Leaves are pretty while they are in the trees.

Then the sorry bastards fall.

You have to rake them.

You have to pile them.

You have to burn them.

I've got a big fucking yard. 1 gigantic pecan tree. 1 Hackberry tree. 1 Elm tree. 3 Maple trees(those fuckers pump out the leaves). 2 big Pine trees(Pine needles are a bitch to rake, but they burn good). 1 Oak tree.

Leaves = a lot of work when I could be watching football.

Leaves are like a hot woman with a shitty personality.