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    so apparently MI6 is pretty confident this is the guy on the videos

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    ISIS does seem to have quite a few ridiculous assclowns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I still think these beheadings are not actually being recorded live.

    That's why these guys are cooperating reading the messages. They were probably told to record this crap but that they wouldn't actually be beheaded if the US changed course. So they go through the motions, read the statement, and you see the knife being taken to their throats, but don't ever see anything really being cut.

    Then they probably behead the guy off-camera with a big axe or something, and then place the dead body on camera.


    There is no reason why these terrorists are cutting out the gore of these guys' throats being cut, as that would actually make the most impact (including their screams as it's starting to happen).

    It is even possible that these messages were all recorded in a short period of time before anyone had actually died.
    I'm guessing you didn't watch the video.

    That knife was easily an inch deep in his throat before they cut away. TBH, that was the part that bothered me the most. Looked extremely painful to the point where he started to stand up to try and ease it. Asshole did the sawing method with a small knife. Fucking brutal.

    Also, that video was recorded very recently according to everything I've seen and heard. They made references to recent events, and Sotloff's hair and facial hair was in line with the amount that would have grown in the time since the first video.

    The cut away scene now is definitely a tactic of sorts. Not sure what exactly... Maybe it's a way to look more professional for recruitment purposes, maybe it's a way to get more people to watch the video knowing they won't actually see someone get their head sawed off... Who the Hell knows... All I know is it's fucking awful no matter how you slice it.

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    I am puzzled by the cutaway and why it was done. They want to show everyone they are the baddest motherfuckers in the world and don't give a fuck, so why skip that part if you are such a badass who doesn't care?

    I mean the point is shock and awe right? Why censor it for the worst part? Doesn't seem to add up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    I am puzzled by the cutaway and why it was done. They want to show everyone they are the baddest motherfuckers in the world and don't give a fuck, so why skip that part if you are such a badass who doesn't care?

    I mean the point is shock and awe right? Why censor it for the worst part? Doesn't seem to add up.
    The head lopped off and lying on top of the dead body isn't shocking enough for you, eh?

    It achieves it's goal. You see him getting murdered, which most people will turn away from after a few seconds anyway, so this way they pretty much force you to see the end result, which is exactly what they want. With this method not only do you get the brutality of seeing him murdered, but the gruesome end result as well. This cut away shit is extremely thought out.

    On the flip side, obviously these guys realize this will achieve nothing as far as the US dropping bombs on their asses. They simply just want to murder people...


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    also this is what these fucking nutjobs are claiming their 5 year plan is for expansion...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    They simply just want to murder people...

    I agree as far as those guys on that video. I don't think that they are the hardcore ISIS or ISIL type fighters. They are a bunch of pussies that are taking advantage of the anarchy to go out and kill people. I wouldn't want to be the one to make the decision, but I wish the U.S, Israel, and Great Britain would just send in a 1,000 or so special forces and tell them to take no prisoners and exterminate everyone they come across.

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    Let's not lose our collective heads over my hilarious jokes in this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    All I know is it's fucking awful no matter how you slice it.
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    We might as well just be honest about ISIS/Iraq. ISIS could start to behead a US citizen every day of the week and we are not headed back into Iraq. Start with me today, Todd tomorrow, China on Friday by the end of the month ISIS could take everyone on this board out with a rusty ass Pocket knife. Mark my words... if ISIS goes anywhere near the oil fields and starts to majorly fuck with the oil exportation Obama (with the approval of the GOP, China, and every other country in the world) will hit the turn to glass button on anything ISIS is sitting on that isn't near an oil field and then send in the marines to secure the oil.

    If we even slightly gave a fuck about "people" we would have gone into Africa about a dozen times over the past decade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    We might as well just be honest about ISIS/Iraq. ISIS could start to behead a US citizen every day of the week and we are not headed back into Iraq. Start with me today, Todd tomorrow, China on Friday by the end of the month ISIS could take everyone on this board out with a rusty ass Pocket knife. Mark my words... if ISIS goes anywhere near the oil fields and starts to majorly fuck with the oil exportation Obama (with the approval of the GOP, China, and every other country in the world) will hit the turn to glass button on anything ISIS is sitting on that isn't near an oil field and then send in the marines to secure the oil.

    If we even slightly gave a fuck about "people" we would have gone into Africa about a dozen times over the past decade.
    CNN reports they are making 1.2 million a day from seized Iraq oil fields and 2 million a day from Syrian fields.

    3 million a day almost works out to 1 billion a year. They could probably play heads up for rollz with Al Queda right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    I am puzzled by the cutaway and why it was done. They want to show everyone they are the baddest motherfuckers in the world and don't give a fuck, so why skip that part if you are such a badass who doesn't care?

    I mean the point is shock and awe right? Why censor it for the worst part? Doesn't seem to add up.
    The head lopped off and lying on top of the dead body isn't shocking enough for you, eh?

    It achieves it's goal. You see him getting murdered, which most people will turn away from after a few seconds anyway, so this way they pretty much force you to see the end result, which is exactly what they want. With this method not only do you get the brutality of seeing him murdered, but the gruesome end result as well. This cut away shit is extremely thought out.

