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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
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    lol at garrett overplaying bottom set for his tournament life, gtfo you herb.

    Middle set you forum donk, with a draw heavy board.
    How did you have middle set if I had middle set?

    And you're right, it was a draw heavy board. Problem was you didnt have any of those draws!

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    JSEARLES UH AKBAR
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Tomorrow is another day. Good game Searless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Tomorrow is another day.
    it doesn't have to be.



     
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    Garrett,

    Whats your plan now? Head over to 2+2?


    We are going to miss you. If you ever get a speeding ticket in IL, I'll do what I can.

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    Garrett, you just got beat by a guy that likes to go hunt mushrooms on the weekends. Jesus Christ man!

     
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    Just in case Garrett wants to try a reverse double angle shoot:

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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Oh, hes not used to that structure y'all.........

    Me: it will go way better for you on the forum if you admit you got destroyted
    garrett: lol bro were just getting started
    garrett: and we play escalating blind standard sit n go format next
    garrett: where i come from in jersey
    Me: Im never playing that dumb ass structure ever again, thats for sure
    garrett: when you lose you tap the table, say nice hand and you walk
    Me: but it wasnt even a nice hand
    Me: you got fucking destroyed dude
    Me: you were completely outclassed
    Me: just admit it and you will get infinitely less shit

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    sorry, but i fell asleep watching at about 7:15....


    Could you guys to do it all over again? i promise i will stay awake this time...
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Oh, hes not used to that structure y'all.........

    Me: it will go way better for you on the forum if you admit you got destroyted
    garrett: lol bro were just getting started
    garrett: and we play escalating blind standard sit n go format next
    garrett: where i come from in jersey
    Me: Im never playing that dumb ass structure ever again, thats for sure
    garrett: when you lose you tap the table, say nice hand and you walk
    Me: but it wasnt even a nice hand
    Me: you got fucking destroyed dude
    Me: you were completely outclassed
    Me: just admit it and you will get infinitely less shit


    fucking l to the o to the l at garrett begging for emotional mercy.


    what a shitty loser.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Oh, hes not used to that structure y'all.........

    Me: it will go way better for you on the forum if you admit you got destroyted
    garrett: lol bro were just getting started
    garrett: and we play escalating blind standard sit n go format next
    garrett: where i come from in jersey
    Me: Im never playing that dumb ass structure ever again, thats for sure
    garrett: when you lose you tap the table, say nice hand and you walk
    Me: but it wasnt even a nice hand
    Me: you got fucking destroyed dude
    Me: you were completely outclassed
    Me: just admit it and you will get infinitely less shit


    fucking l to the o to the l at garrett begging for emotional mercy.


    what a shitty loser.
    You have no clue what its like to lose a hand and be expected to tap the table, and say nice hand. All you are is some computer weirdo halfway between Sacramento (lol you didn't think I know) and Oregon.

    Get the fuck out of here.

    I will play you heads up right now, $100 NLHE hu sng's.

    So long as Druff can verify your IP and that you are playing from the IP you consistently log on from!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
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    fucking l to the o to the l at garrett begging for emotional mercy.


    what a shitty loser.
    You have no clue what its like to lose a hand and be expected to tap the table, and say nice hand. All you are is some computer weirdo halfway between Sacramento (lol you didn't think I know) and Oregon.


    Get the fuck out of here.

    I will play you heads up right now, $100. So long as Druff can verify your IP and that you are playing from the IP you consistently log on from!
    Motherfucker, I was just getting ready to go to sleep!

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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post

    You have no clue what its like to lose a hand and be expected to tap the table, and say nice hand. All you are is some computer weirdo halfway between Sacramento (lol you didn't think I know) and Oregon.


    Get the fuck out of here.

    I will play you heads up right now, $100. So long as Druff can verify your IP and that you are playing from the IP you consistently log on from!
    Motherfucker, I was just getting ready to go to sleep!

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    Dude sweet dreams. No way I'm playing with this bad sport.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Motherfucker, I was just getting ready to go to sleep!

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    Dude sweet dreams. No way I'm playing with this bad sport.
    Why wont you play me, its an easy $100.

    I mean you polarize this entire forum, like your the best. I will fucking run you over so bad and I am going to prove it. Except you know YOU AREN'T GOOD!

    So like a standard coward, 'Sonatine' is just going to fade the challenge.

