Time to get on the TRUMP train

[hongkonger]

It's officially a fire sale at the Trump campaign. You can't make up shit this funny.

what do you get with a gold membership? A Grab Them by the Pussy mug?

[hongkonger]

Ok post me a real line and I'll beat it.

+769 at predictit.org

I see the Dems at 87 cents and Reps at 14 cents, so 6.2/1, I don't see +769 anywhere. But even 6/1 I've already tied up money with you at those odds, I'd need better to make another bet.

[thesidedish]

+769 at predictit.org

I see the Dems at 87 cents and Reps at 14 cents, so 6.2/1, I don't see +769 anywhere. But even 6/1 I've already tied up money with you at those odds, I'd need better to make another bet.

when I checked, I saw that I could buy 1900 shares of "no" for democrats at .13, 1/.13 = 7.69

[hongkonger]

I see the Dems at 87 cents and Reps at 14 cents, so 6.2/1, I don't see +769 anywhere. But even 6/1 I've already tied up money with you at those odds, I'd need better to make another bet.

when I checked, I saw that I could buy 1900 shares of "no" for democrats at .13, 1/.13 = 7.69

Oh i see, I thought it was Dem/Rep on a single bet, it's two different bets and the contract pays $1 if it wins? Makes sense now.

Better take PredictIt's money.

[Mintjewlips]

No, but you can always laugh at shit that wasn't funny to begin with.

It amuses me in the exact same way that you amuse me. So I understand why you wouldn't get it.

Let me guess your top five comedians

1. Bill Maher

2. Janeane Garofalo

3. Russell Brand

4. Tig Nataro

5. Key and Peele

I just thought of the most pretentious assholes i could think of.

[sonatine]

It amuses me in the exact same way that you amuse me. So I understand why you wouldn't get it.

Let me guess your top five comedians

1. Bill Maher

2. Janeane Garofalo

3. Russell Brand

4. Tig Nataro

5. Key and Peele

I just thought of the most pretentious assholes i could think of.

Are you going to sit here and pretend Janeane Garofalo was not the fucking funniest on The Larry Sanders Show?


CHOOSE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY, PERSIAN.

[Mintjewlips]

Let me guess your top five comedians

1. Bill Maher

2. Janeane Garofalo

3. Russell Brand

4. Tig Nataro

5. Key and Peele

I just thought of the most pretentious assholes i could think of.

Are you going to sit here and pretend Janeane Garofalo was not the fucking funniest on The Larry Sanders Show?


CHOOSE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY, PERSIAN.

Yes, her pauses were just amazing, you just knew something great was coming out of her mouth after the pause.

[LegallyNonBindingPosts]

From Vanity Fair. http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/...n-donald-trump

Not surprisingly, it being the 80s, Trump was a recurring fixture in the pages of Spy. We ridiculed not just his fingers but also his business judgment, his jaw-dropping pronouncements, his inflated wealth, his hair, and his marital situations. There was a threatened lawsuit, resulting in a lot of back-and-forth legal letters between him and me. And we printed all of those. At one point we sent checks for $1.11 out to 58 of the “well-known” and “well-heeled” to see who would take the time to endorse and deposit the checks from a firm we called the National Refund Clearinghouse. The ones who deposited the $1.11 checks were sent 64-cent checks, and the ones who deposited those were sent checks for 13 cents. This being in the days before electronic deposits and such, the exercise took the better part of a year. At the end, only two 13-cent checks were signed—and we couldn’t believe our good fortune. One was signed by arms trader Adnan Khashoggi. The other was deposited by Donald Trump.

[LegallyNonBindingPosts]

[TheXFactor]

[TheXFactor]

[TheXFactor]

[Mintjewlips]

How the fuck do they show the situation but leave out artie langes hilarious line.

[Mintjewlips]

How the fuck do they show the situation but leave out artie langes hilarious line.

Wrong roast my bad



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[BetCheckBet]

Let me guess your top five comedians

1. Bill Maher

2. Janeane Garofalo

3. Russell Brand

4. Tig Nataro

5. Key and Peele

I just thought of the most pretentious assholes i could think of.

Are you going to sit here and pretend Janeane Garofalo was not the fucking funniest on The Larry Sanders Show?


CHOOSE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY, PERSIAN.

I've been trying to find her movie sweethearts forever... if anyone can find a copy let me know

[DirtyB]

It amuses me in the exact same way that you amuse me. So I understand why you wouldn't get it.

Let me guess your top five comedians

1. Bill Maher

2. Janeane Garofalo

3. Russell Brand

4. Tig Nataro

5. Key and Peele

I just thought of the most pretentious assholes i could think of.

Have I ever mentioned any of those people?

[DirtyB]

Rush saying much more fucked up stuff than normal.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...icle-1.2828825

"The left will promote and understand and tolerate anything, as long as there is one element. Do you know what it is? Consent," Limbaugh said during his namesake radio show Wednesday. "If there is consent on both or all three or all four, however many are involved in the sex act, it's perfectly fine. But if the left ever senses and smells that there's no consent in part of the equation then here come the rape police."

It's not The Donald's fault for committing sexual assault. It's The Left's fault for unjustly portraying sexual assault as wrong.

[TheXFactor]

Apparently they found out who is doing the raping and it is someone named Donald Trump.

By the end of today, NBC news, The New York Times and The Washington Post will have a signed declaration by 100,000 women who find Donald Trump creepy.

It's over.

[simpdog]

It just keeps getting better.

[TheXFactor]