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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post



    ANOTHER KILLARY VICTIM.
    We can reveal now that the image above is actually Larry aged 3, getting bum rush #1
    "The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
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    sonatine, BCR, Dan Druff, DirtyB, Henry, LarryLaffer, limitles


    THIS GUUUUUUY
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I hear harps

    Maybe he meant, going to get on the Trump Train bitches

    How bout dem Mets?

    Will this mean a new stickie?

    Coincidentally, ip addresses have Larry and Ted Forrest in the same condo complex
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    "The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
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    “I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    Albert Einstein

    "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
    and that is why it's called the present"

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Larry, please don't. A lot of people love you.

    If you want to talk PM me your number.

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    To be clear, its hard for me to take a suicide threat seriously when the person making it is doing so on a forum thats currently just left of stormfront politically. But Id also hate to be wrong, so I rescind my .



    I'll also reconsider the severing of my friendship with Sol if you post again Larry, even tho Sol is so proudy.
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    here's the thing.

    one i'm drunk. very drunk. i just got done dj'ing a party for all the bike messengers in chicago. one of these bike messengers is the reason i'm in trouble, because he ratted me out to the police and got me in a lot of trouble, and almost killed by a gung ho narcotics officer with a machine gun. yes that does happen in chicago. I had to watch him accept an award for 3rd place tonight (sure third sucks right? but it's the podium, so it does mean something) and everyone i know clap for him. talk about gross.

    am i on the edge? you betcha. i'm about as close to the edge as it gets at the moment. it sickening.

    did i make this thread with the intention of really killing myself? yes and no. i live in a deep depression, only worsened by things i have to encounter in my daily life, like having to pee in a cup while some asshole with a high school education watches me, or having to share an elevator with my mortal enemy because we happen to be making a delivery to the same building at the same time.

    worst of all, no one really believes me when i tell them this kid is a scum bag. they continue to be friends with him, then when i'm around they just act like nothing is wrong.

    I was packing up my gear when Druff texted me. once again, it took a random stranger, who I don't know, to talk me down. Mumbles did it in july right before my thread about my probation violation. i was halfway through a bottle of whiskey when i reached out to him to tell him if he didn't hear from me by the next few days, that i was gone. he left me a voice message. i still have it.

    you guys might hate him, or troll him, but he came out of the woodwork, and helped. Druff and Drexel did tonight. Drexel took time out of his day while on vacation to text me. They know who I really am and what i've been through, as does Mumbles.

    im really sorry i made this thread. it was in poor taste. but if i hadn't. who knows. i might've jumped into the expressway. but now i'm here, back home, sitting at my kitchen table typing this. turntables on the floor next to me. i just played a party. and everyone was happy, but I wasn't.


    it's just after 3 am here.

    thank you all for the kind words. it did bring a smile to my face. i figured it'd be a bunch of laterfags. 'Tine doesn't disappoint does he.


    maybe i'll feel different tomorrow. maybe i'll feel better. maybe i'll feel just the same. only hours before day light. another day approaches, another one will pass me by.


    PFA does keep me sane. in a weird sort of way i guess.

    and to answer Adamantiums question as to how i found this place, I found it through pokerfuse. i heard the radio show, and signed up for the forum.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    To be clear, its hard for me to take a suicide threat seriously when the person making it is doing so on a forum thats currently just left of stormfront politically. But Id also hate to be wrong, so I rescind my .



    I'll also reconsider the severing of my friendship with Sol if you post again Larry, even tho Sol is so proudy.
    "The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
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    “I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    Albert Einstein

    "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
    and that is why it's called the present"

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    here's the thing.

    one i'm drunk. very drunk. i just got done dj'ing a party for all the bike messengers in chicago. one of these bike messengers is the reason i'm in trouble, because he ratted me out to the police and got me in a lot of trouble, and almost killed by a gung ho narcotics officer with a machine gun. yes that does happen in chicago. I had to watch him accept an award for 3rd place tonight (sure third sucks right? but it's the podium, so it does mean something) and everyone i know clap for him. talk about gross.

    am i on the edge? you betcha. i'm about as close to the edge as it gets at the moment. it sickening.

    did i make this thread with the intention of really killing myself? yes and no. i live in a deep depression, only worsened by things i have to encounter in my daily life, like having to pee in a cup while some asshole with a high school education watches me, or having to share an elevator with my mortal enemy because we happen to be making a delivery to the same building at the same time.

    worst of all, no one really believes me when i tell them this kid is a scum bag. they continue to be friends with him, then when i'm around they just act like nothing is wrong.

