Getting Arrested for DUI and Resisting Arrest in Oregon (Official Trip Report)

[4Dragons]

youre drinking coors i had you pegged as a steel reserve man if you had to drink beer

All drunks drink Bitch Light or Miller Light or some kind of light beer if they r gonna b drinking beer. Drunks r gonna drink min 12 beers going into the day or party and sometimes they may drink 30-35!! So weaker light beers r not only the right choice but the only choice. This has nothing to do with being cheap or being a bitch it has everything to do with not puking or feeling like a bloated cunt like most r who drink these Dark fcking fag beers. U can only drink so many of those fag beers without wanting to shit yourself or puke.

These brewers know this, they cater to white trash drunks, brothers with no cars and greasy spics who play video games. Water is the only way when u r gonna be a drunk/ If I want to drink something that taste like Folgers or one of your Fag Star Bux drinks I'd make a cup myself or order one. I had Jewdy pegged for a Natural Light or Keystone guy since day 1.

I only drink high test. I don't like a lot of water.

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what do they not have camo black in ur detroit wasteland

[4Dragons]

what do they not have camo black in ur detroit wasteland

Yeah it's right next to the St. Ides and I don't fux with it either.

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idiot if ur drinking trash get the best trash

[4Dragons]

It helps balance out my Chimay budget.

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go need to budget bro

[Dan Druff]

When Marty finally disappears from forums forever, it will be because he gets killed in a drunk driving accident or kills someone else and is sentenced to 30 years in a Mexican prison.

Also, antagonizing small town cops is one of the dumbest things you can do, but you can pretty much count on Pockles to always make the opposite of the right move when it comes to life decisions.

Imagine if you're a cop and you have to deal with pulling over a drunk Marty. Officer Fauver should be canonized a saint.

[anonamoose]

When Marty finally disappears from forums forever, it will be because he gets killed in a drunk driving accident or kills someone else and is sentenced to 30 years in a Mexican prison.

Also, antagonizing small town cops is one of the dumbest things you can do, but you can pretty much count on Pockles to always make the opposite of the right move when it comes to life decisions.

Imagine if you're a cop and you have to deal with pulling over a drunk Marty. Officer Fauver should be canonized a saint.

Idk how I feel about Marty posting this dudes personal information all over this website like he was scammed or something.

[Tellafriend]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get that dvd footage

trust me Gare, I've been doing everything I can to get it


they aren't giving it up

All it takes is a simple open records request. They can't refuse to produce it to your attorney. Period.

[jsearles22]

When Marty finally disappears from forums forever, it will be because he gets killed in a drunk driving accident or kills someone else and is sentenced to 30 years in a Mexican prison.

Also, antagonizing small town cops is one of the dumbest things you can do, but you can pretty much count on Pockles to always make the opposite of the right move when it comes to life decisions.

Imagine if you're a cop and you have to deal with pulling over a drunk Marty. Officer Fauver should be canonized a saint.

I like how you say this, while leaving up the cops personal info; which is supposedly against the rules here

[tony bagadonuts]

Comments Belly Buster: You gotta fight for your right to Marty

Holy shit

[anonamoose]

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whoever dropped you call this a risotto james is the goat

[bukowski72]

Drunk driving is bullshit.

Last week a guy I know was killed in a drunk driving accident. He also hit a guy head on and murdered him. Party all you want but keep your troubles off the road.

Ask one of the bar owners you know or someone else if they would be willing to deliver to you after hours for $20 extra on top of the booze and cigs. This is a hell of a lot cheaper than the $600 you laid out to the cops. I bet you already know a person who would be willing to keep an extra case or bottle at their place for when you call with money in hand.

[phantom]

if youd been watching them do this for 3 weeks and it was only a mile or whatever why didnt you walk to get your beers

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do you understand how short marts legs are

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also this is america idiot walking is for morons

[Krypt]

the only thing I DRINK

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[tyde]

When Marty finally disappears from forums forever, it will be because he gets killed in a drunk driving accident or kills someone else and is sentenced to 30 years in a Mexican prison.

Also, antagonizing small town cops is one of the dumbest things you can do, but you can pretty much count on Pockles to always make the opposite of the right move when it comes to life decisions.

Imagine if you're a cop and you have to deal with pulling over a drunk Marty. Officer Fauver should be canonized a saint.

keep playing it safe Rainman


seems to be working out GREAT for you so far