Hey dumbasses guess what, there will be a police report (with the pipe as evidence!) coming out and they won't be doing Jones any favors by lying about what type of pipe it was. Much to your disappointment it was clearly a BOWL. For WEED.
Hey dumbasses guess what, there will be a police report (with the pipe as evidence!) coming out and they won't be doing Jones any favors by lying about what type of pipe it was. Much to your disappointment it was clearly a BOWL. For WEED.
Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler
touched a nerve, did we?
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
He's matured a lot though since the Bentley.
http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/27/jon-jo...-before-crash/
If I were his representation, I'd literally would have taken away his keys the FIRST time he had a DWI and just hire a guy to drive him around.
I wouldn't care of what he thought and explain to him that if he fucked up one last time (esp knowing he's a coke/weed user), that it would literally cost him millions of fucking dollars and that the sacrifice of having to wait for transport is small compared to having the ability to stuff wads of cash in his pants after leaving the scene of a hit-n-run accident.
Ya cause he is just going to listen to his representation, he would have told them to fuck off and he probably did. You think he gives a shit about losing millions?
You would also cease to be his representative at that point. You take his keys, he laughs and takes your job.
At least bones doesn't drive around in massive vehicles with his own likeness on the side when he goes on a vehicular rampage, so to speak.
It would probably behoove us to remind ourselves at this juncture that Jon Jones is borderline retarded.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
This is going to cost me money or save me since I was going to fire on Rumble who has been a highlight reel the past few years.
Even though this case is developing LOL TMZ finds talking about Bruce Jenner shit way more important.
He was likely just going to the local 7/11 to grab a few beers.
Fucking cops just sit there waiting to pull people over.
His insurance with Progressive likely just expired and he didn't want Officer Ryan Fauver asking for his license and smelling some alcohol on his breath. The fucking payment wasn't even 24 hours overdue but Jones knew he was in deep shit.
He had a big fight coming up in less than a month. How the fuck could he just remain at the scene and get choked out by some macho clowns throwing him to the ground and choking him out.
At that point, Jon Jones decided he only had one option.
-240 he says he ran because Freddie Grey/I Cant Breath/so on.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
OMG!!!! YOU KNOW THIS STORY IS BLOWING UP SO HUGE WHEN SUCH A TOP NOTCH DUDE NAMED CHARLIE IS COVERING IT!
http://krqe.com/2015/04/26/police-lo...tar-jon-jones/
Felony charges if the pregnant lady has broken "bones".
Jon Jones just decided it was best to go on take the money and run obv.
Ya cause he is just going to listen to his representation, he would have told them to fuck off and he probably did. You think he gives a shit about losing millions?True, he's an idiot who has been hit in the head millions of times and is incapable of actual logic (Like I was before I made that post assuming Jon Jones actually has a brain).
The lawyers are gonna bleed him dry of every single dollar anyways now, to get out of this mess.
The police department is still waiting for Jones to turn himself into custody. Maybe he ran into Mexico?
Last edited by Shizzmoney; 04-27-2015 at 12:36 PM.
Victim has a broken arm so the arrest warrant is coming soon.
http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/27/jon-jo...as-broken-arm/
everyone wondering if the UFC will pull bones from the card should recognize that the NAC will do it for them if they don't do it themselves in a case like this. If Bones is pulled from the card, the gate from that show stays the same, because it'll be a 100% sell-out anyway, so they are in no danger of losing any money on this. When an athletic commission can grandstand and lose $0, they're probably gonna do it, esp when the fighter has a bunch of strikes against him previously.
In opposite world. Agents and PR people are insulators, not active inhibitors. Hired Hollywood help are enablers, they jump into action to put out fires after you inevitably act like when you have millions of dollars, everybody knows your name and everyone wants to wake up next to you.You would also cease to be his representative at that point. You take his keys, he laughs and takes your job.
Tough break Jonny "broke her bones" Jones.
Always fubu.
wonder how that new, sparkly UFC code of conduct everyone had to sign says to handle shit like this....
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