*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Why did the Mets go -195 to -165?

no cespedes? that cant be it...he cant be worth 30 cents...

[Dan Druff]

Pittsburgh -108 at Miami
San Diego +164 vs. Seattle
KC -115 vs. Tampa Bay

[snake_in_the_ass]

5/31

Dodgers +180
Texas +155
Angels -124

Running hot in NBA & cold in MLB.
Love cavs with the points for game 1 NBA.

Should be mlb sweep.

6/1
Early game
Whitesox +170
More later

Won a nail biter. 4 in a row.
Dodgers +175 starts in a couple hours.

[simpdog]

Why is everyone betting against the Hawks buffet?

Yumyum

[Dan Druff]

My SD pick is reversed on my book because I tied it to the starting pitchers, and the Seattle pitcher changed.

If your book still let you keep it at the old line, it's a great value.

Otherwise I wouldn't suggest it anymore, though it's not terrible.

Pittsburgh and Miami tied 2-2 in the 8th. KC up 4-2 in the 5th.

[Daly]

Xbox achievement - win a MLB over 21.

Red Sox - Live Total/Orioles - Live Total o21 ½ (-105)
Header: Red Sox @ Orioles - LIVE Total
Scheduled : 06/01/16 7:05 PM (EST)
Accepted: 06/01/16 8:47 PM (EST)
Sport: Baseball - MLB - Live in Game (#392005)
Pitchers: (Fixed), (Fixed)
Ticket #: 144201632
Risk/Win: $105.00/$100.00
Rotation#: 392005/392006
Outcome: Pending

[snake_in_the_ass]

My SD pick is reversed on my book because I tied it to the starting pitchers, and the Seattle pitcher changed.

If your book still let you keep it at the old line, it's a great value.

Otherwise I wouldn't suggest it anymore, though it's not terrible.

Pittsburgh and Miami tied 2-2 in the 8th. KC up 4-2 in the 5th.

No book will let u keep the old line. If u bet action, meaning not tied to pitchers, u inherit any new lines if pitchers change.

[snake_in_the_ass]

6/2
Arizona +120
Cavs +6

[Dan Druff]

My SD pick is reversed on my book because I tied it to the starting pitchers, and the Seattle pitcher changed.

If your book still let you keep it at the old line, it's a great value.

Otherwise I wouldn't suggest it anymore, though it's not terrible.

Pittsburgh and Miami tied 2-2 in the 8th. KC up 4-2 in the 5th.

No book will let u keep the old line. If u bet action, meaning not tied to pitchers, u inherit any new lines if pitchers change.

Yes, I know. I was saying that I bet tied to pitchers, to where it drops my bet and returns the money when the pitchers changed (as it did with SD).

I wish I bet "Action", because I would have gone 2-1 yesterday (with SD winning) instead of 1-1.

Here are my picks today:

Arizona (Greinke) at Houston (Keuchel) +126
Boston (Porchello) at Baltimore (Jimenez) Over 9.5 -110

[simpdog]

No book will let u keep the old line. If u bet action, meaning not tied to pitchers, u inherit any new lines if pitchers change.

Yes, I know. I was saying that I bet tied to pitchers, to where it drops my bet and returns the money when the pitchers changed (as it did with SD).

I wish I bet "Action", because I would have gone 2-1 yesterday (with SD winning) instead of 1-1.

Here are my picks today:

Arizona (Greinke) at Houston (Keuchel) +126
Boston (Porchello) at Baltimore (Jimenez) Over 9.5 -110

I took Greinke as a dog too. Also took KC as dogs too.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

hate betting on marginal pitchers when I cant get a price on them, but cant help myself here...

nicasio (PIT) -105...marlins lineup is dogshit today...no ozuna, no Stanton...only 2 lefties that worry me in that lineup are bour and yelich...and they really don't worry me that much...hoping that the ballpark in Miami will act as a run suppressor if nicasio throws a few bad ones...

EDIT: Stanton is supposedly back in the lineup...im already on it, but that causes me a little pause...

[varys]

Gsw -6, gsw 3pt made -.5

[simpdog]

Royals now +165.....I'd say that's a great price on them against a pitcher coming off the DL.

