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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
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    these ufn commercial breaks are indescribably offensive in their awfulness.
    yeah but was it worth it cause you shipped your bet?

    nice call btw good value on that.

    it got there but man, that first round... yeesh...


    ok how the fuck is barnett ranked a top 10 hw? and why does he look like someone who hunts prostitutes in the woods for sport?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    yeah but was it worth it cause you shipped your bet?

    nice call btw good value on that.

    it got there but man, that first round... yeesh...


    ok how the fuck is barnett ranked a top 10 hw? and why does he look like someone who hunts prostitutes in the woods for sport?
    The Heavyweight division has no real contenders in it except for the top few guys. A few other names up there are laughable in the Top 10.

    Sorry to all those people who love Mark Hunt and even though he's fought some tough competition he has lost just about all of them fights. A guy who is 41 years old with a 10-10-1 record being ranked in the heavyweight division top 10 just tells you how it's by far the worst weight class in UFC.

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    this... is not a good fight
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    nelson learned nothing from his loss to werdum.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    god i love and miss japanese crowds.

    sherdog gave barnett round 1, i cant argue with it but i wouldnt say its written in stone either.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    If these guys get to the end of the third round they should just make an equal agreement to sit out the entire fourth round to catch their breath for round 5.

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    ill be the first to admit it; i always forget that barnett is actually an extremely good fighter for all his years and miles in the ring. hes fucking smart, he comes with great gameplans and executes them, usually.

    but seriously for all his fucking endless talk about how mobile he is, why does nelson stand there and let barnett dirty box him to death? where is his lateral movement when barnett is coming in? its fucking infuriating.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    If these guys get to the end of the third round they should just make an equal agreement to sit out the entire fourth round to submit their retirement speeches in round 5.

    ikr
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    WHY DOES ROY THINK HE CAN WIN THIS FIGHT ON POINTS


    GET A NEW SHRINK ROY NELSON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Shout out to Roy Nelson's left ventricle.

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    Dana will soon get his wish. Continually putting Roy in positions where he will lose.

    Barnett fighting in Japan where he can cycle and outlast Roy.

    Fuck you Dana.

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    this is basically bumfights at this point.
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    They sound like I do after I finish a jerking off session in the middle of the summer with no AC.

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    Nelson might have to cancel his plans of banging a few of them Japanese hookers after this.

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    roy waiting patiently to give his retirement speech.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    roy waiting patiently to give his retirement speech.


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    Barnett looked good. Maybe too good. What are the chances that he pisses hot Affliction style?

    also this:

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Also put $100 on Hall because Hall vs anyone at +375 is straight fucking retarded.
    Thank you for inspiring me to make the bet

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    Barnett looked good. Maybe too good. What are the chances that he pisses hot Affliction style?
    Funny thing about those drug tests....

    So the Affliction event-cancelling one, he was tested in the weeks leading up to the fight and failed, right? Event was on August 1st, event was cancelled on the 24th of July, so he had to have been tested a week or 2 before that at least. This was obv because of his past failures, but still, not too many cats were getting popped around this time, and yet Nevada was on the ball enough to test the obvious guy who should be tested, and they nailed him.

    Now, we're in the new era of drug testing, according to the UFC, USADA, and pretty much everyone involved. And yet, according to Roy Nelson, there was no pre-fight screenings at all. They asked Josh, and he plain wouldn't say yes or no, so its gotta be no. USADA didn't deny it either, and was quick to point out they were gonna be at the fights for pre- and post-fight testing, but wtf about not testing even the main event guys in the weeks leading up to the fight? Especially Barnett.

    Lotta, lotta holes in the current drug testing system. Just like the old system. Surprise!

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    Cormier is pretty much going to deathsmash Gus, huh...

     
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