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    I apologize if Im mistaken, but when you lost, were you supposed to not be able to post here anymore?


    I wasnt sure. If not, lo ciento.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    I apologize if Im mistaken, but when you lost, were you supposed to not be able to post here anymore?


    I wasnt sure. If not, lo ciento.
    Dude I am the reason this place got 10,000 clicks in the past 72 hours, wake the fuck up.

    Do you really think I am good to ban. What are you left with, the same boring people and 'Sonatine', who posts boring nonsensical threads, that get 100 hits.

    I am dead serious, and going to bring it. You would be a fool to ban me.

     
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      DRK Star: I dont think my fondness for you plays a role here....I was under the impression that it was agreed upon that you would have to leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    Dude sweet dreams. No way I'm playing with this bad sport.
    Why wont you play me, its an easy $100.

    I mean you polarize this entire forum, like your the best. I will fucking run you over so bad and I am going to prove it. Except you know YOU AREN'T GOOD!

    So like a standard coward, 'Sonatine' is just going to fade the challenge.

    Im sorry you feel that way, I just dont like to play with:

    - Bet welchers
    - Angle shooters
    - Bad losers
    - Father beaters
    - Siblings of rats

    And you are literally everything on that list.


    Seems to me maybe you should worry less about poker and worry more about Josh Schaller.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    Dude sweet dreams. No way I'm playing with this bad sport.
    Why wont you play me, its an easy $100.

    I mean you polarize this entire forum, like your the best. I will fucking run you over so bad and I am going to prove it. Except you know YOU AREN'T GOOD!

    So like a standard coward, 'Sonatine' is just going to fade the challenge.
    How long will you say that you will play anyone and you cant lose? You've played 2 matches. I didnt see the first but word is you sucked out, like a lot. Everyone watched our little match. You were completely outclassed. You even posted on the board later and you didnt even know the fucking hand. You suck at poker Garrett. You had to wait for a cashout from DFS to get $50, even though you claim to pwn one of the known highest winners on there. Your shit is so transparent, literally no one here believes it.

    People here are honestly actually starting to feel bad for you. Druff should probably ban you from betting. Not even because you are a scammer or welcher (more on that later), but because you are literally betting your food money. Your food money will go to good use though. I plan on taking my staff out tomorrow for lunch, on you. I might even explain to them that some mental midget decided to swing his slimy little dick around (confirmed), so I broke it off in his ass. They will be laughing while downing great Cajun food. Luckily there is a nice restaurant within walking distance of my office. Yeah, I have a job. Maybe try it some time?

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
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    I apologize if Im mistaken, but when you lost, were you supposed to not be able to post here anymore?


    I wasnt sure. If not, lo ciento.
    Dude I am the reason this place got 10,000 clicks in the past 72 hours, wake the fuck up.

    Do you really think I am good to ban. What are you left with, the same boring people and 'Sonatine', who posts boring nonsensical threads, that get 100 hits.

    I am dead serious, and going to bring it. You would be a fool to ban me.
    But you did agree to a lifetime ban in the chat though right? It wasnt escrowed though, so i guess we dont have to honor that........
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post

    Why wont you play me, its an easy $100.

    I mean you polarize this entire forum, like your the best. I will fucking run you over so bad and I am going to prove it. Except you know YOU AREN'T GOOD!

    So like a standard coward, 'Sonatine' is just going to fade the challenge.
    How long will you say that you will play anyone and you cant lose? You've played 2 matches. I didnt see the first but word is you sucked out, like a lot. Everyone watched our little match. You were completely outclassed. You even posted on the board later and you didnt even know the fucking hand. You suck at poker Garrett. You had to wait for a cashout from DFS to get $50, even though you claim to pwn one of the known highest winners on there. Your shit is so transparent, literally no one here believes it.

    People here are honestly actually starting to feel bad for you. Druff should probably ban you from betting. Not even because you are a scammer or welcher (more on that later), but because you are literally betting your food money. Your food money will go to good use though. I plan on taking my staff out tomorrow for lunch, on you. I might even explain to them that some mental midget decided to swing his slimy little dick around (confirmed), so I broke it off in his ass. They will be laughing while downing great Cajun food. Luckily there is a nice restaurant within walking distance of my office. Yeah, I have a job. Maybe try it some time?
    Send Druff $100 and we play NLHE now, best of 5 sitngo because the client has it.

    lets see what you have.

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