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    December 8th Update from Diego Garcia

    What's up scumbags

    Just loaded a WIFI card since as you know, my internet on the ship is complete dogshit. I can browse PFA, but every time I try to reply to or start a thread, I get cock blocked from the slow ass connection.

    Anyway, obv I am at the bar now after 14 straight days at sea back and forth from Diego to Singapore. Unfortunately, we just drop anchor long enough in Singapore to load cargo and refuel...then make a U turn and head back to Diego.

    Really nothing too dramatic or newsworthy to report, because quite honestly I have been too busy working my fucking ass off 14 hours a day.

    Wake up at 5 AM, prep and serve breakfast...quick break before prepping lunch and dinner...serve lunch...work 2 hours of overtime cleaning or organizing stores...then dinner.

    I haven't worked this hard for years and my body is paying the price. I developed a severe case of carpal tunnel that I actually went to the base clinic for treatment.

    Its been so bad I considered getting off the ship on a medical release, but decided to slug it out. The wrist splints and ibuprofen they gave me were pretty much worthless...but in the middle of the night, the pain is so bad it wakes me up...if you've ever had carpal tunnel you know what I'm talking about.

    OK enough of that sob story.

    Willie chilled out after I basically dropped the hammer on his face. We are getting along fine and coexisting peacefully. He is getting off in a couple weeks when we get back to Singapore

    JFC I just lost almost 1500 words of content I'd written before this lame ass book WiFi logged me out

    Guess I have to just write posts in short spurts.

    Will try to upload recent pics and videos as the opportunity presents itself

    Diego Garcia...the land the internet forgot. So lame

     
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    OK this video is very cool IMO

    I was leaning out over the bow of the ship when we were in the middle of the Indian Ocean last week and the conditions were incredibly smooth. The ocean was like glass. Notice the reflections of the clouds on the water.


     
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      Tellafriend: Love the crystal clear water shots
      
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    Just gonna upload a bunch of random pics taken over the last 2 weeks....hope they all post properly

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    Jumbo Shrimp & Chicken Breast Kebobs

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    Trolling for Wahoo 2 days out of Diego

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    Random sunset last week 1000 miles from land

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    My crew eat like royalty

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    Departing Singapore last week

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    Monster Sub's

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    Amazing sunrise at sea

     
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      Mintjewlips: Kudos
      
      vegas1369: Very nice work and pics!
      
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      herbertstemple: Nice pics and made me hungry.
      
      MumblesBadly: Fuck you for making me hungry 15 minutes after I just ate!
      
      Deal: Stick it to the man. Tomato's cemented within sub.
      
      unchainedghost: Nice Fucking kebabs guy
      
      sonatine: trolling for wahoo
      
      Pooh: no tomatos on the side rep
      
      IamGreek: Will you please cook my xmas dinner?
      
      Tellafriend: those are some tasty looking subs
      
      big dick: those kabobs looks amazing as does the subs
      
      LegalizeMeth: shit looks amazing
      
      OSA: wtf you cant peel an egg? jesus
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    Wow, fucking awesome.

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    Sunset on the Indian Ocean

     
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      MumblesBadly: Imagine seeing this for weeks on end from a lifeboat after you were the only survivor after a typhoon sunk your ship. (It would still look awesome in a starvy kind of way.)

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    re: carpal tunnel
    splints only help while sleeping
    don't be afraid to remove aluminum part and bend to fit your arm and palm when hand is perfectly aligned with arm. bend it so there is no contact with your arm where tendons and veins are visible near the palm and about an inch further up the palm.
    ibu can only reduce inflammation. might help at night. 50/50 800mg
    get surgery as soon as you have 5-7 days off. should walk out of surgery with a bandaid and sutures that bioasorb.
    make willie do more chopping and carrying heavy stuff up from storage.
    try to hold things looser than normal

     
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    amazing pictures, looks awesome.

    thanks for sharing.

    ship the perc to tyde for the carpal tunnel.

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    Good call on sticking it out, got to get this first trip on the books.

    Try to get your hands on some lidocaine patches. Probably can't use them while cooking, but after a long day, they will numb the pain enough to sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

    Its been so bad I considered getting off the ship on a medical release, but decided to slug it out. The wrist splints and ibuprofen they gave me were pretty much worthless...but in the middle of the night, the pain is so bad it wakes me up...if you've ever had carpal tunnel you know what I'm talking about.
    Honestly I am a little disappointed that you even wrote this. This leads me to believe you are setting a precursor to quit. I mean you gotta toughen up, Trump didn't quit did he when the stack was against him?

    This is what I watch when getting down. It gets me going:


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

    Its been so bad I considered getting off the ship on a medical release, but decided to slug it out. The wrist splints and ibuprofen they gave me were pretty much worthless...but in the middle of the night, the pain is so bad it wakes me up...if you've ever had carpal tunnel you know what I'm talking about.
    Honestly I am a little disappointed that you even wrote this. This leads me to believe you are setting a precursor to quit. I mean you gotta toughen up, Trump didn't quit did he when the stack was against him?

    This is what I watch when getting down. It gets me going:

    LT sighting at 0:40.

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    Quote Originally Posted by v12cl View Post
    Good call on sticking it out, got to get this first trip on the books.

    Try to get your hands on some lidocaine patches. Probably can't use them while cooking, but after a long day, they will numb the pain enough to sleep.
    it's interesting to me how these patches work so well for some and are useless for others. I was in the latter group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Just gonna upload a bunch of random pics taken over the last 2 weeks....hope they all post properly

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    My crew eat like royalty
    Boil your eggs with a teaspoon of baking soda to have them peel without taking egg with it.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Its been so bad I considered getting off the ship on a medical release, but decided to slug it out. The wrist splints and ibuprofen they gave me were pretty much worthless...but in the middle of the night, the pain is so bad it wakes me up...if you've ever had carpal tunnel you know what I'm talking about.
    I'm on 200mg ketoprofen, once daily, for basically/exactly what is ailing you. It's an anti-infammatory that eases the nerve restriction through the small bones in your wrist & if I forget to take it I get reminded of it in a bad way later in the day. Seriously, it's good shit.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

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    My crew eat like royalty
    Is this some sort of joke? I've seen better spreads at elementary PTA meetups.

     
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    Food looks good. Need to start a Tyde food porn thread just for your meals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

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    My crew eat like royalty
    Is this some sort of joke? I've seen better spreads at elementary PTA meetups.
    Dude, he is out to sea, you are not going to get a Ruby Tuesdays type Salad Bar out to sea. The only thing I protest though are the hot dog buns as bread. Needs to do better than that.

     
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      WillieMcFML: seriously. those guys are hungry and happy as hell for a spread like this

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    Friend had carpal tunnel. She had an operation for it and fixed her up. No problems since except for a little numbness.
    the bullet hit trump but took out biden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Just gonna upload a bunch of random pics taken over the last 2 weeks....hope they all post properly

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    My crew eat like royalty
    Boil your eggs with a teaspoon of baking soda to have them peel without taking egg with it.
    cool tip, but all you really have to do is rinse them with cold water and let them cool down before trying to peel them

    i'm guessing tyde (or willie) got short on time and just had to make it work

    and food looks good tyde - not easy to put out that much food on a deadline by yourself (if dinner is supposed to be at 5pm and it's not ready exactly at 5 you have a bunch of pissed off crew)


    edit:
    question(s) for marty:
    does the crew have money taken out of their check for food or is room/board/food included with their contract?

    also, how have you been doing with your budget? are you just making it, or are you ending up with a surplus?
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