Four years later, it's finally time to explain my situation with "toots"

[fluffer]

The rumors were circulating that there was a great deal of secrecy to the Toots "affair," which perhaps later led in part to the falling out between you. It was only natural to gather that if the whole thing was under a veil of mandatory secrecy, perhaps it was Miri the secret was being kept from. At any rate, I commend you for not cheating. Cheating is one of those ugly things that so many people do, but that marks the new relationship with a badge of dysfunction before it ever gets off the ground.

This is hogwash. You a therapist or something, scammer?

of course druff cheated/intended to cheat...its so fuckin obvious

remember druff, as one great philosper once said

''its not a lie if you believe in it''