Who needs Donkdown when you can bang good?

[dwai]

Lol SICK tilt

I would post a multi FACT-esque style rebuttal, but Rainman would insta ban me like the spineless bitch he is

Why even bother itemizing the countless pros and others in the poker world that despise this fucking DORK

The post will be deleted immediately because Rainman can't handle any critique whatsoever without lashing out like a petulant child

Of course Barry Greenstien and countless other pros think you're a fucking DICK

Because you're just a self absorbed nerd running a jokesite that nobody in the poker world gives a shit about

Do I have permission to itemize all the people in poker community who fucking hate your ass ?

Let me know....I'm ready when you are fucking pasty faced fat toxic jerk off

It's a miracle nobody hasnt kicked the living shit out of you already for being arguably the biggest jerkoff in the history of history

[Dan Druff]

Lol SICK tilt

I would post a multi FACT-esque style rebuttal, but Rainman would insta ban me like the spineless bitch he is

Why even bother itemizing the countless pros and others in the poker world that despise this fucking DORK

The post will be deleted immediately because Rainman can't handle any critique whatsoever without lashing out like a petulant child

Of course Barry Greenstien and countless other pros think you're a fucking DICK

Because you're just a self absorbed nerd running a jokesite that nobody in the poker world gives a shit about

Do I have permission to itemize all the people in poker community who fucking hate your ass ?

Let me know....I'm ready when you are fucking pasty faced fat toxic jerk off

It's a miracle nobody hasnt kicked the living shit out of you already for being arguably the biggest jerkoff in the history of history

Pockles, you can itemize whatever the fuck you want. Go ahead and list cheaters like Mark Seif and stepdads of scammers like Barry Greenstein as people who "despise" me. I'm not ashamed of that. Maybe throw Mason Malmuth on that list, because we all know what a wonderful human being he is.

The only thing I don't allow here is you posting messages from banned users, or "anonymous" messages about me which are clearly either written by you or those same banned users.

I kick you out of threads because you fuck them up with your bipolar obsessive bullshit, not because I can't handle your sick burns.

So go ahead and say what you want, provided it doesn't contain personal info or give a voice to banned users.

In all seriousness, though, do you sometimes wonder why you are perpetually alone, and why nobody wants to spend any time with you (besides your dog and your mom)? And let's face it... even your mom doesn't mind when you keep your distance for awhile.

[wrenchjockey]

#jesusfuckingchrist
#thisshitagain
#site=joke
#yourebothfagsfordoingthis
#prideweekend
#hashtag

[FPS_Russia]

FACT: Marty told MissIdaho "You smell nice" as the very first thing he said to her, upon meeting her in person at a party. Not "hi", not "nice to meet you", but "You smell nice".

FACT: Marty's dad sent him money to fix his awful teeth, and he loaded half of it up on Pokerstars and lost it. He walked around for months with pain in his mouth while begging Daddy to send him more to REALLY get his teeth done this time. Marty was in his 40s when this occurred.

FACT: In an effort to convince his mom to bankroll his "professional poker" career, Marty brought fuhoser to her home, and then told her that he's a professional poker player. "Give me a bankroll, and I can be like him," said Marty. Mommy declined. fuhoser himself reported this.

FACT: Marty embarrassed China at the WSOP when China was on the bubble of a $3k WSOP event, and everyone at the table kept asking, "Who is that freak?"

FACT: Marty came off like a pathetic loser when he met Weissman and his friend, and they couldn't wait to get away from him.

FACT: Marty embarrassed felon when they met in person, and the story of this became a 17-page HOF thread on NWP.

FACT: Marty vandalized a Ms. Pac-Man machine in Las Vegas, because he lost 50 cents in it. The bartender wouldn't give it back because she thought Marty was a broke vagrant making up the story, so he destroyed the coin receptor of the machine and ran out.

FACT: Marty appointed a career scammer as mod to his failsite. When people heard about this and complained, Marty claimed to have de-modded him, but secretly snuck the guy back on as mod under a new name. This guy proceeded to use Marty's site to set up a long con, and Marty sat back and had no problem with it.

FACT: Marty once scammed some poor British guy out of $5.50 on Pokerstars, and claimed he was too broke to pay it back.

FACT: Marty delivered a shitty product to one of his web design customers, got in a huge argument with the guy, and then posted the guy's info all over this site. The guy didn't respond here, but instead made good on his promise to get Marty's sorry ass booted out of Mexico.

Marty, go ahead and try to deny any of these, and I will post the proof to back it up.

Warm regards

Nobody can deliver the punishment and humiliation Tyde craves quite like Druff.
What are friends for right, I don't judge.

[dwai]

Lol SICK tilt

I would post a multi FACT-esque style rebuttal, but Rainman would insta ban me like the spineless bitch he is

Why even bother itemizing the countless pros and others in the poker world that despise this fucking DORK

The post will be deleted immediately because Rainman can't handle any critique whatsoever without lashing out like a petulant child

Of course Barry Greenstien and countless other pros think you're a fucking DICK

Because you're just a self absorbed nerd running a jokesite that nobody in the poker world gives a shit about

Do I have permission to itemize all the people in poker community who fucking hate your ass ?

