*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Sanlmar]

Sawks (ERod)
Todgers (Stripling)

Lines for this game just opened up..... Sawks +115

[Daly]

Fuck America....

China +46 ½ (-110)
Header: China vs USA

[BCR]

As someone who doesn't bet baseball, but watches every Indians game, I'd be taking the over in all games v left-handed heavy line-ups like the past few series v Twins and Yankees. I don't have the inclination to go back through season and find the exact numbers given I didn't bet any, but it's been an all-season thing. I had withdrawn almost all my btc winnings like 10 days ago, variance caught up to me in all my poker games and I dropped my 3k circle limit before yesterday's game. I started to go through the coinbase process furiously last minute only to realize they required me to ship my ID and I didn't have time to get verified before first pitch. I was going to bet that o 8 last night for whatever they'd allow as Tomlin v Pineda at o 8 felt free, and ended up being 21.. For you guys betting a lot of baseball, Indians v left handed line-ups and overs is a real thing. They give up double digits half the time, and they aren't hitting poorly themselves.

[DJ_Chaps]

PARLAY FOR TODAY

MLB[954] WAS NATIONALS
S STRASBURG -R/M CAIN -R -1½-120

MLB[965] MIN TWINS v TB RAYS
C ARCHER -R/J BERRIOS -R o7-120

MLB[971] TOR BLUE JAYS
Action -140

MLB[975] BOS RED SOX v LA DODGERS
R STRIPLING -R/E RODRIGUEZ -L o8½-105

[Dan Druff]

I'm having a real hard time with O/U recently.

Pitchers who have sucked the whole year are suddenly putting up zeroes.

Garza/Corbin (in a hitters park like Arizona) should have tons of scoring, but it's 2-0 in the 6th. Ugh.

Speaking of hitters parks, I need to hope Colorado holds that precarious 5-3 lead in a seesaw game at Coors.

[Dan Druff]

Colorado blowing out Miami now.

And that roided Jew Braun has hit two 3-run HR and has 7 RBI. And my over still hasn't fucking hit. Need one more run.

[Dan Druff]

Wellington Castillo smacks one, and the over hits.

Provided the Rockies don't shoot off a 9-run lead in 2 innings, I'm going 2-0, which is a relief after the 6-10 slump I was in.

[simpdog]

PARLAY FOR TODAY

MLB[954] WAS NATIONALS
S STRASBURG -R/M CAIN -R -1½-120

MLB[965] MIN TWINS v TB RAYS
C ARCHER -R/J BERRIOS -R o7-120

MLB[971] TOR BLUE JAYS
Action -140

MLB[975] BOS RED SOX v LA DODGERS
R STRIPLING -R/E RODRIGUEZ -L o8½-105

Chaps my friend our Jay's can't win every game

[Dan Druff]

PARLAY FOR TODAY

MLB[954] WAS NATIONALS
S STRASBURG -R/M CAIN -R -1½-120

MLB[965] MIN TWINS v TB RAYS
C ARCHER -R/J BERRIOS -R o7-120

MLB[971] TOR BLUE JAYS
Action -140

MLB[975] BOS RED SOX v LA DODGERS
R STRIPLING -R/E RODRIGUEZ -L o8½-105

Chaps my friend our Jay's can't win every game

If you're going to lose a parlay, might as well lose big.

[snake_in_the_ass]

My bookie re-enabled live wagering and one of the baseball games was a full inning behind:

"Dear customer, due to a past post action, your wager has been deleted:"

[snake_in_the_ass]

Colorado blowing out Miami now.

And that roided Jew Braun has hit two 3-run HR and has 7 RBI. And my over still hasn't fucking hit. Need one more run.

Arizona has the worst relief pitching I have ever seen. You need a 10 or 15 run cushion to feel safe if you got a bet on Arizona.

[BeerAndPoker]

This might be the worst titled sports article I've ever seen unless it's a level.

Draymond Green scores three points in Team USA rout of China

http://nbc25news.com/sports/olympics...-rout-of-china

[Daly]

My bookie re-enabled live wagering and one of the baseball games was a full inning behind:

"Dear customer, due to a past post action, your wager has been deleted:"

There is no better way of getting an account cut/closed then to bet truly bad lines. You try a stunt like that at 5 dimes and Tony will pocket your cash.


I knew someone who had a still active sportsbook.ag account with the full 500/1000 prop limits. He had taken them for several thousand dollars over the course of the previous year as he "discovered" props. Zack Line was the RB for SMU and there was a prop will he score a TD. 8 minutes into the game he had 2. They had mis labeled the start time and he jammed $500 on the yes. Not only did they nullify the bet they cut his ass the next day.

Moral of the story of you are a winning player don't bet "bad" lines. it only costs you in the long run.

[Daly]

At #UFC202, Nate Diaz is getting 66% of moneyline bets vs. Conor McGregor, but has moved from +100 to +115 since opening in June at 5Dimes.

[Daly]

snake_in_the_ass: thanks for the advice. it is a local book with small limits, no big deal if he cut me off

Every book that will give you a line is a valuable asset.

I got a book that gives me $300 in total credit per week. Most weeks I go into a local bar on Tuesday get two Vodka Crans a Roast Beef sandwitch and walk out with $40 of walking around money. I've had this book for 4 months and I got him for $840 so far. Nobody is complaining. He hasn't said a word about cutting me off.

Don't overlook a small limit book.

[Dan Druff]

This might be the time of year when the bookmakers get solid on MLB.

Last few days I haven't seen a single game I've liked.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

anybody have any interest in the eagles under 7?? think it opened at 7.5 and now its a 7 with heavy juice to the under (-140)...

team is a mess at the most important position...only thing that has me worried is that the NFC east is always a clusterfuck and leaves you wondering 'how did team X win this division?'...

[Daly]

anybody have any interest in the eagles under 7?? think it opened at 7.5 and now its a 7 with heavy juice to the under (-140)...

team is a mess at the most important position...only thing that has me worried is that the NFC east is always a clusterfuck and leaves you wondering 'how did team X win this division?'...

Sharpe freind of mine jumped on this early. Only problem is all reports are saying Bradford is looking great in camp.

[Shizzmoney]

anybody have any interest in the eagles under 7?? think it opened at 7.5 and now its a 7 with heavy juice to the under (-140)...

team is a mess at the most important position...only thing that has me worried is that the NFC east is always a clusterfuck and leaves you wondering 'how did team X win this division?'...

Sharpe freind of mine jumped on this early. Only problem is all reports are saying Bradford is looking great in camp.

Yeah, the NFC East is pretty crappy and every team is one injury away from disaster, which can then benefit said other crappy teams. The Eagles are a pretty young team so they could surprise; they could also easily go 4-12 in the 1st year of a head coach. Too much variance for me, IMO. The Washington Football Team got Josh Norman in the offseason, but their running game is still a mess and while I think Jordan Reed is a fantastic TE, if he gets hurt their offense and Kirk Cousins goes to shit. And the Giants are the Giants: no one know what the fuck they will do.

Dallas' under, something I bet on almost yearly, is at 9.5 at -130 and more likely IMO. Tony Romo is another hit to the midsection away from broken ribs and Nick Foles is the backup, the RB (Eziekel) they drafted is a talented rookie but kind of a head case, and their linebacking core is Sean Lee (who is good, but always is injured and will be lucky to play 10-12 games) and Rolondo McClain (who was great last year, but is currently suspended for drinking purple drank).

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Thanks guys...live in philly but not an eagles fan and haven't been following their training camp...

I'll just say this one got away from me and I'll stay away...

Interesting take on the boys...public money probably overvalues all of their lines...might have to give that one a look instead...