Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
MBs politics screams VT obv, but his beard and his job screams NH.
MBs politics screams VT obv, but his beard and his job screams NH.
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Translation
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Aka we are about to get sheboon'd again.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Believe it or not, he was actually normal.
He was at the Rio, so I came down and met him.
Here is proof:
Well, yes, that could be anyone, but that's really Mumbles.
To bad we cant get a gif of a cock coming out of his beard then going back in....
Guys!!!!
It's not that sonatine isn't a suave well dresses gentleman
It's absolutely not the reason he's still in knockoff Armani Suits.
It's thar they literally don't make real ones in his size.
I swear to Jesus Christ that in 2012 he decided to stop being a pedo!!!
Cold Turkey!!!
But when he figured out that holding that young boy from Singapore hostage could get him suits he just regressed big time.
#wentbacktooldways.
After fucking this boy in all holes daily for 9 months he had aquire an astonishing 30 suits.
He got greedy and started to love that little butt hole more than anything. He selfishey ordered five suits in size that was two sizes too big for him just to prolong that tear lubed still has baby tooth rape train chugging.
BGC, I just merged your posts.
No consecutive one-liners please.
Shout out mumbles badly. You seem like a great person. Very nice as well. At the end if the day that blows any and everything else out of the water.
Have fun in vegas!!! If you are at rio and want the only possible dining experience where you don't feel gauged... Walk over to goldcoast breakfast buffet. Breakfast is unfuckupable.
I think with any player card it's like 6 dollars.
I got blackout drunk and somehow became a boyd gaming property equivalent of seven star in a 6-8 hour period so I thinks it's free is for me at this point but for a non degen having... sexy beard having... way whiter teeth than anyone ever saw coming dude like yourself I think it's six bucks.
Imagine sonatines skin crawling as he reads this in his basement dungeon
Still wearing that tight Armani suit that fit right in April.
The pants literally resembling skinny jeans.
Upstairs an emaculate living room/ kitchen area.
With a brand new laptop set on the vaulted mahogany dining table.
To present to "trick" friends and relatives.
That never come
Why do you care? You met BGC and then let him run wild for months, only when you told him to act normal did he become a legit top 5 poster. Now you let mumbles run around here like a decapitated chicken slamming on a keyboard, tell him to calm down and he still doesn't. You meet him in person and it'll be months before you realize how terrible he really is now.
I say if you're going to let one guy fuck this place up, let everyone at this point. It's your site and it's painfully obvious you're going to do whatever you like regardless of what's blatantly in your face running this place for others.
Why not free fluffer?? Oh that's right, he wasnt ruining this place and posting some legit funny shit, but because he was ruining your experience you banned him... the mumbles fuck is ruining this place for everyone but since he hugs your nuts he's not banned. Think about that.
Shout out BeerAndPoker for pointing out that I hammered out that entire thing on a phone in one wave without stopping.
#neverhadtheclockcalledonhim
#ever
#literallynevereverbeencalledonme
#forreal
#okacoupletimesduringsex
#butiwasrealdrunkthough
#plusshewasntnewanymore
#carltonfiskmitt
#Referencetoherpussymumbles
BeerAndPoker is that journeyman COINTELPRO Agent schlepping around the forums with lowest most regressed version of my essence. He's that 40 year old pitching fucking 78 mph fastballs in rookie league with 17 year old Dominicans that cuckold him with his laughing daughters nightly. You are never gonna get called up. This is a piece of a piece of me. A blip. This is your legacy. Congrats.
Incase not obvious his duty is to be as gay as possible because my drinking and poker days should be over by now. If things went according to script.
Who is the guy at the Rio with face bandages with the poker fraud alert hat?
Matt the Ratt, iirc
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No idea what that is about.
Just realized part two must be included
Last edited by limitles; 06-27-2016 at 06:21 PM.
"The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
Dan Druff
“I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Albert Einstein
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
and that is why it's called the present"
Eleanor Roosevelt
Yeah I should always proofread. Fixed it now.N
No idea what that is about.
Just realized part two must be included
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