Let me know....I'm ready when you are fucking pasty faced fat toxic jerk off

It's a miracle nobody hasnt kicked the living shit out of you already for being arguably the biggest jerkoff in the history of history

Pockles, you can itemize whatever the fuck you want. Go ahead and list cheaters like Mark Seif and stepdads of scammers like Barry Greenstein as people who "despise" me. I'm not ashamed of that. Maybe throw Mason Malmuth on that list, because we all know what a wonderful human being he is.

The only thing I don't allow here is you posting messages from banned users, or "anonymous" messages about me which are clearly either written by you or those same banned users.

I kick you out of threads because you fuck them up with your bipolar obsessive bullshit, not because I can't handle your sick burns.

So go ahead and say what you want, provided it doesn't contain personal info or give a voice to banned users.

In all seriousness, though, do you sometimes wonder why you are perpetually alone, and why nobody wants to spend any time with you (besides your dog and your mom)? And let's face it... even your mom doesn't mind when you keep your distance for awhile.

[Sanlmar]

I really don't give a shit who else hates Druff.

Especially, poker pros from a decade ago.

Druff is our boy and as far as I am concerned only we can despise him.

[tyde]

I should write a fucking book itemizing all the the episodes you have been a part of posturing as some relevant figure

When in reality you're just an attention whore who is desperate to validate himself as relevant.

Omg LMAO @ wearing your lame ass bracelet in every event you play you arrogant, self absorbed TOOL

[chinamaniac]

[Dan Druff]

I should write a fucking book itemizing all the the episodes you have been a part of posturing as some relevant figure

When in reality you're just an attention whore who is desperate to validate himself as relevant.

Omg LMAO @ wearing your lame ass bracelet in every event you play you arrogant, self absorbed TOOL

Of course you would write a fucking book about me because you have some strange obsession with me that I still fail to understand.

Even when I try to be nice to you, it's only a matter of a few weeks tops before you go manic and attack me for no reason.

I explained why I wear my bracelet. It makes some players fear me more at the table (especially amateurs), which is an advantage.

I didn't wear it at the $10k Limit Holdem event, knowing that the field is full of bracelet winners, and even the amateurs won't be impressed.

Also, let's not kid ourselves. If you somehow won a bracelet (which we know would never happen, as you can only beat $3 buyin donks), you would never take it off, and in fact would write a will to be buried wearing it.

[tyde]

I asked you a straight forward question DORK

Do I have permission to make a post documenting all the people you have pissed off and shit all over ?

Let me know peaches

Im locked and loaded

[Dan Druff]

I asked you a straight forward question DORK

Do I have permission to make a post documenting all the people you have pissed off and shit all over ?

Let me know leaches

Im locked and loaded

I already answered that question. Go back to the post I made in this thread at 10:40pm PDT and you will find it.

If your reading comprehension is too poor to understand my answer, I'm not going to dumb it down for you further.

[tyde]

You hypocrical fucking nerd

Anyone that critiques you on any any level is banned here

You claimed that all is fair game provided it doesn't involve 'personal information'

And yet you ban anyone who rides you

You lying hypocrical jerkoff

Pokerdouchebagalert is basically your personal ego massage fest

Your claim that this is a free speech forum us a lie

Fuck you Rainman you lying self serving ego maniac

[Dan Druff]

This forum is far more free speech than any of the failsites you ran.

You banned people for posting a clip art of the laughing guy, remember?

Anyway, again, I already answered your question. If you are too dumb to understand the straightforward and clear answer I gave, then I can't help you.

[tyde]

Yea wake me up when you are ready to go head to head on 'radio' for an hour or so

Todd you are such a bitch .

I renew my cage match challenge you rejected

Fucking GOON

[Dan Druff]

Yea wake me up when you are ready to go head to head on 'radio' for an hour or so

Todd you are such a bitch .

I renew my cage match challenge you rejected

Fucking GOON

You forget that your "cage match" challenge involved a secret plan to bring a taser, hit me with it, and run away.

That's another thing you confided to your buddy fuhoser.

Stop playing tough guy, Marty. You were afraid of Hollywood Dave.

[tyde]

I'll do an hour straight on your irrelevant 'radio show' head to head with you any day of the week you fucking retard

[Dan Druff]

I'll do an hour straight on your irrelevant 'radio show' head to head with you any day of the week you fucking retard

We've already tried this, and all you do is shout like an incoherent drunk baboon.

[tyde]

Todd if we schedule this, it's going to take me about 4 months to line up appearances with all the people that want to punch you in your face

[LarryLaffer]

[tyde]

You fucking coward

Always been a coward

I'm positive Micon and Dustin would agree

Todd you're a fucking embarrassment to what's left of the poker world