    On the flip side, obviously these guys realize this will achieve nothing as far as the US dropping bombs on their asses. They simply just want to murder people...

    Still less horrific than the M40 into London in rush hour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    also this is what these fucking nutjobs are claiming their 5 year plan is for expansion...

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    If they step one toe into Israel or Europe they are fucking crushed. Probably Saudi too as the US has been propping up their royal family for decades.

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    Not gonna lie fellas, this is certainly a dicey situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    also this is what these fucking nutjobs are claiming their 5 year plan is for expansion...

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    I Loled at Spain being on the map. It is fitting though, as they are probably the country with the most pussies in the EU.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    also this is what these fucking nutjobs are claiming their 5 year plan is for expansion...

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    If they step one toe into Israel or Europe they are fucking crushed. Probably Saudi too as the US has been propping up their royal family for decades.
    They are also fucked in that this is probably the only enemy that would unite the USA, China and Russia. Even the Chechen Muslim leader is calling for their destruction. ISIS is so moved by religious fanatics they would never deal with any country that doesnt share their ideology (even if it meant they would gain a strategic ally).

    The best strategy is probably to contain them as much as possible , let them build some kind of infrastructure , and then Russia, China and the US nuke all the countries they are in.

    I have so much disdain for religion. Even "good religion" is dangerous as it has the ability to morph and be3dome evil, as we have seen so many times throughout the centuries. It is going to end mankind if people dont stop with this bullshit.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post

    If they step one toe into Israel or Europe they are fucking crushed. Probably Saudi too as the US has been propping up their royal family for decades.
    They are also fucked in that this is probably the only enemy that would unite the USA, China and Russia. Even the Chechen Muslim leader is calling for their destruction. ISIS is so moved by religious fanatics they would never deal with any country that doesnt share their ideology (even if it meant they would gain a strategic ally).

    The best strategy is probably to contain them as much as possible , let them build some kind of infrastructure , and then Russia, China and the US nuke all the countries they are in.

    I have so much disdain for religion. Even "good religion" is dangerous as it has the ability to morph and be3dome evil, as we have seen so many times throughout the centuries. It is going to end mankind if people dont stop with this bullshit.
    That is what I am saying, somehow try to get them isolated and separate from the non savages and then just level the entire fucking area where they are at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post

    They are also fucked in that this is probably the only enemy that would unite the USA, China and Russia. Even the Chechen Muslim leader is calling for their destruction. ISIS is so moved by religious fanatics they would never deal with any country that doesnt share their ideology (even if it meant they would gain a strategic ally).

    The best strategy is probably to contain them as much as possible , let them build some kind of infrastructure , and then Russia, China and the US nuke all the countries they are in.

    I have so much disdain for religion. Even "good religion" is dangerous as it has the ability to morph and be3dome evil, as we have seen so many times throughout the centuries. It is going to end mankind if people dont stop with this bullshit.
    That is what I am saying, somehow try to get them isolated and separate from the non savages and then just level the entire fucking area where they are at.
    A lot of people throw out nuking a country or people as a sort of joke. I actually believe we may need to nuke the fuck out of them. If we do our standard solution of firing missiles over there from planes or drones it is simply going to piss them off and create more martyrs and more terror attacks. Millions may die, but this evil is so great, and has so much potential to threaten modern society, it may have to be done. If they had the technology they would do it to us in a heart beat.
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    I always suspected that Marty worked for the CIA...

    http://allenbwest.com/2014/09/isis-m...tack-imminent/

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I still think these beheadings are not actually being recorded live.

    That's why these guys are cooperating reading the messages. They were probably told to record this crap but that they wouldn't actually be beheaded if the US changed course. So they go through the motions, read the statement, and you see the knife being taken to their throats, but don't ever see anything really being cut.

    Then they probably behead the guy off-camera with a big axe or something, and then place the dead body on camera.


    There is no reason why these terrorists are cutting out the gore of these guys' throats being cut, as that would actually make the most impact (including their screams as it's starting to happen).

    It is even possible that these messages were all recorded in a short period of time before anyone had actually died.
    I'm guessing you didn't watch the video.

    That knife was easily an inch deep in his throat before they cut away. TBH, that was the part that bothered me the most. Looked extremely painful to the point where he started to stand up to try and ease it. Asshole did the sawing method with a small knife. Fucking brutal.

    Also, that video was recorded very recently according to everything I've seen and heard. They made references to recent events, and Sotloff's hair and facial hair was in line with the amount that would have grown in the time since the first video.

    The cut away scene now is definitely a tactic of sorts. Not sure what exactly... Maybe it's a way to look more professional for recruitment purposes, maybe it's a way to get more people to watch the video knowing they won't actually see someone get their head sawed off... Who the Hell knows... All I know is it's fucking awful no matter how you slice it.
    They already had an expert on tv say that the beheading was fake. The only used the guy in the video because he spoke english, but he wasnt the actual beheader.

    I know they're lying to these guys and telling them to read this bullshit and we wont kill you, but theres no way Id read that shit. No fucking way. If your man enough to go over there knowing the risks involved then be man enough to go out like a man.

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