Dan Druff: I'm sure your ads on the net to suck off Asian boys make your family really proud

family member: ''hey saul, how have you been,'

druffs dad: (trying to pretend he didnt see and hear him, just keeps on walking)

family member:''hey''

dad: ''sorry didnt see you (not looking forward to the upcoming interogation)

family member: '' how are the kids...what are they are doing, ones a doctor, you must be proud?''

dad: ''yeh, he is a very successful surgoen'' (panic attacks are starting)

family member: ''and the other 2"

dad: ''yeh Elsie is * insert successful profession*'' *literally cant breathe*

family member: what about todd?

dad: '' i cant breathe...CALL 911!!!!''

family member: ''stop joking, saul''

dad: (Struggling to talk) ''do i look like i am giggling"