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    He lives in Canada, Jimbo.
    yes, that is why my first guess was tainted moose meat, but apparently he trained in minnesota and was doing cardio outside while moron farmers were blowing farm stuff directly into his lungs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
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    this sport is going to change soon, a lot
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    this sport is going to change soon, a lot
    i predict the next Rock comes from ufc, 10 years from now some young fighter will be making tons of shitty movies and having white people thinking he is awesome, and the jews at img will be scrooge mcduckin' their duckets


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post

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    Not much worse can happen in a mma fight besides someone dying.

    We've seen several bad nose breaks (Brandon Vera comes to mind) and Anderson Silva leg snap but those you can heal and live a normal life, including fighting again like both those guys have done but this is going to be a lifetime of trauma.

    I'm just picturing the serious migraine I get a few times a year that lasts a day, times that by 50, and having to deal with that forever. It's making me sick to even think about it!

    Hopefully the doctors can do enough for Cyborg to make his everyday life better but this is serious business.

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    pretty sure they can use those things that get dents out of cars in this situation

     
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    seriously, short zuffa. the whole 'boxing is more dangerous' argument just fell apart like gare's girdle at an olive garden buffet.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Bellator 158 was better than Ufc 200, just sayin

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    I felt like who ever bought Zuffa over paid big time and that was before Cyborgs ex w shattered skull. The new owners need to relax the PED testing or have boring events.

    You can tell they didn't read this thread or they would know what's up w/ ped's, isnt that right chapstick?

     
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    I think Brock and Johnny Bones should team up and start a search for the real cheaters.

    http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/19...est-at-ufc-200

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by FPS_Russia View Post
    I felt like who ever bought Zuffa over paid big time and that was before Cyborgs ex w shattered skull. The new owners need to relax the PED testing or have boring events.

    You can tell they didn't read this thread or they would know what's up w/ ped's, isnt that right chapstick?
    So you think on the heels of two of their biggest stars getting popped for steroids, and countless others since the USADA partnership, they are going to jump off the cliff and end the relationship at a time like this?? HAHAHHAHA if you could draw up one of the worst PR moves in the history of professional sports organizations, that would be the way to do it.

    The USADA horse is already out of the barn, and there aint no getting him back in. UFC is stuck.

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    Lesnar had two drug test fails. One was fight night and the other was June 28th.

    The Lesnar vs Hunt fight is likely going to be changed to a no contest.

    http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/17...snar-drug-test

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    This stuff they tested positive for, clomiphene (clomid), if I'm not mistaken is the stuff you take for post cycle therapy when coming off testosterone cycles. Seems like that would all but ensure that they were on steroids and not just some bullshit supplement that they purchased over the counter.

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    TUF 24 will be all champions from other Orgs.

    http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news...-cast-revealed


    Adam Antolin — Tachi Palace Fights
    Damacio Page — Legacy FC
    Kai Kara-France — Bragging Rights (Australia)
    Ronaldo Candido de Oliveira — Shooto (South America)
    Alexandre Pantoja — Resurrection Fighting Alliance
    Eric Shelton — Caged Aggression (Iowa)
    Matt Rizzo — Ring of Combat
    Terrence Mitchell — Alaska FC
    Brandon Moreno — World Fighting Federation
    Hiromasa Ogikubo — Shooto (Japan)
    Matt Schnell — Legacy FC
    Tim Elliott — Titan FC
    Charlie Alaniz — Hex Fight Series (Australia)
    Jaime Alvarez — Absolute Fighting Championship
    Nkazimulo Zulu — EFC (Africa)
    Yoni Sherbatov — XFFC (Canada)
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMM View Post
    This stuff they tested positive for, clomiphene (clomid), if I'm not mistaken is the stuff you take for post cycle therapy when coming off testosterone cycles. Seems like that would all but ensure that they were on steroids and not just some bullshit supplement that they purchased over the counter.
    They are juicing for sure.

    Not sure why this is so hard for UFC to fix. When a cheater fails one test they give up at least 50% of their prize purse and the next time it's 100% even if they have fought (UFC covers medical still for that fighter if they got hurt tho).

    You stick this in the contract and make these guys sign it! The UFC also should compensate a fighter who fought clean when the test comes out after the fact that their opponent was juicing and give some type of compensation to a case like Cormier had finding out 3 days before the fight he trained months for that the fight it's happening because their opponent pissed dirty. Cormier got paid but at least something but what a true fair amount is really depends. It's part of the sport but still finding out on the short notice he did is ridiculous.

    Brock Lesnar has done enough jobs in his life in pro wrestling so why he feels he needs to juice it up when he will get his 2.5 million to show up regardless of the outcome is silly. It's not like he is returning to UFC full time trying to get into title contention.

    It hasn't got crazy yet but this will become a PR nightmare for the WWE if they don't punish Brock as well. If they want to get around it the WWE should be giving Brock the famous one month suspensions they always do as of today so Brock can still show up on August 21st for his scheduled fight at Summerslam.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMM View Post
    This stuff they tested positive for, clomiphene (clomid), if I'm not mistaken is the stuff you take for post cycle therapy when coming off testosterone cycles. Seems like that would all but ensure that they were on steroids and not just some bullshit supplement that they purchased over the counter.
    Yes, clomid and letro. (Bones got popped for letro too)

    Both 1A and 1B for post cycle therapy coming off juice to prevent estrogen rebound and unwanted sides.

    They are liars, all of them, but 99.9% of the public has no clue nor will ever understand what these substances are, so they just keep lying.

     
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    Mendes gone for 2 years due to testing for growth hormone

    http://mmajunkie.com/?p=203226

    LOL at his "I didn't do my homework" statement. I guess by "homework" he means, "I should of done a better job of finding a better masking agent"

    BTW, LOL at this Sonnen vs Malki Kawa (Jon Jones Manager) interview. Cringe worthy, especially at 14:10 comparing those who take tainted supplements like a girl at the bar who gets drugged

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    Mendes before ufc 179:

    "If Aldo can't stay healthy and is too fragile to go through a training camp, then I think it is time to step aside and let guys who are able to do that and able to push through all that stuff, to be a champ."

    Aldo firing those shots:

    "Maybe I have so many injuries because I'm not taking the same ‘supplements' you take, I have injuries because I train a lot to beat you like I did last time, and I think you remember that and still have nightmares about it. I did all the medical exams I had to do, but if you're a doctor now, I can send them so you can take a look. Maybe you can prescript one of your supplements so I can heal faster."
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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