APB -Please help if you can: Need any advice/suggestions (if there is any) - Planes got all fucked up out of O'Hare and my wife is fucked atm

[Gordman]

My wife posted this message on her facebook with the pictures i posted in the last one. She is such a great person and I love her so much.

"Dear Lord,
Please let this be the closest I or anyone I love ever get to spending the night in a shelter. As my friend and I pondered how to doze off and keep our stuff safe, it occurred to me that some people have to worry about such things every night. I think I can handle one inconvenient night. Amen."

[lewfather]

Not trying to troll but I just couldn't stop thinking about this bit

 

[Gordman]

Not trying to troll but I just couldn't stop thinking about this bit

 

You're certainly not trolling and I haven't heard this bit yet, but I will listen to it in a little while in it's entirety.

[rum dick]

I live in Schaumburg, and there are tons of hotels out here. Some have shuttles. Hyatt has one.

Man up and let her crash on your futon

[rum dick]

She just texted me these of inside O'Hare

Fucking Garrett being useless as always (mid to top right of pic).

[limitles]

[shortbuspoker]

That sucks man. I hope everything works out. If I had seen this earlier I would have pointed out that Pikachar and PLOL both live in Chicago now(I think) and might be able to help.

Not to cast light on the matter but how is it that nobody has made a joke about this yet? There is some serious double entendre humor there.

[Hockey Guy]

That sucks man. I hope everything works out. If I had seen this earlier I would have pointed out that Pikachar and PLOL both live in Chicago now(I think) and might be able to help.

Not to cast light on the matter but how is it that nobody has made a joke about this yet? There is some serious double entendre humor there.

Seriously?????

Is this a level???????

Limitles made a joke about that exact fucking thing & Gordman went off the fuckin' deep end.

[limitles]

That sucks man. I hope everything works out. If I had seen this earlier I would have pointed out that Pikachar and PLOL both live in Chicago now(I think) and might be able to help.

Not to cast light on the matter but how is it that nobody has made a joke about this yet? There is some serious double entendre humor there.

That's where it started. If you read my reply it was because of the title of the thread and I did point out the comedy in it or at least I tried to.

Had nothing to do with her flight plight.

[DJ_Chaps]

Dear Lord?

[shortbuspoker]

That's where it started. If you read my reply it was because of the title of the thread and I did point out the comedy in it or at least I tried to.

Had nothing to do with her flight plight.

You went with ATM machine(which on a side note pisses me off because you are literally saying "automatic teller machine machine" but I digress) fucking. I was referring to this atm.

[Lord of the Fraud]

Slight overreaction to limitles' attempt at humour. Though understand OP not in mood for any of that.



Also sounds like Mrs Gordman was slightly more relaxed about the situation than Mr Gordman. But as her husband and protector, this is again understandable.


And as chaos at airports go - it looked that they done a decent job at making people comfortable at least.


Way back when, I remember getting stuck at Heathrow for 16 hours. Place resembled a battlefield for as far as the eye could see.


Something much like this

[simpdog]

firstworldproblems

Gordman, no problem with posting a thread asking for suggestions. Would likely do the same myself....but....you're coming off as a real puss in this thread.

Your wife isn't in Afghanistan or stranded in the hood of Chicago. This is not the end of the world.

[Hockey Guy]

[gut]

firstworldproblems

Gordman, no problem with posting a thread asking for suggestions. Would likely do the same myself....but....you're coming off as a real puss in this thread.

Your wife isn't in Afghanistan or stranded in the hood of Chicago. This is not the end of the world.

I was thinking the same, but I am a" hey I'll just crash on your couch" type person. I'm assuming Gordmans wife is not, and thus is thrown out of her element. Best of luck to you guys.


Nice to see limitless back making unfunny jokes btw.

[PLOL]

My futon is always open for somebody who needs it. Though getting from O'Hare to Lincoln Park can be a pain since I don't have a car and the trains are all Loop-centric.

But less risky staying at my place than DRK's, for obvious reasons.

[lewfather]

My futon is always open for somebody who needs it. Though getting from O'Hare to Lincoln Park can be a pain since I don't have a car and the trains are all Loop-centric.

But less risky staying at my place than DRK's, for obvious reasons.

We will let you know when someone needs a tour of boystown

[nunbeater]

I wish I had a picture of your wife so I could black cock it. I would make her hair out of black cocks with black cock eyelashes and a black cock nose. She would be sitting with her black cock luggage in an airport made of various black cocks with black cock planes flying in the background. What an abortion of a thread.

I don't mind if people want to shit on Les either but let's try waiting until he actually does something really terrible before we shit on him. Jesus, I thought this was some of the old nwp crowd and you're getting that buttsore over an admittedly lame joke. Son I'm disappoint

[4Dragons]

ATM, I am at an ATM getting ready to pay for some hekka sloppy ATM.