Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

Krissy Cakes has lost $5 million in 7 yrs.... just don't give up and Mitchellgale that shit when you lose... and give him $999.99 every month...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1466768697739356

[zealanddonk]

Krissy Cakes has lost $5 million in 7 yrs.... just don't give up and Mitchellgale that shit when you lose... and give him $999.99 every month...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1466768697739356

He also lost at least 999 chums along the way.

"21 friends" jeebus that is sad for ol Chrissy.

Also, I tend to leave Stace out of this, unless its the Stace in the shitter origin story, esp since it cant be easy for her trying to raise two deficient childern [and I dont mean the unloved daughter who might be making the annual xmas happy families appearance soon].

Ol Stace is trying her best in Chrissy's new profile picture with the denim top, but her right arm does not look good.
She might be able to build some muscle with it if she jerked Chrissy off although he probably prefers rough manly hands.

Anyways enough of that nonsense, onto Chrissy's new clip

1 minute of "I absolutely refused to quit"

In good news, Chrissy found his old big black dildo that he pretends is a microphone, and is wearing an ugly top.
His unshaven "butch" look just looks unshaven and his eyes look sunken and tired.
Remember all the times Chrissy used to claim gambling was stress-free easy money.

"I'm never ever ever going to quit on sports" -- except New Year's eve a coupla years ago when the team won but Chrissy still cried it was rigggggggggggggggggggggged and had a good cry about it.

20 seconds in: Chrissy claims hes almost been doing for this for 7 years and lost $5m.
I'm sure he'll remind us he ended up winning more than that....wont he?

the bags under Chrissy's eyes are heavily pronounced in this nonsense, like the lil guy hasnt been sleeping in days

Hey yo, 40 seconds in "Do whatever it takes" and more rambling about never ever quit.

Other than the new sportsbetspays or whatever it is, not much new in this minute of nonsense.
Speaking of, whats up the new url?

[BedWetterBettor]

Sorry to post block ZD's post above, but in honor of his Ali-like return, I'll take a break from my Vegas Vacation Paycation on Playstation and sit wit ya'll!

Chrissy hasn't posted a new podcast in like 2 weeks, it would seem he's Quitting that already. I sure HOPE it isn't cuz of all those 1 Star Reviews he's been getting??? I mean, you would think the NUMBER ONE SPORTS BETTOR IN THE WORLD would have more than 1 good 5 star review to boost the numbers? Unless of course,he's a complete FRAUD and Masturbator who only knows how to LIE and CHEAT his way through life?? Huh huh huh huh!?!?



I guess that promise of winning $100,000+ on the World Series is a LIE as well! Not surprising, since Masturbator Mitchell couldn't even pay out the $100,000 he bet that the Dodgers WOULDN'T WIN THE WORLD SERIES for 2 years now!

Maybe he can sell the Cadillac SUV and get bought out of the current LOAN like he had to for the Lexus, the Chevy Tahoe and the LoLex... HAHAHAHA!

You'd think a Millionaire could afford at least TWO of those 4 Things without having to Pawn them or sell them at a depreciated value???

Then again, given he's done MORE Depraved things for money, it's not surprising how LOW Chrissy can go!!





# SHRIMP DICK LIFE BABY!

[zealanddonk]

Sorry to post block ZD's post above, but in honor of his Ali-like return, I'll take a break from my Vegas Vacation Paycation on Playstation and sit wit ya'll!

Chrissy hasn't posted a new podcast in like 2 weeks, it would seem he's Quitting that already. I sure HOPE it isn't cuz of all those 1 Star Reviews he's been getting??? I mean, you would think the NUMBER ONE SPORTS BETTOR IN THE WORLD would have more than 1 good 5 star review to boost the numbers? Unless of course,he's a complete FRAUD and Masturbator who only knows how to LIE and CHEAT his way through life?? Huh huh huh huh!?!?







# SHRIMP DICK LIFE BABY!

Is it a proper podcast or just some nonsense he posts on FB?

If its proper, whats the link?

Let me guess, he quit wiithin 30 days much like every other challenge he does.

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

Hahahah his latest facebook vid, you can tell he just lost. Face looks shiny from sweat, does a speech about how you should never quit no matter how much you lose, does not mention 1 single winning bet, and isn't even able to muster a smile at the end of the vid like he always does. I reckon he just lost every bet he placed last night.

[1dollarboxcar]

@ZD or anyone else, this is like his homepage for spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/4L2VBY1MWGlGqAbLxh2DHS and you don't need an account to view it or the episodes.... HOWEVER with spotify you can make as many burner accounts as you wish and no need for verification for them... no need for telephone number or a burner email account cause they send no verification codes... so feel free to make a BS spotify burner account and leave Krissy Cakes a 1 star review for each episode... can't leave 1 star from his homepage... need to do it from an episode(s).... via the 3 little dots upper right hand corner (on phone anyways...)

