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    If they tried that right now we would have to find some new politicians within a month.
    Obviously, it will never happen, but it could be done over 20 or so years. You start by not allowing new sales. Then in 10 years you offer to buy certain types. Finally, you make the penalty huge. There would be some outcry and a lot of bluster, but people would fall in line eventually. It's very human to accept authority.
    The no new sales decree would start the civil war. The military would turn on the politicians. We'd need new politicians and the unfortunate part is that we would end up with the military taking over and substituting a democratic society for one controlled by a dictator General that was the head of the coup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
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    Obviously, it will never happen, but it could be done over 20 or so years. You start by not allowing new sales. Then in 10 years you offer to buy certain types. Finally, you make the penalty huge. There would be some outcry and a lot of bluster, but people would fall in line eventually. It's very human to accept authority.
    The no new sales decree would start the civil war. The military would turn on the politicians. We'd need new politicians and the unfortunate part is that we would end up with the military taking over and substituting a democratic society for one controlled by a dictator General that was the head of the coup.
    We probably won't be alive, but maybe some Supreme court in the future will redefine the "well regulated militia" part of the second amendment. I'll bet you a buck there's no civil war.

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    Construction companies are gonna have a fit competing for the search term 'storm roof' in adwords the next few days.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
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    The no new sales decree would start the civil war. The military would turn on the politicians. We'd need new politicians and the unfortunate part is that we would end up with the military taking over and substituting a democratic society for one controlled by a dictator General that was the head of the coup.
    We probably won't be alive, but maybe some Supreme court in the future will redefine the "well regulated militia" part of the second amendment. I'll bet you a buck there's no civil war.
    I'm just letting you know, that the people I have run into my entire life, that have served this country; that we'll need new Judges.

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    Anyone want to guess what is on his Tshirt....



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    Im sure Sonatine can figure this out

     
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    Anyone want to guess what is on his Tshirt....



    <taps foot...waits patiently>


    Im sure Sonatine can figure this out

    holy crap it's a pony

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    If the churchgoers were armed this wouldn't of happened and obviously someone that's willing to shoot up a church is never in life gonna follow any law or legislation they pass but this isn't about that.

    Look, once you have about 5 million you get a little paranoid.

    Once you get 10 or 20 million and gain a little power and influence and get in the public spotlight like most politicians, actors, musicians, you start to get really fucking paranoid.

    You want to live in a home in a gated neighborhood. CHECK

    You want security cameras. CHECK

    You start to think gun control will keep you and your kids safer. CHECK

    If you are a politician the source of your wealth is your political capital. If you are a member of congress, you are filthy rich. No guns, how can they overthrow the government? CHECK

    You want the people around you - your bodyguards, your security, the people at your the gate to your neighborhood to have guns. CHECK

    Basically, the wealthy, in their infinite wisdom - these actors, musicians, captains of industry, athletes and politicians, think without guns in the hands of the "man on the street", it will somehow magically protect their wealth, their power, their kids and their lives.

    The people they employ to protect them will have guns. Their security detail, etc. But they don't want other people, common, non-rich man to have a guns because they think it will somehow protect what they have in the world. Without guns, you can't overthrow the government or rob or shoot someone right? So there, that fixes everything.

    It's flawed thinking, but it's the rationale and mentality behind the gun grabbers, or at least most of them

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    not everyone deserves a weapon. It is for certain people and not others.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
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    not everyone deserves a weapon. It is for certain people and not others.
    Yes, they are for free men, not serfs.

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    If anyone ever tries to take my gun I will not give it up. However they will be welcome to a few of the bullets.
    the bullet hit trump but took out biden.

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    If anyone ever tries to take my gun I will not give it up. However they will be welcome to a few of the bullets.

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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
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    If anyone ever tries to take my gun I will not give it up. However they will be welcome to a few of the bullets.
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    Ok so you guys kick all of the unbalanced people out of your country and send them here and then criticize us for acting unbalanced. It's been 500 years, you think you guys would just accept it by now.

