Dear free speech warrior Benny, dear Kate:
A few notes for your consideration.
— I know more about defamation than any lawyer you will hire. Benny is a public figure. Malice is a nonstarter. I have receipts, and the truth is a total defense against any claim of defamation or libel. Do you want to lose a defamation case to MILO YIANNOPOULOS OF ALL PEOPLE about whether or not you are gay? Do you want to even fight one? The people who have poured money into making you a big deal are about to lose their entire investment.
— I know more about your marriage than you think I do, and I have evidence, and I have witnesses. I know who to subpoena. I know what questions to ask. About nocturnal liaisons dangereuses with chaps in assless chaps and about being caught in flagrante delicto at conferences attended by students, some of whom may have been under 18. (I guess we’ll find out!)
— Nobody cares about you, Kate. I’ll say this. It was shitty of me to say you look old. I am a shitty person. I’ll delete that if you want, and apologize. It doesn’t make me feel awesome to look back at those tweets. But… you do look old. You look hideous. You look twice your age. Apparently you agree, because you just took the video down that I took a screenshot from today. It makes me a cunt to call you old-looking. But it’s not something you can sue over in America.
If you’re raw about people saying you’re a swinger, maybe don’t be a swinger girl. Strange how rumors just take on a life of their own, especially given how notoriously prudish nurses are.
— Discovery will destroy your career beyond any possibility of redemption, Benny, which was never my intention and never in my heart because I believe that family is making you a better man, as I think it did Charlie Kirk, but this will be the inevitable result of your actions. I just want you to be honest because I believe that’s important and I believe that it is in the public interest to report on people who present one way and act another.
— There’s an easy way out of this. Honesty. Just tell your viewers who you are and what you’ve done and how you got better. If you have. You could be an inspiration to millions. Tell you what. I’ll pledge to you right now I’ll cover the first $10,000 of your therapy with Dr. Nicolosi. Kate’s ravenous mossy bank will have to take care of itself.
Or…we can both spend millions and I’ll win. Is that really what you want? Yours in Christ—or kisses, kunty ✨ (I guess that depends what day of the week it is) 🤤
Your friend,
Milo