[zealanddonk]

@ZD or anyone else, this is like his homepage for spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/4L2VBY1MWGlGqAbLxh2DHS and you don't need an account to view it or the episodes.... HOWEVER with spotify you can make as many burner accounts as you wish and no need for verification for them... no need for telephone number or a burner email account cause they send no verification codes... so feel free to make a BS spotify burner account and leave Krissy Cakes a 1 star review for each episode... can't leave 1 star from his homepage... need to do it from an episode(s).... via the 3 little dots upper right hand corner (on phone anyways...)

I can hear audio, but not see any video [if is playing] using the web browser, not signed in.
Also, l.o.l 61 ratings, total score 1.1 he must hate that.

No the literal surprise of no one, its been almost 30 days since his first "episode" and it hasnt posted in 2 weeks as others have stated.
I guess the money and chums werent rolling in as easily as he expectd.

Also, l.o.l at his last episode being called "I made 35% in one day" -- I thought the rule was dont get greedy.



Related: I havent checked Drew's nonsense book on Amazon for awhile, did anyone leave reviews he kept?

[zealanddonk]

To borrow a line from Jim Cornette an Dutch Mantell, I went away to learn a new hold.

Hopefully Druff wont delete this post and it'll be worth staying around for awhile.

I saw a Chrissy account that seemed to be Cheetos videos and other nonsense, then copying Chrissy's videos with over a 1000 "friends".
I saw a Chrissy account with like 27 "friends" is that the official CM?

I don't think I've ever deleted any of your posts. Why would I start now?

By all means, post one of your classic recaps of Chrissy's retarded videos.

Well I'me very sure I posted something in a different thread, and it was gone.
I did find it strange you would delete it as well.

I did a quick review of ol minute man's most recent FB post where he looks worn out and depleted as the haters' club saying goes.

[1dollarboxcar]

Well I'me very sure I posted, and it was gone.
I did find it strange you would delete it as well.

i think i know what you all are talking about, there was a thread, some what good and wasn't really made for shit posting.... somehow shit posting was made by EVERYONE, including myself and many others... i think Druff just cleaned it up (though i don't want to speak for him).. and deleted posts that weren't relevant to that thread, including one of mine and many many others... we were all bad boys while Vampire Druff was sleeping all day... and i think he just cleaned it up with no explanation (again) to anyone.... i don't blame him and sometimes wonder myself, how he puts up with all us idiots... at a slight loss out of the Jew pocket...

[zealanddonk]

Well I'me very sure I posted, and it was gone.
I did find it strange you would delete it as well.

i think i know what you all are talking about, there was a thread, some what good and wasn't really made for shit posting.... somehow shit posting was made by EVERYONE, including myself and many others... i think Druff just cleaned it up (though i don't want to speak for him).. and deleted posts that weren't relevant to that thread, including one of mine and many many others... we were all bad boys while Vampire Druff was sleeping all day... and i think he just cleaned it up with no explanation (again) to anyone.... i don't blame him and sometimes wonder myself, how he puts up with all us idiots... at a slight loss out of the Jew pocket...

The thread didnt have many posts but that may well have been the case.

[BedWetterBettor]

zealanddonk: Chrissy: "getting the LOLex was one of the greatest days of my life " also Chrissy "Dont be showy with your wealth, or you'll get haters"

Squirtstopher has gone from showing Steak Dinners, a LoLex, High Roller Suites, $1000 chips and posing in front of a Rented Lambo while having a Suspended License due to Unpaid Parking Tickets to nowwwwwww

Being Reduced to Showing Greasy Mozzarella Sticks, Stale Nachos, No CHIPS, No Sports Betting Slips and hiding his Leased White Caddy SUV because he doesn't want debt collectors and angry scam victims tracking him down!

What a LIFE Folks! If you have PATIENCE and LOSE all your money following the Bloat, you too can live a Life like that!

Annnnnd I’ve got more documentation to beat Chrissy’s conversation!

Here are the Bloat’s results from tonight, I will make a White board later to verify this irrefutable documentation folks!



The Curse of the Billy Goat lives on! Maple Leafs, Rangers, Predators annnnd Kings all lose their last game because Chrissy rooted for and possibly Bet $10 on them!



#ShitForBrainsMasturbatorMitchell

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy makes a video on some rented furniture about how “Scared Money don’t make money Hurr hurr!!”

Member when Chrissy said “ He was Scared to make an investment” back in 2022??? Then we found out it was for the Fake news articles to give him fake credibility and he FAILED at that too?

Or when he was Scared to pay Papa Keith Craft another $1600 a month to stay in the Masturrr Mind group for Elevate Life Church?? So he ran like a Bitch to Chicago!

Or when he was too scared to stay in the One Chicago rented condo and pay the monthly dues for parking and association fees, so he ran like a Bitch again!



And Chrissy is looking Worse and Worse every video!

Here his neck looks like wrinkly Nut Sack and his fat head is the shaved Penis on top!

