Originally Posted by 4Dragons
"Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Drexel
"ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine
"Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis
"DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER
It would be hard to fault them for killing Naftali Frenkel I took one look at him and wanted to kill him.
HA HA HA HA!
It's like..."BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!"
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LOL at the fucking prosecutors in the Freddie Gray Baltimore case.
Can't wait to see the fallout from tonight's news.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/mar...608-story.html
Last edited by DRK Star; 06-08-2016 at 09:59 PM.
http://www.denverpost.com/2016/06/09...t-yellowstone/
Gruesome hot spring death highlights problems at Yellowstone
Done this probably 3 times
That's not a problem, that's Darwinian Awards Night.
That's not a problem, that's Darwinian Awards Night.
Could you imagine being there and witnessing that? The dumbass actually turned into soup, right in front of people. He dissolved.
Could you imagine being there and witnessing that? The dumbass actually turned into soup, right in front of people. He dissolved.
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/0...rs-curriculum/
Yale students are demanding that more black poets need to be added to the curriculum, because of the 8 poets that are listed, none are black, and this creates a hostile environment for students who do not bear those demographics.
Walt Whitman
Edgar Allen Poe
Robert Frost
Eazy Motherfuckin E
William Shakespere
Will.i.am
Shel Silverstein
Rza
let me first start off by saying the obligitory: asking for a friend.
y'all ever fuck a bustdown? you know, these slightly (to not so slightly) chubby chicks on dating sites like OkCupid who just want to fuck?They don't even care about going out for drinks sometimes.
what's so nice about bustdowns, is there usually not overtly slutty chicks, so they're all ususally clean and std free. why? BECAUSE NO ONE FINDS THEM ATTRACTIVE. shit, i don't even find some of them attractive, but hey, pussy is pussy....amirite?
Like this chick I met one time on tinder. She was very pretty, and if she lost like 60 lbs she would've been a fucking perfect 10. but she was a bustdown (and one of the few who stopped calling me lol).
where am i going with all of this? I don't know. I just ate a tab of LSD and i'm waiting for it to kick in. So i'm posting this here.
So what, I fuck bustdowns. a guys gotta nut amirite?
i don't think what i'm doing is wrong, because it's something we both want. We both want sex. And a bit of cushion for the pushin is alright with me.
that chick i met, she could drink me under the table, and could throw darts....but couldn't shoot pool for shit. it was mind boggling. But then again, i suck at darts, but run the table at pool (when i was 10, a little Larry would help out at the pool hall and refill the icemachine behind the bar for free pool).
I onetime played poker on LSD. worst experience of my life even though i won the session. There was this kid, i forget his name, but he was asian. He was so aggro, it was something. 3 bets, 4 bets, move all in. Finally, i got him one time. I remember he was so mad, i mean how could i call off 60 big blinds in a 2/5 game pre flop with queens?
so anyways, back to me playing poker on lsd, inside this casino, and this dude sits down at my table. ALL THE SUDDEN, HE GETS DEMON EYES and tells me he's satan, and that at 5:16 am i'm gonna go to hell. Obviously this was all in my mind, as i snapped out of it to find him extending his hand to say hello to me. it was some real crazy shit.
i swear to god, ive done thousands of hits of LSD, life time. Used to buy it by the sheet and eat them. 10 at a time sometimes. BUT THIS, playing poker, in a casino, slot machines, security gaurds, asians with demon eyes telling me im goig to hell, was just too much for me. I'll never do it again.
I don't even drink when I play poker, but i drink like a fish everywhere else.
on my way home that night, i got a seat belt ticket. the only one i ever got.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
and these fucking terrorists piss me off man. they really do. this fucking "jihad" business. dying for 72 virgins? you mean to tell me, these clowns are waging a war on just abouteverything, and when they die, they go to heaven and they're rewarded with 72 virgins?
You die, and that's your gift, 72 fucking girls who don't know how to fuck, probably can't fuck, and probably don't wanna fuck.
those guys crashed planes into buildings, blew them up, and that's what they supposedly did it for. 72 virgins.
you know what i'll die for? 72 sluts. yeah that's right, sign me up, send me to war, and if i die, promise i'll get 72 girls who know how to suck a good dick, who know how to fuck. I want 72 versions of the sluttiest fuckin chick we can find.
now that's a fucking jihad. that's the american jihad. 72 sluts, an eternity of nascar, cigarettes, and bud light.
making heaven great again.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
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