**Official UFC thread**

[Crowe Diddly]

Generally fun time watching the fights last night, save a terrible fight or 2. Had a few ppl over tho, which makes the memory kinder.

So how about Vinny Barbarino The Northcutt Killer? Was +400, +450 and up everywhere. I vaguely remember reading a few years ago that it was profitable long term to bet every single UFC fight over, I think, +350 or so. That might never be more true than now, though I have no data to back that up. For every throwaway bet on a Leslie Smith, you get a monster return on a Holly Holm.

[FPS_Russia]

I barely found out Stipe took it, sweeeet. I went to Sherdog, first thread I see "Werdum overrated" lol. Did he look like a 40 y.o. fighting without his usual PED's or what haha.

Werdum threatening to kill the USADA tester "as a joke" was a straight up confession in my eyes and probably to USADA. Not to mention he's a 40ish and a world champion and from Brazil. I was still concerned about corruption of USADA in Brazil. It look's somewhat promising.

Simple version for sympathizers of DJ Chaps.

How a clean fighter reacts to a surprise visit from USADA.


How a frustrated PED user reacts to a visit from USADA

LOL Look at how Werdum describes the agony of being awoken at 6am. Omg 6 am, you poor baby. Wait aren't you the toughest man in the world.

[DJ_Chaps]

DID THEY TEST VERDUM OR NOT? STFU AND GO FIND A NEW SPORT.

[sonatine]

Based off his performance and his appearance I dont think anyone would question for a fraction of a moment that Werdum is no longer juicing.

I expect a lot more totally retarded fights in the near future, coming from people who are suddenly aware that they have about 3 minutes to end a fight before they turn into Dada 2000.

[Ryback_feed_me_more]

Between that and the USADA putting their foot down and not allowing these guys to deliberately dehydrate themselves to make weight and then stick an IV and refill the water tank via IV Fluids is gonna cause a dynamic shift in what weight classes some of these guys fight in.. Wouldn't be surprised if Connor never defends at 145 that's 25 below his walking around weight which is where he fought Diaz at and got shitcanned.. Hes probably ok to fight at 155 but anything lower he could be in trouble...

On a side note can we please fucking get Jones to go to Heavyweight after he beats Cormier at 200?? Jesus this musical title belt shit is hurting the division entirely because nobody can defend it or they stub their fucking toe and are out months on end.. Hell at least Mir had an excuse when he was laid up and couldn't fight (wrecking his bike and nearly getting himself killed in the process too bad he never recovered from that fiasco). UFC needs somebody who can come in and hold the title for a couple years and I'm still afraid only Jones can do that.. Then again maybe if Cormier loses he goes back to Heavyweight but I still don't know if he's the answer to Danas problems in that division..

[4Dragons]

I'm just posting this here because i'm guessing one of you will anyway. Just be forewarned, despite some decent drawing characterizations, the script and jokes are the worst thing ever penned. FPS will most likely love it and repost it 4 pages from now in this same thread.

[Shizzmoney]

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[sonatine]

For the first time I can recall, Jones aint wrong.

[DJ_Chaps]

Weidman out of 199 (Jacare plz)

Lawler/Woodley official for 201.

[Shizzmoney]

Weidman out of 199 (Jacare plz)

Lawler/Woodley official for 201.

It will most likely be Bisping.

Which is good, because then I can put Rockhold in a parlay

[sonatine]

Weidman out of 199 (Jacare plz)

Lawler/Woodley official for 201.

It will most likely be Bisping.

Which is good, because then I can put Rockhold in a parlay

at -800, why bother

[cmoney]

It will most likely be Bisping.

Which is good, because then I can put Rockhold in a parlay

at -800, why bother

I agree. i dont like watching Bisping fights . He is the "Rudy" of the UFC. Lots of heart but just doesn't have the genes to make it all the way.

Maybe they can move up Rory Macdonald and Stephen Thompson . Not sure why that is a Fox fight. Really think that is a great fight

[sonatine]

Bisping is useful. He's easy money against a lot of fighter profiles and always seems to be +250'ish at best.

But Rockhold is going to reduce him to nothing but memories and a thin, greasy paste in the first round.


That said.... post USADA.... if I can get an exotic line on Bisping by dec, I'll whet my beak.

[JMM]

http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/17/conor-...rring-session/

[sonatine]

http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/17/conor-...rring-session/

I love how people are pretending this is for Floyd.

Hes going to show up vs Nate, square up all top heavy, pop off a combo, end up falling to a fast double and waking up surrounded by a medical team 30 or 40 seconds later.

[cmoney]

http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/17/conor-...rring-session/

If this actually happened, I wonder if Conor's Euro fan boys would drive the line down. Be hilarious if he was at like +300 or something.

[JMM]

http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/17/conor-...rring-session/

I love how people are pretending this is for Floyd.

Hes going to show up vs Nate, square up all top heavy, pop off a combo, end up falling to a fast double and waking up surrounded by a medical team 30 or 40 seconds later.

Yeah. It's a tall southpaw that he's in there with.

I was more or less just posting it for what's his name that swears Mcgregor's stand up is so phenomenal.

[DRK Star]

His sparring looked abysmal

[JMM]

http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/17/conor-...rring-session/

If this actually happened, I wonder if Conor's Euro fan boys would drive the line down. Be hilarious if he was at like +300 or something.

It would be hilarious. I can't imagine there's more than just a few people (betting minded people) who believe Conor can win. I don't even have a good guess at what the line *should* be. Absurdly high.

[DRK Star]

"That line would be fucking absurd!" ~ Leicester City Fans