[1dollarboxcar]

here's today's video that BWB is talking about just above, both embedded and external link
https://www.facebook.com/reel/678488871728463

[1dollarboxcar]

come on Krissy Cakes all the early NFL games are over, put on a cheap jersey and tell us how you won $10k on that game in a video...then do the same for the late afternoon NFL games... and then do the same for the late evening game... and tell us that you scored a hat trick today... making over $30k today... make sure to show us the bet slips too, cause you know... documentation beats the conversation everyday of the week...

[zealanddonk]

here's today's video that BWB is talking about just above, both embedded and external link
https://www.facebook.com/reel/678488871728463

Minute man mitchell is back with another one of his nonsense videos, so I'll give it a quick ZD review.


Chrissy still looks like a tired motherfucker, with greying facial stubble, dressing up as a homeless person for Halloween and forgetting that was almost 2 weeks ago.

"Scared money dont make money"

Chrissy reminds us he has lost $5m and hasnt quit.

Chrissy claims people who have lost $2k or less usually quit because they are scared: No because they have realised that table games other than poker and Blaaaaaaacky under certain conditions that Chrissy cant master, are -ev.
Likewise, as much as Chrissy wanks off about "valuable opportunities" yesterday he mentioned he just looks for the 90% or 95% favs and hopes.

He then chumps in about whatever you focus on is what you attract in life, your thoughts are real:
Was he watching Dr Phil's bumfights episode before filming this?

LOL Chrisys now claims to be a successful sports bettor you need paitence and discipline and manage your emotions [cue the new year's cry-rant].
You'd think intelligence, knowledge of the sport, the team and the conditions would all be relevant, but no, just paitence and discipline.
Seems those skills [paitence and discipline] are things his father learnt in the military, which is probably where Chrissy was headed until "Dont ask, dont tell and dont suck cocks" came in under Clinton.

Anyways, with paitence you wait for the "right opportinity" [no longer a valuable opportunity] and "pounce" on it with an extra big, big boy bet to win big.
[Chrissy forgets his other mantra "dont be greedy"]

I'm surprised Chrissy didnt claim he came up with the phrase Scared money dont make money like other phrases he claimed.

[BedWetterBettor]

Apparently, Sugar Daddy Schulkins is in Chicago taking his Grandma to Rivers Casino to donk off her Social Security check on Slots!

Wonder Why Chrissy wasn't invited?? ANNNNND did he allow Schulkins a free stay in his High Rise Condo that he abandoned two years ago cuz he couldn't afford the Rent on it???



Also, the Bird Brains are apparently living the Bird Life and making Money at their local Casino...

By WORKING THERE and each making a whopping $5 an hour as Boomtown Employees...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!



I Wonder how our Current President would feel about an Illegal Immigrant coming to the country on a Tourist Visa and working not ONE but TWO jobs without a Work Visa?

Ya see Bird Box's Mail Order Bride is not only working at Boomtown Casino in Biloxi, but she drives Door dash as well!

Shouldn't old Bird Shit for Brains be making Bloat Life Cash with his Winning Mindset? Doesn't he know how to beat the Casino's's's and live the Bird Life with all the winnings?

Why does both he and his "wife" need to work multiple jobs to support their gambling addiction?





Old Bird Boy better hope his current employer Boomtown Biloxi doesn't get reported to ICE for these activities!!!

[zealanddonk]

"So yeah, Mike, his grandmother and me went to the casino so I could lose money in the sportsbook and she could play slots, despite knowing nobody wins at slots.

Anyways, grandmother has to go to the shitter so I cash out the $2 from her machine, stuck it into another machine, and hollar at ya boi, thats how I became a real millionaire.

Also, Mike let some dude stick two fingers up his arse and called it energy field healing or some shit.

I remember the good old days when Zachy and I used to heal each other's energy fields after a hard day mitchellgaling"


Yeah I think we know why Mike wasnt going to let Chrissy anywhere near his grandmother.

[BedWetterBettor]

Why isn't Squirtstopher hyping up the upcoming Masturrr Mind for Stacy's 50th Birthday??? Surely he could scrape up 3 or 4 chums like Nam Douche, Busto Branko or Fatalie Not so Young to come to Vegas and celebrate the Big Milestone with the Mitchell's's's's's???




Or are they afraid the Millionaire Mitchell's's's will pull the old "Hurr hurr We Left Our Bankrolls at Home, Can U Plz Gib us Moneys to Gamble with... we'll Pay Yous Guys Bak... Just Ask Dave Pruett... God's Honest Truth!?!?"



Shoutout to Elmo!

Annnnnd speaking of Pruett, I'm afraid old Dave is going to be attending a Different Kind of Masturr Mind...



Now we know what Diddler Dave REALLY paid Chrissy $5000 for!!!

#PEDO LIFE BABY!

[The Boz]

Can’t leave reps but this is the Post of the Year BWB!

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

Hahaha holy shit, check out his new video. I knew it was something like this after the last 2 videos. I think we're genuinely witnessing his downfall.



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