*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Lakers could easily finish 9-73. Honestly that's being generous.

I'd love to see a book that offered over under win bets in season. Lakers line would be like 10.5 and you would have to pay extra juice on the under.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

At the risk of going down that degenerate rabbit hole of NBA betting again, I have to say that I think there's an opportunity, at least in the early season, involving the Lakers.

Kobe Bryant looks terrible. Absolutely terrible. He is dragging the entire team down, and no one can play any defense on top of that.

Lakers are 0-4 so far, and aside from Dallas, they have lost to 3 pretty bad teams. Three of those games were at home, too!

Here are the totals of the first 4 games, none of which went to OT:

223
246
196
229

I so badly wanted to fire on Over 204.5 and Denver +2 tonight, but Denver was so banged up AND on the road, I couldn't do it. But both easily would have won.

I know it's just been 4 games... but I'm thinking a lot of over bets and fading the Lakers might be in order.

The lines will adjust more than you are imagining. You should have fired. I layed off this game because I figured Kobe was due to show up. Unfortunately for la la land he's just old. And obviously never willing to take on the roll KG assumed in Minnesota.

[Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe]

i bet that you're a faggot

[Daly]

It's rare that tout sides and totals, esp 2 nights in a row. But I don't think 21 is enough for Ohio tonight going into Bowling Green.

I'm expecting a coming out party of sorts for BG on national TV - I think they kick Ohio in the teeth by 40.

[monsterj]

I smell trap too, but the line is going to move, through 7, so if you want that juicy middle, now is the time.

I'll bet you a $1 this never hits 7.5 for more than 15 seconds.

filled!

[Charham]

It's rare that tout sides and totals, esp 2 nights in a row. But I don't think 21 is enough for Ohio tonight going into Bowling Green.

I'm expecting a coming out party of sorts for BG on national TV - I think they kick Ohio in the teeth by 40.

they offering a money line. easy money.

[Daly]

It's rare that tout sides and totals, esp 2 nights in a row. But I don't think 21 is enough for Ohio tonight going into Bowling Green.

I'm expecting a coming out party of sorts for BG on national TV - I think they kick Ohio in the teeth by 40.

they offering a money line. easy money.

I'm not afraid to throw this in a chalk parlay.

No way I lay -1500 though.

[Daly]

(1) Bowling Green ML (-1500)
(2) Western Kentucky ML (-2500)
(3) Florida ML (-1500)
(4) UNLV ML (-370)
(5) Texas San Antonio ML (-400)
(6) Cincinnati Bengals ML (-600)
(7) New England Patriots ML (-1500)
(8) San Diego Chargers ML (-200)

Parlay(s) # of Parlays Risk Per Parlay Total Risk Total Win
8-teamer 1 $100.00 $100.00 $250.60

[Sanlmar]

I see what you did with NE.

Any feel for NE under 52? Huge talk of resting key players around here. Obv the whole run ends if either Gronk, Edelman or Brady get hurt.

[lol wow]

were doing daily fantasy basketball at skatz 20 to 50 buy ins any of you idiots are welcome

[unchainedghost]

Ditto. Love sports. Watch everything. Including hurling in Ireland for chrissakes. HATE the NBA.

Hurling is the best, I'd watch that all day today

[lol wow]

Seriously were fish come.join us

[DJ_Chaps]

Seriously were fish come.join us

Stake obv, now unlock my GarrettIsGod acct, hun.

[Daly]

The undercover prop team is playing the following tonight....

Re: picks
we ready to go! only change was under 11pts on Stauskas, instead of 11.5p..

Magic - Total Points
Magic Points vs Magic Points 11/04/15 20:05 EST
Under 99 (-110)
Bet $ 165.82 to win $ 150.75

Basketball - Total Points - Jarrett Jack (BKN)
Brooklyn Nets @ Atlanta Hawks
Under 14.5 (-125) Nov 4, 2015 8:00 PM
$56.66
$45.33

Basketball - Total Points - Paul Pierce (LAC)
Los Angeles Clippers @ Golden State Warriors
Under 9.5 (-105) Nov 4, 2015 10:30 PM
$53.00
$50.48

Basketball - Total Points - Brandon Knight (PHO)
Sacramento Kings @ Phoenix Suns
Over 16.5 (-125) Nov 4, 2015 9:00 PM
$53.00
$42.40

Basketball - Total Points - Nik Stauskas (PHI)
Philadelphia 76ers @ Milwaukee Bucks
Under 11.0 (-115) Nov 4, 2015 8:00 PM
$53.00
$46.09

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Spurs/Wizards under 201
Bucks -9
Magic +8.5

Wizards are way more fast paced than last year but the coach was talking about defense and the Spurs will be deliberate imo.

Bucks will win by 20 and magic will stay in it.

[simpdog]

Raptrs okc over 211.5
Warriors -7.5 vs clippers

[Daly]

Little background on the magic under.

Since last season teams in G2 of B2B in Houston are 4-9 SU and 5-8 ATS (avg line 4.5) with an O/U of 3-10 (avg tot 205). Only four of those 13 teams scored greater than 98 points; the Griz, Thunder, Warriors, and Blazers.

[Daly]

As said earlier I have no problem laying the points tonight, but the NCAAF play I really like is the under Michagan 51.5.

If they figure out a way to have more than 7TD in this game they can have my $$.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Little background on the magic under.

Since last season teams in G2 of B2B in Houston are 4-9 SU and 5-8 ATS (avg line 4.5) with an O/U of 3-10 (avg tot 205). Only four of those 13 teams scored greater than 98 points; the Griz, Thunder, Warriors, and Blazers.

I don't know where you bet all these props but do they have an o/u points total for Mario Hezonja? Take the over on the 6.5 points or wherever they have it set. Also overy on Voooosh rebounds and points.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I also looked at over 219.5 in warriors game and +8 Raptors at OKC but I didn't pull the trigger. Also didn't pull it on the Kings. Trying to be more selective.

I'm 11-6 in posted forum plays against the spread and 1-0 with moneyline underdogs.