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    they have some sweet music playing in the theater

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    First Round of voting

    there will be a 2nd round of voting...neither party has majority.


    206 were valid of the 209

    Sepp Blatter got 133 and needed 140 to win

    Prince Ali got 73 votes


    (How the hell do 3 of the votes end up being determined "invalid"?)

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    Prince Ali just withdrew


    Blatter re-elected

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    lol how do you re-elect Splatter with all the controversy going on?

    Shows how corrupt it truly is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    lol how do you re-elect Splatter with all the controversy going on?

    Shows how corrupt it truly is.

    If Jeb Bush made an election promise of giving all blacks and beaners a 10K cheque if he's elected. Then he's guaranteed their vote.


    And it's kind of the same with FIFA.

    There's 209 counties who each carry one equal vote with the large majority of them being small/poor countries. So he promises those peasants pots of gold which comes from the billions of dollars worth of sponsorship they rake in.

    That's why he's binked his 5th election.


    The only way he'll leave, is if the FBI charge him with a crime or the sponsors call for his head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    lol how do you re-elect Splatter with all the controversy going on?

    Shows how corrupt it truly is.
    It's one vote per nation. So a country like Montserrat (population 5,000) has the same voting power as Germany. That's a system that begs to be corrupted.

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    Sepp Blatter just announced he is stepping down




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    Surprised he didn't do that earlier. Why go through the election?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Sepp Blatter just announced he is stepping down

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Surprised he didn't do that earlier. Why go through the election?
    Ego.

    He obviously thinks he's bigger than the game.
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    https://twitter.com/DougMacESPN/status/605793682189484033
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    Source tells ABC News that Blatter was indeed subject of FBI investigation.
    https://twitter.com/JeffreyCarlisle/status/605780321519300608
    Jeff Carlisle @JeffreyCarlisle

    Scala: Term limits for president and ExCo will be proposed.
    https://twitter.com/Peston/status/605780099955187714
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    Scala says there will now be "integrity" checks on its top people - and it will at last publish how much its president is paid! #FIFA

    Apparently ESPN and Blatter have been aware of an FBI investigation into FIFA for some time. 3 weeks ago they aired an E:60 piece on him. Among other things, it said that Blatter was afraid to visit the US over it.

    http://screamer.deadspin.com/report-...the-1704086341

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    Hopefully Qatar loses it's World Cup since they got to move this shit to the end of the year since them fucks aren't going to have all air conditioned stadiums like they said in the first place and nobody wanting to go there anyways.

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    Or the fact that 1000's of workers have been killed building the stadium. I heard the workers are pretty much slaves.

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    Comedian showers Sepp Blatter with fake cash at a press conference today.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    Comedian showers Sepp Blatter with fake cash at a press conference today.

    I don't know shit about this guy but I can tell you he looks guilty as shit about something. He was way way flustered.

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    Lee Nelson (the prankster) is as funny as cancer but that stunt is great.

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