    I was packing up my gear when Druff texted me. once again, it took a random stranger, who I don't know, to talk me down. Mumbles did it in july right before my thread about my probation violation. i was halfway through a bottle of whiskey when i reached out to him to tell him if he didn't hear from me by the next few days, that i was gone. he left me a voice message. i still have it.

    you guys might hate him, or troll him, but he came out of the woodwork, and helped. Druff and Drexel did tonight. Drexel took time out of his day while on vacation to text me. They know who I really am and what i've been through, as does Mumbles.

    im really sorry i made this thread. it was in poor taste. but if i hadn't. who knows. i might've jumped into the expressway. but now i'm here, back home, sitting at my kitchen table typing this. turntables on the floor next to me. i just played a party. and everyone was happy, but I wasn't.


    it's just after 3 am here.

    thank you all for the kind words. it did bring a smile to my face. i figured it'd be a bunch of laterfags. 'Tine doesn't disappoint does he.


    maybe i'll feel different tomorrow. maybe i'll feel better. maybe i'll feel just the same. only hours before day light. another day approaches, another one will pass me by.


    PFA does keep

    SOL YOU GET A PASS.


    and welcome back larry.
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    i just got done dj'ing a party for all the bike messengers in chicago. one of these bike messengers is the reason i'm in trouble, because he ratted me out to the police and got me in a lot of trouble, and almost killed by a gung ho narcotics officer with a machine gun. yes that does happen in chicago. I had to watch him accept an award for 3rd place tonight (sure third sucks right? but it's the podium, so it does mean something) and everyone i know clap for him. talk about gross.

    had no idea it was this bad
    "The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
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    “I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    Albert Einstein

    "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
    and that is why it's called the present"

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    To be clear, its hard for me to take a suicide threat seriously when the person making it is doing so on a forum thats currently just left of stormfront politically. But Id also hate to be wrong, so I rescind my .



    I'll also reconsider the severing of my friendship with Sol if you post again Larry, even tho Sol is so proudy.
    Shut the fuck up ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    i just got done dj'ing a party for all the bike messengers in chicago. one of these bike messengers is the reason i'm in trouble, because he ratted me out to the police and got me in a lot of trouble, and almost killed by a gung ho narcotics officer with a machine gun. yes that does happen in chicago. I had to watch him accept an award for 3rd place tonight (sure third sucks right? but it's the podium, so it does mean something) and everyone i know clap for him. talk about gross.

    had no idea it was this bad
    oh it gets worse.

    the girl i took to the party went home with another guy, and now they're outside my house on my front stairs talking with my roommate.

    talk about fuckin' bad beats.

     
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    yeah, try playing a freeroll with 20% kidney function
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    “I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    Albert Einstein

    "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
    and that is why it's called the present"

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    maybe i shouldn't drink so much when my mortal enemy is around to ruin my night.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    maybe i shouldn't drink so much when my mortal enemy is around to ruin my night.
    If we dump OSA will you reconsider?
    "The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
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    “I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    Albert Einstein

    "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
    and that is why it's called the present"

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    i'd go see a shrink but my obama care won't cover it. (thanks obama) and in any case, PFA is cheaper.

     
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    glad my temporary insanity brought you guys together.

     
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    YOUNG LARR HEADED FOR THAT BIG 10 SPEED IN THE SKY

     
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    maybe a bit more appropriate.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    honestly even your suicide threads are the worst

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    YOUNG LARR HEADED FOR THAT BIG 10 SPEED IN THE SKY


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