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    Shut it down "4dragons" you fuck boi clown

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    Shut it down "4dragons" you fuck boi clown
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
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    If they tried that right now we would have to find some new politicians within a month.
    Obviously, it will never happen, but it could be done over 20 or so years. You start by not allowing new sales. Then in 10 years you offer to buy certain types. Finally, you make the penalty huge. There would be some outcry and a lot of bluster, but people would fall in line eventually. It's very human to accept authority.
    Regular citizens would fall in line.

    Criminals wouldn't.

    It would be a disaster.

    Doesn't matter how "harsh" the penalties for gun ownership would be. The criminal element will not turn theirs in, and in fact it will be impossible to locate all firearms, as many in the hands of criminals are unregistered or stolen.

    Right now there is a huge deterrent in the US for home invasion robberies -- namely that the homeowner might be packing and shoot you if you try.

    However, if you know that Joe Homeowner was a good little citizen and turned in his guns, and you still have your guns, you can break in with very little fear.

    Personally I would not feel comfortable in a home with no gun, where the criminals KNOW I have no gun.

    Non-gun-owners are actually deriving the benefit from gun owners, as criminals looking to break into their home don't know who owns firearms and who doesn't.

    And what about businesses? Same thing.

    This absolutely would not work in the US. You can theorize all you want about the ways you could do it, the way Europe has done it, the way Australia has done it... and it still won't work.

    The US is and always has been a different country than the others.

    Sorry if I don't trust that career criminals are going to turn in their guns and play by the rules when asked to do so.

    BTW, if you remove guns, that doesn't necessarily stop spree killers. The Boston Marathon killers didn't use guns until they were running from police. Psychos will usually find a way to kill if they are determined to do so. Focusing on the guns themselves is not the right way to go about it. It's basically weakening the innocent.

     
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    Bottom line is that I will take my chances of being a super-rare victim of a spree killing in exchange for being able to have a gun in my home to protect my family.

    Pretty much a no-brainer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Bottom line is that I will take my chances of being a super-rare victim of a spree killing in exchange for being able to have a gun in my home to protect my family.

    Pretty much a no-brainer.
    http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...itia-Thread***

    show us what you're working with daniel

    my best guess would be a 38 snub, something from matlock or whatever from your youth
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
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    Yeah, we may have guns, but we also have straight, even and white teeth---an American can always be spotted anywhere in the world by that


    so you obvious wannabe Yank, while you can't get you guns, you can get your son's teeth fixed




    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7633254.stm

    ***Update***sorry PFA, i didn't read past the first two lines of Lord's opening post -- i never do with his posts because i think he is a typical arrogant British carpetbagger...so i missed the reference about the shooter and though he was asking for gift suggestions for his son plus slamming the US while at it--thus the counter-slam about dental work...sorry again PFA"

    and Lord Fraud, express your opinion all you want but i am sick of them

    btw--I, like most gun owners, don't repeat the names of shooters--we do not want to glorify or immortalize them

    Okay you nailed me on the teeth there Jethro. I will admit that my teeth have never had any artificial or unnatural work done to them.

    I read a report once about a barrage of calls coming in from somewhere in California about UFOs being spotted in the area... But it turned out to be a group of friends night cruising on hang gliders and their whiter than white teeth fooled half the town into believing a UFO invasion was imminent.

    Shit like that doesn't happen here in England. As our teeth are laid out like nature intended. And not glowing like lightsabers in a dark fucking tunnel.

    You dumb fake toothed fat fucking mongoloid.


    Also, nice job apologising twice in one post to the whole of PFA for fuck knows what. lol tosser


    You're also only about one of 3 people on this site that doesn't take my "Yank bashing" with a huge pinch of salt.


    Now go stick a fat chunk of tobacco in your gums and go shoot at some hang gliders. You thick passportless cunt.
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    btw--I, like most gun owners, don't repeat the names of shooters--we do not want to glorify or immortalize them


    Oh and...

    No doubt you'd also like to see this whole heinous episode removed from all media outlets ASAP.


    But here, I'll remind you of the shooters name who was legally allowed to sit down in a church full of good family people and unload a barrage of hellfire just because he was 'legally' allowed to arm himself to his putrid brown teeth.


    Dylann Roof





    Dylann Roof






    DYLANN MOTHERFUCKING ROOF









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    Fortunately, the kid just confessed, so maybe they can just quickly find him guilty, save some court costs and place him immediately into a wood chipper.

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