Just read Bukowski's repost of the Pac Man story. Funny story that was well told. Of course there's more ...

You worked a cruise ship? The US poker boom in Vegas years?

You need to pull some of that old stuff together and set pen to paper about the rest.

You certainly have a life story that doesn't include raking the leaves and commuting to work in rush hour 5 days a week.

Salud!