How come there are no women around here?

[vegas1369]

I'm pretty sure Jsearles has bigger tits than Beebs and Vwls if that counts for anything

Im starting to see why Jewdonk always went on monkey tilt. Does literally every single thread have to revolve back around to me? Do you guys literally have nothing else going on in your life that you have to come to a poker forum and find some unhumorous way to try and relate every thread to me? Its really very sad. Can you just discuss the topic at hand without conjuring up an image of me and immediately nutting in your pants? Seriously, someone start a jsearles22 thread so you guys can just relentlessly slobber over me some more, FFS.

[jsearles22]

Im starting to see why Jewdonk always went on monkey tilt. Does literally every single thread have to revolve back around to me? Do you guys literally have nothing else going on in your life that you have to come to a poker forum and find some unhumorous way to try and relate every thread to me? Its really very sad. Can you just discuss the topic at hand without conjuring up an image of me and immediately nutting in your pants? Seriously, someone start a jsearles22 thread so you guys can just relentlessly slobber over me some more, FFS.

Not really mad, I think its more a mixture of laughing and crying for you guys. You want to all act like you hate me, but yet you cant get my name out of your mouth. You want to act like you wish I would kill myself, but you dont know what you would do without me. How can you all claim to despise me so universally, but you just cant wait to talk about me some more. Tight life faggots

And Vegas, you are the only one who is really mad. You just wish I would come out there and bust off a load in your mouth, its all you wish for and dream about every night.

[vegas1369]

Not really mad, I think its more a mixture of laughing and crying for you guys. You want to all act like you hate me, but yet you cant get my name out of your mouth. You want to act like you wish I would kill myself, but you dont know what you would do without me. How can you all claim to despise me so universally, but you just cant wait to talk about me some more. Tight life faggots

And Vegas, you are the only one who is really mad. You just wish I would come out there and bust off a load in your mouth, its all you wish for and dream about every night.

LOL! I'm not the one here coming up with homo erotic thoughts about busting loads into other men's mouths now am I? You're sounding more and more like when Jewdonk goes on tilt, the big difference is Jewdonk is actually intelligent and funny when he tilts, you on the other hand are just awful all the way around. Even your tilt is the spewage of a closeted homophobic retard.

Oh, and...

[jsearles22]

Not really mad, I think its more a mixture of laughing and crying for you guys. You want to all act like you hate me, but yet you cant get my name out of your mouth. You want to act like you wish I would kill myself, but you dont know what you would do without me. How can you all claim to despise me so universally, but you just cant wait to talk about me some more. Tight life faggots

And Vegas, you are the only one who is really mad. You just wish I would come out there and bust off a load in your mouth, its all you wish for and dream about every night.

LOL! I'm not the one here coming up with homo erotic thoughts about busting loads into other men's mouths now am I? You're sounding more and more like when Jewdonk goes on tilt, the big difference is Jewdonk is actually intelligent and funny when he tilts, you on the other hand are just awful all the way around. Even your tilt is the spewage of a closeted homophobic retard.

Oh, and...

When all else fails, .gif it

When all of your arguments are shot to shit and you look like a complet asshole... Just post a gif.

Oh, you mean like this, or does this only apply to me too?

[LLL]

LOL! I'm not the one here coming up with homo erotic thoughts about busting loads into other men's mouths now am I? You're sounding more and more like when Jewdonk goes on tilt, the big difference is Jewdonk is actually intelligent and funny when he tilts, you on the other hand are just awful all the way around. Even your tilt is the spewage of a closeted homophobic retard.

Oh, and...

When all else fails, .gif it

When all of your arguments are shot to shit and you look like a complet asshole... Just post a gif.

Oh, you mean like this, or does this only apply to me too?

I was referencing your post that had no original text with it. It would have been much easier to ignore my post but you couldn't. You really are an attention-starved faggot.

[zealanddonk]

Looks like plenty of bitches in this thread.

[ErickAA]

I have been active on 2+2 off and on over the years. I have seen female contributions in a poker forum. Trust me, you guys are not missing a whole lot. Most females who participate in male dominated activities (and really in just about any situation) receive a huge amount of unearned attention. Because they get attention so easily they never cultivate the skills necessary to be an interesting human being.

Most females (especially attractive ones) are completely boring and uninteresting. Semi-interesting and articulate female posters like Vwls are super rare. On 2+2 there are a number of female posters in the no content forums, but really all they do is put up pictures of themselves and attention whore. Not really much there.

[rickastley]

jeannie should sign up and start up her own sex tips 101 forum

[vegas1369]

LOL! I'm not the one here coming up with homo erotic thoughts about busting loads into other men's mouths now am I? You're sounding more and more like when Jewdonk goes on tilt, the big difference is Jewdonk is actually intelligent and funny when he tilts, you on the other hand are just awful all the way around. Even your tilt is the spewage of a closeted homophobic retard.

Oh, and...

When all else fails, .gif it

When all of your arguments are shot to shit and you look like a complet asshole... Just post a gif.

Oh, you mean like this, or does this only apply to me too?

There you go again taking things out of context, an all too common move you have a habit of doing. Just like the douchebag that you have proven yourself to be. See, my gif was following a response, a good one too I might add. You on the other hand just post gifs when you can't come up with any sort of argument, mostly because you are a dipshit.

Keep up with the epic tilt on a forum where everyone hates you and wishes you would just go away though, it's incredibly funny to watch.

[Beebs9Dizzle]

Lol the last time I checked, I qualify as female. Then again, I'm rarely around anymore.

[herbertstemple]

Math is hard.

[jsearles22]

When all else fails, .gif it

When all of your arguments are shot to shit and you look like a complet asshole... Just post a gif.

Oh, you mean like this, or does this only apply to me too?

There you go again taking things out of context, an all too common move you have a habit of doing. Just like the douchebag that you have proven yourself to be. See, my gif was following a response, a good one too I might add. You on the other hand just post gifs when you can't come up with any sort of argument, mostly because you are a dipshit.

Keep up with the epic tilt on a forum where everyone hates you and wishes you would just go away though, it's incredibly funny to watch.