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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Regarding being over 40 and male, there are a lot of girls out there who prefer older men because the guys their age are so immature/terrible.

    For these women, it's not really about looks, so you can still get a decent looking younger chick in your 40s and even early 50s, without it even being a gold-digging situation (though that happens plenty, too). However, I believe in the 20-year theory. That is, if the girl is more than 20 years younger than you, then it very most likely IS gold digging.
    The rule is 1/2 your age plus 7 and it is really dead on if you do the math.

    This is why I advocate never ever settling down with anyone until you are 35 plus (as a man obv). It usually never ends well when you do that with a girl your age and you are under 30. The most successful relationships of people I know is where the guy is 10-15 years older than chick. I know lots of late 30's/early 40's MEN dating mid to late 20's and it works out beautifully for the most part. Personally at 37 I won't date a chick over late 20'S. For many reasons. I would however give my left nut to bang a hot 50 year old ONE TIME who wants that young cock so bad it is about to make her explode, definitely on the bucket list. 70 yr old is just gross.

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    Very good read

    http://www.blackdragonblog.com/2014/...younger-women/


    As usual, we need to get our definitions straight. By “much younger women” I’m usually talking about VYW, which I define as women between the age of 18 and 23. There are three types of VYW:

    Type 1s, VYW who are disgusted at the thought of dating any man older than about four or five years older than they are, regardless of how good-looking or confident the older men might be.
    Type 2s, VYW who are extremely turned on by much older men, and are usually turned off by, and bored with, men in their own age range.
    Type 3s, VYW who don’t really care about a man’s age and don’t make a judgment about it one way or the other. However, dating much older men is still often out of their comfort zone, not because they aren’t interested, but because they’ve never done it before.
    By “older men” I’m talking about men between the ages of 30 and 49 or so, though men in their 50s who have followed my advice and taken care of themselves physically certainly apply also.

    The older man / younger women stuff also generally applies to any man who is hitting up any woman of legal age who is more than 10 years younger than he is. (Since men hitting up women within one to nine years younger is considered “normal” by society in most cases.) So in a way, a 45 year old man working with a 26 year old woman would apply here, even though she’s technically not a VYW.

    Here then are the four mistakes men most often make when trying to attract younger women.
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    None of that would matter if you actually had a big dick

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    lol at a bunch of married (or in Druffs case long term'd) 40 somethings talking about getting younger women
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    I see you got the job done.


    The old dragon's husband has posted it all over social media.

    Nice tan btw



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Just be glad you didn't succeed.
    Lol.

    Great point..

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    lol at a bunch of married (or in Druffs case long term'd) 40 somethings talking about getting younger women

    I had two buddies. One was your size. The other was 6'1, but confined to a wheelchair since our senior year. The tiny guy I'm pretty sure was still a virgin at 25. My buddy in the wheelchair got laid semi-regularly. I often wondered to myself why women preferred him, as in a wheelchair, he's like 4'6. Simply put, women prefer a wheelchair to your booster chair. They must figure at least his cock is a grown man's cock. A normal sized 65 year old will take a girl off of you. Your handicap is worse. You should probably qualify for SSDI.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    lol at a bunch of married (or in Druffs case long term'd) 40 somethings talking about getting younger women

    I had two buddies. One was your size. The other was 6'1, but confined to a wheelchair since our senior year. The tiny guy I'm pretty sure was still a virgin at 25. My buddy in the wheelchair got laid semi-regularly. I often wondered to myself why women preferred him, as in a wheelchair, he's like 4'6. Simply put, women prefer a wheelchair to your booster chair. They must figure at least his cock is a grown man's cock. A normal sized 65 year old will take a girl off of you. Your handicap is worse. You should probably qualify for SSDI.
    Odds are Larry hasn't worked enough honest jobs to have enough quarterly credits to apply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    lol at a bunch of married (or in Druffs case long term'd) 40 somethings talking about getting younger women

    I had two buddies. One was your size. The other was 6'1, but confined to a wheelchair since our senior year. The tiny guy I'm pretty sure was still a virgin at 25. My buddy in the wheelchair got laid semi-regularly. I often wondered to myself why women preferred him, as in a wheelchair, he's like 4'6. Simply put, women prefer a wheelchair to your booster chair. They must figure at least his cock is a grown man's cock. A normal sized 65 year old will take a girl off of you. Your handicap is worse. You should probably qualify for SSDI.
    The way you speak about people I can see why you use the past tense had. This forum had done a number on you. You used to be the most pleasant screen name and now I can barely read your shit.

