*** OFFICIAL *** Post dumb/random things thread

[jacosta24]

[DRK Star]

Some recent Chicago Mug Shot Photos and Scanner Calls




















"The mother hit the 2-year-old in the face with a boot."
"10-4. Put a boot up the mother's ass."

"Caller said there was a man having a fight with an imaginary person..."

"Her boyfriend took 10 bags of heroin and 30 pills. He should be wearing a house arrest bracelet."

His brother stabbed him w/ a sword?

Doctor:"U were stabbed in the chest 6 hrs ago? Y'd u just come now?"
Patient:"I didn't plan to come but I am starting to get short of breath"

"Male white, 250 pounds, 5'2", wearing shorts on his head and refusing to leave the pharmacy."

"A male is sitting inside a tow truck. He is naked with poodle on his lap."

The callers daughter smoked some PCP & now she's on the porch naked

"Your Honor, my client is wearing a "Keep Calm & Stay Hard" shirt & smells of Fireball. Does THAT seem like a man behind on child support?"

A naked male in a tow truck flashing people

"He's throwing lighter fluid on her because she refused to barbecue his food"

He stabbed her in the stomach and forehead because she refused to date him.

"... There's a dragon inside the building."
"I'm sorry, you said a dragon?"
"Yes, a fire-breathing dragon."

[hotshott74]

Reminds me of Hockey Guy. Letterkenny FTW!

[DRK Star]

[MumblesBadly]

[Tellafriend]

too funny

[Gordman]

[Tellafriend]

Feel better now?

[WillieMcFML]

too funny

stupid bitch forgot to turn the i in air

[Crowe Diddly]

too funny

stupid bitch forgot to turn the i in air

how DARE you impugn Vanna's capacity as a reliable letter turner.

Shitty photoshopper who didn't think things through enough, IMO. Also, more a phrase than a thing. These details matter.

[4Dragons]

OK FUCKING FIXED

[DRK Star]

[4Dragons]

So I just had this weird dream, when I woke up I found myself googling 'how does a dam work' and 'portable hydroelectric generator'

So this thing exists.. cool as hell:

[DRK Star]

https://www.facebook.com/jack.boy.jr...type=2&theater


Chicago Police encountering some fine, upstanding youths


this is the type of shit they deal with every fucking day. Now, ask yourself how long it would take you until you "snapped". I'd love to say Its my job and I would stay calm, but: reality




more scanner calls:

They called because the car behind them had their high-beams on

Caller's roommate took his SSI check to buy crack w/ it?

a call of an Assault-In-Progress in the ER at Mt. Sinai Hospital.

Someone boarded a CTA bus with a gun. "There is one gun in his pocket and one gun in his hand."

While he was unloading groceries someone stole a gun from the car

79/Halsted: caller says a man in a black snowsuit is selling marijuana in Subway.





BONUS: Mug shot of the day


"Your shirt Lies"

[bukowski72]

At least DRK was right that if the police are caught doing something bad they will be punished.

Oh and he gets to chose when he feels like serving his sentence.

"McHenry will also be permitted to serve his sentence “in increments at his own discretion,” WSFA reported. The 182 days must be served within the next year."


State Trooper Gets Just 6 Months For Raping Car Accident Victim

"McHenry, of Rutledge, was supposed to help the victim on Dec. 6 when he was called to the scene of the accident in Butler County around 10 p.m.

Instead, the sicko threatened to arrest her after spotting pill bottles and an empty nasal spray bottle in her vehicle, Birmingham’s WVTM reported.

According to an affidavit, McHenry placed the woman in a caged area in the back of his squad car and drove her to an exit off Interstate 65 in south Alabama.

Once in a new location, he opened the back door and told her, “Fuck me or go to jail,” court papers state. He then pulled her pants down, raped her and afterward, forced her to perform oral sex, according to the documents.

McHenry then allegedly drove to another exit and dumped the victim at a closed store before taking off. The alleged assault ended around 1:45 a.m. on Dec. 7, court records state."


http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...nt-victim.html

PS I propose we leave the cop stuff out of this thread and leave it to be about dumb fun stuff.

[DRK Star]

Im sorry....is the thread not titled RANDOM things?

[DRK Star]

At least DRK was right that if the police are caught doing something bad they will be punished.

Oh and he gets to chose when he feels like serving his sentence.

"McHenry will also be permitted to serve his sentence “in increments at his own discretion,” WSFA reported. The 182 days must be served within the next year."


State Trooper Gets Just 6 Months For Raping Car Accident Victim

"McHenry, of Rutledge, was supposed to help the victim on Dec. 6 when he was called to the scene of the accident in Butler County around 10 p.m.

Instead, the sicko threatened to arrest her after spotting pill bottles and an empty nasal spray bottle in her vehicle, Birmingham’s WVTM reported.

According to an affidavit, McHenry placed the woman in a caged area in the back of his squad car and drove her to an exit off Interstate 65 in south Alabama.

Once in a new location, he opened the back door and told her, “Fuck me or go to jail,” court papers state. He then pulled her pants down, raped her and afterward, forced her to perform oral sex, according to the documents.

McHenry then allegedly drove to another exit and dumped the victim at a closed store before taking off. The alleged assault ended around 1:45 a.m. on Dec. 7, court records state."


http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...nt-victim.html

PS I propose we leave the cop stuff out of this thread and leave it to be about dumb fun stuff.

Its Alabama......for all we know, the victim he raped was his cousin.

[MumblesBadly]

At least DRK was right that if the police are caught doing something bad they will be punished.

Oh and he gets to chose when he feels like serving his sentence.

"McHenry will also be permitted to serve his sentence “in increments at his own discretion,” WSFA reported. The 182 days must be served within the next year."


State Trooper Gets Just 6 Months For Raping Car Accident Victim

"McHenry, of Rutledge, was supposed to help the victim on Dec. 6 when he was called to the scene of the accident in Butler County around 10 p.m.

Instead, the sicko threatened to arrest her after spotting pill bottles and an empty nasal spray bottle in her vehicle, Birmingham’s WVTM reported.

According to an affidavit, McHenry placed the woman in a caged area in the back of his squad car and drove her to an exit off Interstate 65 in south Alabama.

Once in a new location, he opened the back door and told her, “Fuck me or go to jail,” court papers state. He then pulled her pants down, raped her and afterward, forced her to perform oral sex, according to the documents.

McHenry then allegedly drove to another exit and dumped the victim at a closed store before taking off. The alleged assault ended around 1:45 a.m. on Dec. 7, court records state."


http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...nt-victim.html

PS I propose we leave the cop stuff out of this thread and leave it to be about dumb fun stuff.

Its Alabama......for all we know, the victim he raped was his cousin.

Aren't you from an Italian neighborhood in Chicagoland? If so, should you be talking?

[DJ_Chaps]

props to the guy helsing himself. much bang.


can't be bothered to find my mix thread. so.....

https://www.mixcloud.com/DJ_Chaps/te...nic-spotlight/


friday night means prolly recording tonight, so more to come OBVIOUSLY.

[MumblesBadly]

 

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