Carrasco is making his first appearance since April 24 when he strained his left hamstring covering first base against Detroit

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Royals now +165.....I'd say that's a great price on them against a pitcher coming off the DL.

Carrasco is making his first appearance since April 24 when he strained his left hamstring covering first base against Detroit

I believe he's on an 80 pitch count tonight as well...

[Sanlmar]

I wish you could listen to Boston sports talk. Bashing and second guessing Red Sox. I love the summer.

If we are the fellowship of the miserable what must it be like elsewhere?

oh, Jimenez is positively THE WORST.

Reds Rockies: have never bet over 12 in my life but with this pitching you just have to and just shrug if you lose.

[911] BOS RED SOX -1½+135
( R PORCELLO -R / U JIMENEZ -R ) RISKING 200.00 TO WIN 270.00


[911] TOTAL o9½-120 (BOS RED SOX vrs BAL ORIOLES)
( R PORCELLO -R / U JIMENEZ -R ) RISKING 120.00 TO WIN 100.00


[911] BOS RED SOX -123
( ACTION ) RISKING 123.00 TO WIN 100.00


[909] TOTAL o12-120 (CIN REDS vrs COL ROCKIES)
( A SIMON -R / E BUTLER -R ) RISKING 120.00 TO WIN 100.00

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

I wish you could listen to Boston sports talk. Bashing and second guessing Red Sox. I love the summer.

If we are the fellowship of the miserable what must it be like elsewhere?

oh, Jimenez is positively THE WORST.

Reds Rockies: have never bet over 12 in my life but with this pitching you just have to and just shrug if you lose.

[911] BOS RED SOX -1½+135
( R PORCELLO -R / U JIMENEZ -R ) RISKING 200.00 TO WIN 270.00


[911] TOTAL o9½-120 (BOS RED SOX vrs BAL ORIOLES)
( R PORCELLO -R / U JIMENEZ -R ) RISKING 120.00 TO WIN 100.00


[911] BOS RED SOX -123
( ACTION ) RISKING 123.00 TO WIN 100.00


[909] TOTAL o12-120 (CIN REDS vrs COL ROCKIES)
( A SIMON -R / E BUTLER -R ) RISKING 120.00 TO WIN 100.00

Colorado's implied team total is north of 7...some site that tracks this shit (don't know how far back it goes) said that it's the highest they've ever seen...simon is a fucking tire fire...

[Daly]

I wish you could listen to Boston sports talk. Bashing and second guessing Red Sox. I love the summer.

If we are the fellowship of the miserable what must it be like elsewhere?

oh, Jimenez is positively THE WORST.

Reds Rockies: have never bet over 12 in my life but with this pitching you just have to and just shrug if you lose.

[911] BOS RED SOX -1½+135
( R PORCELLO -R / U JIMENEZ -R ) RISKING 200.00 TO WIN 270.00


[911] TOTAL o9½-120 (BOS RED SOX vrs BAL ORIOLES)
( R PORCELLO -R / U JIMENEZ -R ) RISKING 120.00 TO WIN 100.00


[911] BOS RED SOX -123
( ACTION ) RISKING 123.00 TO WIN 100.00


[909] TOTAL o12-120 (CIN REDS vrs COL ROCKIES)
( A SIMON -R / E BUTLER -R ) RISKING 120.00 TO WIN 100.00

I have bad news. I already bet all of these (save the sawks Run Line)

[Charham]

Thanks boys for the Red Sox/Orioles over posts. I jumped on it.

[Sanlmar]

Thanks boys for the Red Sox/Orioles over posts. I jumped on it.

You're gonna see some bets in this thread regarding the Sawks. Some degen might bet the Sawks to win or lose.

Ignore them. I see you did.

Stay pure to the basic premise. Treat it like an article of faith. Big offense and dreadful pitching. The Sawks have no other purpose.

2-3 tonight

One word: Urias.

[BeerAndPoker]

I'd be very worried if I were the Cavs losing like this when Curry and Thompson only combined for 8/27 and 20 points between them both.

Seven guys in double figures and Thompson wasn't one of them.