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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
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    Hope you were joking


    Nope, my uncle and mate have been patrolling them waters for four years and not encountered or fired a shot in anger at any pirates. Their presence alone (and many other private contractors are keeping all bandits away.

    Ez money with no action.
    Guys, it's ok to use guns occasionally. And how can you let all that shoot em up dough go to the French?
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
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    Nope, my uncle and mate have been patrolling them waters for four years and not encountered or fired a shot in anger at any pirates. Their presence alone (and many other private contractors are keeping all bandits away.

    Ez money with no action.
    Guys, it's ok to use guns occasionally. And how can you let all that shoot em up dough go to the French?

    Don't get me started on the French. If they didn't stand in the way of British supply convoys back in the day. Then the good people of America would know what real prosperity and freedom felt like.

    Now they're left with gross obesity and Donald Trump.

    It's a damn shame.
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    JEEP IS FUCKIN RENEGADED!!!

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    Jewdonk really does know how to write a story.

    Welcome back sir!!!

     
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    Actually very inspiring. Gotta hand it to Marty for his comeback. Webdesign never had much of a future glad you are going with your strengths.

     
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      tyde: it wasn't easy

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    Who else is gauging what Jewdonk's manifesto says via comments? I love the dude and am happy he is back but I ain't reading anything that long. Maybe he can not Druff rant too often and still be around up until election at least.

     
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    You're going to go through all that criteria just to leave after 3 months?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    You're going to go through all that criteria just to leave after 3 months?

    my merchant mariner credentials are solid now

    all I have to do is pay my annual union dues and can ship out any time I want

    pretty serious job stability now

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    You're going to go through all that criteria just to leave after 3 months?

    I expect all those criteria stay in play for years, its actually kind of an amazing plan all said and done.

     
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    what could possibly go wrong

     
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      tyde: obv a NAZI

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    what could possibly go wrong

    that's the beauty of being backed and supported by a major labor union in the United States of America

    Just completed a lengthy qualification process with certifications on multiple fronts and have been vetted by the Department of Homeland Security twice

    short of committing a blatant homicide or being popped for trafficking narcotics across international borders, my career prospects are essentially bulletproof for the rest of my life

    sorry that ruffles your feathers Eurotrash

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    Tyde should pen a novel. Tell his entire life story but write it as fiction...develop the ultimate degenerate alcoholic comeback story novel.

    I'd read.
    "I hit that shot because it was a defining moment and when a defining moment comes along, you either define the moment or the moment defines you" Roy "Tin Cup" Mcevoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    what could possibly go wrong

    Just completed a lengthy qualification process with certifications on multiple fronts and have been vetted by the Department of Homeland Security twice
    LOL at Homeland Security saying you are ok.

    But seriously, Godspeed Marty. I'm glad that things seem to be working out for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    what could possibly go wrong

    that's the beauty of being backed and supported by a major labor union in the United States of America

    Just completed a lengthy qualification process with certifications on multiple fronts and have been vetted by the Department of Homeland Security twice

    short of committing a blatant homicide or being popped for trafficking narcotics across international borders, my career prospects are essentially bulletproof for the rest of my life

    sorry that ruffles your feathers Eurotrash
    Gotta love how a diehard Trump supporter touts the benefits of being a member of a kickass labor union. Oh, the irony!

     
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    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post


    that's the beauty of being backed and supported by a major labor union in the United States of America

    Just completed a lengthy qualification process with certifications on multiple fronts and have been vetted by the Department of Homeland Security twice

    short of committing a blatant homicide or being popped for trafficking narcotics across international borders, my career prospects are essentially bulletproof for the rest of my life

    sorry that ruffles your feathers Eurotrash
    Gotta love how a diehard Trump supporter touts the benefits of being a member of a kickass labor union. Oh, the irony!


    the only irony here is that Druff hasn't banned you for being fucking horrible every time you open your yap and make a terrible post

    you are literally 10 times worse than Sonny on his worst day

    please get AIDS

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    Dude I thought this was a boris poker exclusive????

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Dude I thought this was a boris poker exclusive????

    skatz gets more traffic than Boris


    and thats kinda sad

     
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    GBots final post. RIP.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tegnation22 View Post
    Tyde should pen a novel. Tell his entire life story but write it as fiction...develop the ultimate degenerate alcoholic comeback story novel.

    I'd read.
    Screw "Trump: the Art of the Comeback," we need "TYDE: Coming Back Like a BOSS."

    Someone shop it

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