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    Quote Originally Posted by mwh72 View Post

    Looks like Ensenada is 50 miles south of where he was. Not sure if he will need a passport there or not. Looks like he won't be crossing any state borders so he should be ok as far as that goes.

    Why did he move? Neighbors no longer sharing the lobster?
    Probably because it's fucking lame like every other place that he used to live.
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    he hasnt played the pokers on stars since the 23rd, fwiw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mwh72 View Post
    1) Unless he got a passport it would not be smart to go any deeper into Mexico then he already was (I talked with him about this). They give you a 30 mile grace period after the border without a passport, but then they have checkpoints at every state you go through. He wouldn't get far.
    sorry for what seems now like an obvious question, but marty doesn't have a passport? seems like it would be a good thing to have, you know, living and traveling outside the country and all.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mwh72 View Post
    1) Unless he got a passport it would not be smart to go any deeper into Mexico then he already was (I talked with him about this). They give you a 30 mile grace period after the border without a passport, but then they have checkpoints at every state you go through. He wouldn't get far.
    sorry for what seems now like an obvious question, but marty doesn't have a passport? seems like it would be a good thing to have, you know, living and traveling outside the country and all.

    For his new life style it would be the smartest $100 he could spend imo.
    Just because you can doesn't always mean you should.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mwh72 View Post
    1) Unless he got a passport it would not be smart to go any deeper into Mexico then he already was (I talked with him about this). They give you a 30 mile grace period after the border without a passport, but then they have checkpoints at every state you go through. He wouldn't get far.
    sorry for what seems now like an obvious question, but marty doesn't have a passport? seems like it would be a good thing to have, you know, living and traveling outside the country and all.
    Didn't he say he's been to 40+ countries and 5 continents?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Didn't he say he's been to 40+ countries and 5 continents?
    He said lots of things. Did you believe all of it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post

    sorry for what seems now like an obvious question, but marty doesn't have a passport? seems like it would be a good thing to have, you know, living and traveling outside the country and all.
    Didn't he say he's been to 40+ countries and 5 continents?
    That was back when he was banging beach bunnies not present day

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Didn't he say he's been to 40+ countries and 5 continents?
    He said lots of things. Did you believe all of it?

    Well that shit is true. Passports expire.

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    I hope he's not dead, but if he is, I want the first .......


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    DJ chaps checked the east, I checked mid and Hockey Guy checked the West.

    He is not in Canada.

     
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    maybe he's visiting his daughter

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    I briefly visited Ensenada in 2009 as part of a cruise.

    Wasn't impressed.

    Basically it's pretty trashy, and the only thing for a tourist to see is a blowhole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I briefly visited Ensenada in 2009 as part of a cruise.

    Wasn't impressed.

    Basically it's pretty trashy, and the only thing for a tourist to see is a blowhole.

    Do they even have internet in Ensenada?

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    Thank God i've got the Jennifer Lawrence nudes to keep me busy till the next Jewdonk update.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I briefly visited Ensenada

    Basically it's pretty trashy
    first place to look obviously
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Tyde did you really die before seeing the celeb nude leaks from yesterday?

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    How long before we see Jewdonk's face on a milk carton?

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    I'm not surprised.....

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    How long before we see Jewdonk's face on a milk carton?
    They don't put 50 year old hobos on milk cartons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    How long before we see Jewdonk's face on a milk carton?

     
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