If you like some good degenerate stories -- gambling, drugs, women, jail -- you should check out this thread (NSFW):
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...ively-1447213/
The main difference between this and other tall tale threads is he provides proof -- pictures, video, and in some case news reports and /or police actions. I would read it before the picture links and video get nuked or are censored by 2+2.
If you read through to the Strip Poker Steve story I think you will be hooked.
Last edited by bukowski72; 06-26-2014 at 07:01 PM.
I've been reading it the past couple of days and was going to post about it. No hyperbole: it is the greatest thread in poker forum history.
Bukowski observation about the credibility of stories is a good one. Obviously, the pics & vids with other posters recognizing girls from nearby high schools is gold. The level of detail about Foxwoods, it's policies, reward card, and local geography are solid.
I have met a few of these guys in my time. The unfettered "live for today" approach to life I always found fascinating and appealing. It is the polar opposite of my risk averse approach which makes Johnny a dull boy sometimes. Consequences for actions, long term planning or any simple goals are completely foriegn to them. They are often pretty damn charming - big charisma.
Shrink, you failed to call out the most important aspect of this epic thread. This high school drop out can actually write. Even if it were fiction, it's still a fun read. If you were his editor or worked up a treatment for him I'd pay money just to watch the pitch meeting with HBO television.
This guy has great recollection. I can't remember my 20's.
I am still working on reading this thread. This Cheating story was crazy. Like a bad Three's Company episode with the sex included. Guy has balls of steel in degen way. He scores an new room by complaining the one he has is dirty. Then he knows he has to run back upstairs to his original room in under 15 Mins before keys on that one stop working so he can keep both rooms open and working.
Cheating:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=332
A list of the 1st set of stories that skips all the dumb comments:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=335
Somebody comments they need to male a movie of his life and he responds with this (he hasn't even touched on one of these stories yet):
"Lol my life isn't movie worthy, I don't think. I have so many girl and gambling stories that are amusing. My interesting ones are mostly the shady/crime ones. Like 3 DUI's and hitting a cop car in 2 of them. Being shot at multiple times. House getting raided. Being investigated by the secret service. 2 home invasions within a month of each other. Just overall pure degeneracy."
For DrkStr - just copy the 1st link into the second website and enjoy:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...ively-1447213/
http://vectroproxy.com/
link has been posted in warmdecks thread to this thread. hopefully he shows up here
If I was a moderator on 2+2 I'd ban you too.Originally Posted by big dick
That sort of unsolicited nonsense gives this site a bad name.
May I suggest that it is the second best thread?
For your consideration...
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...hooker-480308/
Edit: actually nevermind looks like all of the photoshops deleted...
Hey guys, I got a link to this thread from my original thread and decided to register here. I actually just recently became aware of this site from a link to the radio show here about a couple months ago. I do know who Druff is from following poker over the years. Much less traffic here compared to 2+2, but definitely seems like a cool site. Well anyways, glad you guys are enjoying my original thread. Any questions, concerns, or comments, I'm here now.
Just wana say youre a boss, dude.
First Q is about that cheating story. One thing I dont get is how you just leave the gf in the room for hours & she just sits there waiting for you. I know you said she was pissed but why did she just sit there like a puppy dog waiting for you to come back. Not saying I dont believe the story but wondering if you can give more detail on it.
Well by the time I left her in the room it was already getting late. She was going to be getting to sleep soon. Also with my long history of gambling, she knows I could be playing for hours. So she was angry about me taking so long because she wanted me to go to bed with her. She didn't really have any option to go anywhere either. The casino is an hour away from home and she doesn't like wandering the gaming floor herself. So she just had to lay in bed watching TV, hoping I would be done gambling soon. When I first returned to the room, she gave me shit because I guess it was suppose to be a special night for us. A little get away at the casino you know. So leaving her in the room to fall asleep by herself, she didn't like. I was shocked she fell for the whole sleeping in the lobby story when I didn't return the 2nd time until the morning. To me, the craziest part was the whole elevator maneuver and her just missing eye contact with the girls by a second.Just wana say youre a boss, dude.
First Q is about that cheating story. One thing I dont get is how you just leave the gf in the room for hours & she just sits there waiting for you. I know you said she was pissed but why did she just sit there like a puppy dog waiting for you to come back. Not saying I dont believe the story but wondering if you can give more detail on it.
Bro, i think there's a movie in your life. U ever played in the wsop?
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Book possibly, but couldn't imagine a movie. I've actually never been to Vegas which is odd considering how much I love poker/gambling. So no WSOP for me yet. My original thread I got into alot of talk about going to Vegas and have my mind made up to make my first trip in 2 months. Can't wait, really excited to visit. Just hope I survive a week out there.Bro, i think there's a movie in your life. U ever played in the wsop?
+1 on the movie thing. I would totally watch this & enjoy it immensely especially if it was made by someone who knows how to translate this shit well to the big screen. I picture it as one of those gritty indy films without much of a plot, just one hilarious degen situation after another.
the gf and the girl you nailed missing each other by a second is amazing. +1 to the movie
this site is great you can say what you want, I can tell homos like jimmyg and richardbrodiesconbover to go suck a huge hairy black dick and I HAVE NO WORRIES OF A BAN! im old coot on 2p2 btw( once pro poker homo reads his im sure old coot will be banned from 2p2
glad to see you on here I look forward to more stories cus they are a+ amazing
LOL, Thats only if you make dumbass racist, homophobic posts over there, but thanks for the heads up.im sure old coot will be banned from 2p2
If Druff wants to allow bigoted idiots to diminish his forum, thats his call and that reflects on his judgement. I won't ban you for what you post here. Only what you post there.
You should probably beat it and go back to the sklansky/malmuth child sex experience.
What a gigantic faggot you must be to post something like this
I was gonna respond but spookygook said it for me. Have fun working for free loser... lol holy shit I just noticed his ban avitar.... yep a true loser
Who the fuck is this propoker mong?
A moderator at 2p2 who works for pedophiles for free.
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