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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    Just give the mw belt back to Weidman now and let Bisping retire at the top of his career. I didn't think he'd ever get it back from Rockhold but Bisping should be a cake walk for him.
    weidman is having neck surgery, dude. ain't no guarantees he's ever even fighting again, never mind any time soon.

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    Tell you what I am about done with Dana White and his UFC. He has turned into a dictator and this is ridiculous.

    You can't ban reporters for REPORTING the UFC news. Who the hell does he think he is? God apparently.

    Between how much they rip the fighters off, the McGregor Diaz fiasco, and now this, it is clear he will try to maintain control over everyone by any means necessary.
    hi, you must be new to the UFC. LEt me introduce you to people like Loretta Hunt and Josh Gross. They can explain how not a single thing has changed in about the last 160 numbered UFC ppv events. Hell, the UFC let Vitor Belfort try to get an entire room to fuck up mma junkie's john morgan for asking a trt question at a post-fight presser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Tell you what I am about done with Dana White and his UFC. He has turned into a dictator and this is ridiculous.

    You can't ban reporters for REPORTING the UFC news. Who the hell does he think he is? God apparently.

    Between how much they rip the fighters off, the McGregor Diaz fiasco, and now this, it is clear he will try to maintain control over everyone by any means necessary.

    cant knock the hustle but youre not wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    im curious to hear how anyone thinks bisping wins beyond a spectacularly lucky ko.


    this is not old busted Silva, this is Rockhold, who absolutely mauled peak Weidman with total impunity.


    short of slashing Rockhold's achilles tendons or blinding him i dont think there is an injury in the books that gives Bisping better than a +1200 chance here.
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    in my entire life, i have never been so close to making a bet and passing, as i was tonight on bisping by ko/tko.
    Nice call on both not that I believe the second one for even a second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    in my entire life, i have never been so close to making a bet and passing, as i was tonight on bisping by ko/tko.
    Nice call on both not that I believe the second one for even a second.
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    I was getting out of the shower and said to myself "New weight cutting restrictions, new doping tests... Rockhold's going to be a fish out of water". I was on my way to my laptop to make a lolbet when I decided that I just didnt want to lose anymore money this week.

    The real news here is that you think I give enough of a dry fuck in spring about you or anyone else in this bipolar turdsack to lie about it. That's something worth discussion right there.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    I was getting out of the shower and said to myself "New weight cutting restrictions, new doping tests... Rockhold's going to be a fish out of water". I was on my way to my laptop to make a lolbet when I decided that I just didnt want to lose anymore money this week.

    The real news here is that you think I give enough of a dry fuck in spring about you or anyone else in this bipolar turdsack to lie about it. That's something worth discussion right there.
    What kind of odds could you have gotten for that KO/TKO bet? That makes a huge difference in value & why you'd consider it after reading your first post I quoted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    I was getting out of the shower and said to myself "New weight cutting restrictions, new doping tests... Rockhold's going to be a fish out of water". I was on my way to my laptop to make a lolbet when I decided that I just didnt want to lose anymore money this week.

    The real news here is that you think I give enough of a dry fuck in spring about you or anyone else in this bipolar turdsack to lie about it. That's something worth discussion right there.
    What kind of odds could you have gotten for that KO/TKO bet? That makes a huge difference in value & why you'd consider it after reading your first post I quoted.

    I didnt even log in to find out but I expected Bisping by KO in the 1st to be in the +1250 range, at worst. If I hadnt gone ham on cmoney's cavs pick (no hate) I would have made that bet, I absolutely guarantee this. I would 100% take a lie detector on this.
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    I even factored in the equity of being able to screenshot the win payout and post it here, thats how far down the Bisping by ko rabbithole I went.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    OH SHUT IT DOWN YOU GOD DAMNED FLIP FLOPPER. "HES GOT ZERO POINT ZERO CHANCE" "I ALMOST BET ON HIM BY KO" (AFTER THE FACT). FOOLING NOBODY.

    NOW QUICK, GO MAKE A THREAD WITH MY NAME IN THE TITLE, LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO WHEN I CALL YOUR FAT ASS OUT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    DID YOU MISS NATE'S APPEARANCE LAST NIGHT, AND THE SWEET POP HE GOT FROM THE CROWD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    weidman is having neck surgery, dude. ain't no guarantees he's ever even fighting again, never mind any time soon.
    In that case, since records don't matter for title shots anymore, I want Bisping to attempt to avenge his brutal loss to Dan so Hendo can retire on top.

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    Jacare will twist Bisping into a pretzel....but I'd put my money on a Rockhold/Bisping rematch just because they are such cunts to each other and that sells. Jacare also will need some time from knee surgery methinks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post

    I was getting out of the shower









     
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    Bisping Rockhold rematch is just stupid enough to be the inevitable next fight.
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    I forgot to mention this earlier but I didn't get to see the ppv live yesterday and what always sucks is when you see that the time left of whatever source you are watching it from having 15 minutes left. You now are aware that main event is gonna be a quickie and yesterday I thought "Bisping must have got served up early on so lets see how it happens" but he wasn't one that lost lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    What kind of odds could you have gotten for that KO/TKO bet? That makes a huge difference in value & why you'd consider it after reading your first post I quoted.

    I didnt even log in to find out but I expected Bisping by KO in the 1st to be in the +1250 range, at worst. If I hadnt gone ham on cmoney's cavs pick (no hate) I would have made that bet, I absolutely guarantee this. I would 100% take a lie detector on this.
    FYI, bestfightodds has an archive, so you can make yourself cry over missed bets such as these. from 5dimes, closing odds.

    Fight won't start round 2: +120.
    Bisping by KO/TKO: +900.
    Bisping under 25 minutes: +800.
    Bisping wins inside round 1: +2,500.


    since I had the props up, fingered it was worth a look. The Casey-Mutapcic fight was +17,000 to go to a draw.

     
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    finally got to peep this. Faber looked just not ready. Rockhold looked cockey as fuck. Like horsemeat usually does just before he gets his jaw handed back to him.

    Just sayin'

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    Is there anyone not happy for Bisping?
    He's been in there banging and getting mauled with juiced savages for so damn long. Great trash talker, I think he's full natty, fearless like a lion and not an ounce of quit.

    Respect to The Count.

    Rockhold got usada'd huh. Urban dictionary add (usada'd) and give me my props for coining it.
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    Hunt vs Brock at UFC 200



    Looks like Carwin is also back on the roster



    Also, I look forward to firing my bankroll on Mickey Gall:

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