Astonishingly low rake. I'd be worried about scam dealers. (grab two red chips and spit out five whites etc.)
Also
- no alcohol
- being told when to leave
- tipping not allowed so no honest good dealer would ever work there
- pace of play would suck because the dealer gets paid the same whether he spits out 3 hands or 30 hands an hour.
Fish won't leave their regular illegal cash game with a fast dealer that allows them to drink and doesn't tell them when to leave. Winning players won't leave their regular illegal cash game because pace of play will be atrocious and no one with real money to burn is going to show up. The one and only thing it has going for it is that rake is way lower than any good house game I've ever been to. I'm sure that will get a few short sighted nits in the door... once.
The people that come to this thing will be the same fuckers that humped freerolls in 2004 and total noobs. I'd rather shoot dice against Ashy Larry with Suge Knight there as the pit boss than show up to that glorified freeroll.