my life is basically wake up....get stoned and pound a Red Bull......get my head together.....maybe jerk off....log on PokerStars....donk it up for a few hours
then start downing beers ...usually before 10 AM
by noon we are moving on to the good stuff....Absolut or tequila....depends on the mood
then roll down to eat a great meal
rocking out in the Jeep and also at home pretty much 24/7
yup
And you have no real human connections outside of family and contribute nothing to society. Your life is far from awesome.
And spare me the tired dickgirl jokes.
"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."