00pm College Basketball 745 Vanderbilt/Kentucky Under 150 -110*
Win 2/28/17 9:00pm College Basketball 749 Oklahoma State/Iowa State Over 159 -110*

Mr. Clit -
Many thanks for the pick tonight. You added $250 to my bamkroll. Hats off.

[justweeee]

Shitty Golf picks WGC Mexico

To win
Jordan Spieth
Garry Woodland

Top 10
Adam Scott
Justin Thomas
Gary Woodland

[Sanlmar]

Why?

I'm not asking you to invest in my bet. Just telling you my bet. I'm pretty unlucky though. Check this out. An overtime away from a 5K score tonight.



Loss 7 Team Parlay
Win 2/28/17 7:05pm NBA Basketball 702 Washington Wizards +7 -110* vs Golden State Warriors
Loss 2/28/17 7:35pm NBA Basketball 703 Portland Trailblazers +4 -110* vs Detroit Pistons
Win 2/28/17 7:05pm NBA Basketball 701 Golden State Warriors/Washington Wizards 1st Half Under 118 -110*
Win 2/28/17 7:00pm College Basketball 721 Florida State +7 -110* vs Duke
Win 2/28/17 9:00pm College Basketball 745 Vanderbilt +11 -110* vs Kentucky
Win 2/28/17 9:00pm College Basketball 745 Vanderbilt/Kentucky Under 150 -110*
Win 2/28/17 9:00pm College Basketball 749 Oklahoma State/Iowa State Over 159 -110*

Mr. Clit -
Many thanks for the pick tonight. You added $250 to my bamkroll. Hats off.

BGC is hoops on PFA

I don't have anything online ATM but I may change that if he stays active. His percentage is always excellent.

I binked his first parlay a month or so ago after his long absence here. Always follow. Never do parlays but felt it.

I very much wanted Celtics v LeBron today. Confirmed by line move which wasn't harsh.

Just wanted to post my appreciation too.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Spurs -6.5

My whole life I've watched these games with new cool players together I want to watch play together. They usually sorta hang round for 2.5 quarters and lose by 16 to the disciplined team. If Spurs down or up a few points I will take more at half time.

[Daly]

Bad night to take under bets on the Cavs players. Shit what a blood bath.

[Daly]

Wow.... had to send this one out tonight.....



Def not entertained. And the derozen under 31 had one of the worst bad beats I've seen or a prop bet in a long time. 6 points in 20 seconds only 1 3pt.... that's damn near impossible.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

obv

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

spurs cant possibly sand bag any longer. It's weird and pathetic to watch. They gonna say fuck it and win by 10 now.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

spurs just playing unreal bad. fuck those faggots. New Orleans is legit super terrible. Like never win a game the rest of the year terrible.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Kawhi Leonard is legit repeatedly taking no look shots.

[Daly]

Kawhi Leonard is legit repeatedly taking no look shots.

To be fair if you bet the spurs live you ended up a winner last night and i thank you for it

[Mintjewlips]

DOUBLE OR NOTHING BITCHES!!!

[BeerAndPoker]

So the Cavs get Bogut and it takes him less then a minute to fracture his tibia.

Has their ever been a guy who got acquired by a new team to go down so fast that actually got put in the game (not someone who signs and never plays for that team due to injury off season, legal shit,etc.)?

I feel for Bogut having all these injuries throughout his career because he can be effective when he plays.

[Dan Druff]

So I'm basically off all books at the moment.

With baseball starting in about 4 weeks, I want to get going again.

If anyone has a "guy" then can refer me to, that would be great.

PM me