Getting Arrested for DUI and Resisting Arrest in Oregon (Official Trip Report)

[tyde]

.Last week a guy I know was killed in a drunk driving accident. He also hit a guy head on and murdered him.

later fags

[lol wow]

james before you leave me and jmm have been rewatching some of the goat liev schribers best work we want to leave you with this


possibly the best intro ever and possibly the goat announcer ever http://videos.mlive.com/grpress/2010...7_episode.html

[lol wow]

also not possibly the best 2 minute start ever

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get hyped for pacq mayweather son

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along the route to immortality james

[Krypt]

yo wow just rewatching the may-pac 24/7 nigga ; wish I still blazed the ganj for times like these

[lol wow]

you know u turn into an even bigger faggot when your high krypt

[Krypt]

nigga please

[lol wow]

you know

[tyde]

When Marty finally disappears from forums forever, it will be because he gets killed in a drunk driving accident or kills someone else and is sentenced to 30 years in a Mexican prison.

Also, antagonizing small town cops is one of the dumbest things you can do, but you can pretty much count on Pockles to always make the opposite of the right move when it comes to life decisions.

Imagine if you're a cop and you have to deal with pulling over a drunk Marty. Officer Fauver should be canonized a saint.

I like how you say this, while leaving up the cops personal info; which is supposedly against the rules here

huge shocker


Rainman is a massive hypocrite who only enforces the (ahem) 'rules' on this shithole when it concerns him personally


alert the media

[chinamaniac]

TYDE IS GOD

[splitthis]

was wondering if you are ever ill from alcohol, like any pain or if you try to quit withdrawal symptoms.

[chinamaniac]

if ANYONE starts a FIGHT with TYDE whether it is the POLICE or a troll HE WILL fight to the DEATH with honor/thread

[tyde]

was wondering if you are ever ill from alcohol, like any pain or if you try to quit withdrawal symptoms.

well Todd ?


answer her


oh wait that's right...


I forgot you are a good little Jew boy who doesn't drink, doesn't get high, and never does shit with his life other than hover over his keyboard


do me a huge favor, and kiss your Facebook concubine/surrogate mommy who you will NEVER marry a big sloppy wet kiss on her her fat ass for me

[big dick]

lol tyde you are one ruthless motherfucker




TYDE=GOD

[bukowski72]

do you understand how short marts legs are

[Sloppy Joe]

So you drove drunk (anything above .05 means ur legally impaired, atleast in NYS). THEN drove drunk again for your court date. Do you not see how the asshole cop actually is the one who looks good in this whole story and you come off as a douche?

Also, how's the lawsuit going?

you didn't pay attention dummy

it was not my court date

it was for my DMV hearing to contest my license suspension, not my court date

and yes I got toasted on purpose purely out of spite knowing I was going to be face to face with that prick

in fact I had to piss so bad when I got there, I pissed right in the parking lot and didn't give a fuck

Now this is some serious pocklin'.

[tony bagadonuts]

rofl you got tackled by OSAs prom date bro

Not as bad as when he got his bike stolen by the English Beat.

[TheXFactor]

I guess it's more fun to get drunk in Mexico.

[thesparten]

Tyde is a true rugged individualist. He is in the spirit of James Dean, Steve McQueen, Marlon Brando Robert Mitcham, Glenn Ford.

A true fuck you, gung ho, kick ass American