Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
Pooh = miserable fuck


me = not a miserable fuck


sorry to disappoint you...my life is awesome


my life is basically wake up....get stoned and pound a Red Bull......get my head together.....maybe jerk off....log on PokerStars....donk it up for a few hours


then start downing beers ...usually before 10 AM


by noon we are moving on to the good stuff....Absolut or tequila....depends on the mood


then roll down to eat a great meal


rocking out in the Jeep and also at home pretty much 24/7


yup
And you have no real human connections outside of family and contribute nothing to society. Your life is far from awesome.

And spare me the tired dickgirl jokes.