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    If that is some deep level game to make people impressed that Larry is even able to carry on then well played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Regarding being over 40 and male, there are a lot of girls out there who prefer older men because the guys their age are so immature/terrible.

    For these women, it's not really about looks, so you can still get a decent looking younger chick in your 40s and even early 50s, without it even being a gold-digging situation (though that happens plenty, too). However, I believe in the 20-year theory. That is, if the girl is more than 20 years younger than you, then it very most likely IS gold digging.
    The rule is 1/2 your age plus 7 and it is really dead on if you do the math.

    This is why I advocate never ever settling down with anyone until you are 35 plus (as a man obv). It usually never ends well when you do that with a girl your age and you are under 30. The most successful relationships of people I know is where the guy is 10-15 years older than chick. I know lots of late 30's/early 40's MEN dating mid to late 20's and it works out beautifully for the most part. Personally at 37 I won't date a chick over late 20'S. For many reasons. I would however give my left nut to bang a hot 50 year old ONE TIME who wants that young cock so bad it is about to make her explode, definitely on the bucket list. 70 yr old is just gross.

    In the cold light of day I think I'll stick to this rule and my new golden rule... Do not try and sleep with anyone older than my mother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    I see you got the job done.


    The old dragon's husband has posted it all over social media.

    Nice tan btw


    100 % I would lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Very good read

    http://www.blackdragonblog.com/2014/...younger-women/


    As usual, we need to get our definitions straight. By “much younger women” I’m usually talking about VYW, which I define as women between the age of 18 and 23. There are three types of VYW:

    Type 1s, VYW who are disgusted at the thought of dating any man older than about four or five years older than they are, regardless of how good-looking or confident the older men might be.
    Type 2s, VYW who are extremely turned on by much older men, and are usually turned off by, and bored with, men in their own age range.
    Type 3s, VYW who don’t really care about a man’s age and don’t make a judgment about it one way or the other. However, dating much older men is still often out of their comfort zone, not because they aren’t interested, but because they’ve never done it before.
    By “older men” I’m talking about men between the ages of 30 and 49 or so, though men in their 50s who have followed my advice and taken care of themselves physically certainly apply also.

    The older man / younger women stuff also generally applies to any man who is hitting up any woman of legal age who is more than 10 years younger than he is. (Since men hitting up women within one to nine years younger is considered “normal” by society in most cases.) So in a way, a 45 year old man working with a 26 year old woman would apply here, even though she’s technically not a VYW.

    Here then are the four mistakes men most often make when trying to attract younger women.
    These three "types" are spot on, and I've run into all three many times over.

    I did notice that the distribution of these types tends to differ, depending upon location.

    In most large cities and their immediate suburbs, you find a lot of Type 1s, but relatively few type 3s, and very few type 2s.

    In smaller towns, there are far more type 2s and 3s.

    Las Vegas is the one exception, as it seems that the younger woman/older man thing is long ingrained in the culture there, so you find a lot of type 2s and 3s there as well.

    My theory on this involves the quality of young men in the environment. In larger cities, there are plenty of young men who are educated, smart, and mature for their age, so women seeking that type rarely feel the need to date outside their age group. However, in smaller towns, it's much more likely that the younger guys are immature and less sophisticated (plus there's a far smaller number to choose from, in general), thus the young women learn that they need to date older if that's what they're looking for.

    Las Vegas is a different animal entirely, as I think the situation there is more cultural.

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    Terrible audio quality but good shot of Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles at age 55 (now 58).

    Christie Brinkley and daughters at age 63.
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    Yes, some of these female celebrities over 50 still look very good, but I tend to ignore that because:

    1) They usually had a lot of work done.

    and

    2) Many of them were very attractive to begin with (Christie Brinkley is a good example), so most are starting from a better place than the typical woman.

    I've just never really been attracted to women older than me, but I do find that I'm attracted to women my own age, even as I age myself.

     
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      JohnCommode: Work? Brinkley, yes. Hoffs, not likely. Committed vegetarian for most of her life. Looks very natural.

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