come on Krissy cakes, profess what team you and the dumb dumbs are betting on the WS game tonight... my boy is coming over and we are gonna order pizza and drink beer.... it sure would be nice to have it paid for by fading the Billy Bloat...
come on Krissy cakes, profess what team you and the dumb dumbs are betting on the WS game tonight... my boy is coming over and we are gonna order pizza and drink beer.... it sure would be nice to have it paid for by fading the Billy Bloat...
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
come on Krissy cakes, profess what team you and the dumb dumbs are betting on the WS game tonight... my boy is coming over and we are gonna order pizza and drink beer.... it sure would be nice to have it paid for by fading the Billy Bloat...
HAVE PATIENCE HURR HURR!!! Like when Chrissy proclaimed in JUNE that the Dodgers Absolutely suck, only for them to go on to win the World Series. Or when the Panthers were "DONE" and Chrissy bet a Big Load on the Oilers, for them lost to BACK TO BACK Cup Series against those very same Panthers.
And even most recently, when Chrissy had PATIENCE and switched gears to the Mariners after CURSING the Blue Jays by showing his Fat, Ugly Face in Toronto!
Wait until AFTER the game and put on your cheapest, shittiest looking hoodie of whatever team Won and make a Fake claim of betting $111,111.11 on that team and run around like an idiot begging people to pay you for sports picks that lose!
Then when they lose, you Blame that person and claim they got Greedy and didn't have Patience! But when YOU bet Big and LOSE, Blame the Refs, the League or make wild allegations that the players were played to take a dive, despite both Ohio State and Georgia WON the games respectively.
But ya know, why let Facts and Common sense get in the way of a Good Scam!
#BLOAT LIFE BABY!
Squirty posts some nonsense on his cheap hoodie and some old 50’s jacket that a dead broke lounge singer would wear looking like he’s clinging a Shit in his shorts.
Why isn’t he on the Vegas strip singing badly about being the King of Wishful thinking???
Where is the 100k he said he was gonna win on the World Series and why is there is still a Loan on the Rented Fraud’s leased Caddy???
#Bloat Life Baby!
Sports betting made him rich? Wait a minute…didn’t Baccarat and Roulette previously make him rich? Or how about that lead generation program thing? He was making 1K per day on that thing. Wasn’t he?
As Rivers pointed out, Chrissy now making Conversation about how “Sports Betting” made him “rich”…
But his Instagram says the following things made him rich???
1) Here it implies slots made Chrissy rich in 2024
2) Baccy made Chrissy rich in 2022
My best guess to why the Bloat is now disavowing any involvement with table games and slots is because he is Banned from high limit action and is a Dead Broke Douche Bag who can’t even play $25 a hand or spin!
He hasn’t been seen in a hotel suite , high limit room or showing chips in 3 years!
Let that sink in!
Wonder what Zach thinks about his Hero and “Ride or Die” Mancrush now?
#TrustTheProcessHurrHurr
CM says he's given up on his 99% winning baccarat and roulette strategies so he can focus exclusively on his 50/50 sports betting strategy.
So I guess that means no more photos or videos of comped suites, fancy meals, $400 glasses of wine or limo rides.
yes, and all you have to do is follow simple instructions....
CM says he's given up on his 99% winning baccarat and roulette strategies so he can focus exclusively on his 50/50 sports betting strategy.
So I guess that means no more photos or videos of comped suites, fancy meals, $400 glasses of wine or limo rides.
He's a degen. The only reason he'd quit playing spinny and baccy is because he's out of money.
Gotta love the Irony of Little Squirtstopher saying "DON'T FREAKING QUIT"
Like the time he Quit in 2020 and claimed he was "Done Selling Baccarat Winning Stragedies"?
Or on New Year's Eve 2022 when he LOST 21K on Georgia vs Ohio State and ran Crying Like a Bitch about how "Sports Betting is No More in His Useless Life and He is DONE Betting on Sports!"
Or in 2023 when he lied from his Hotel Suite about how he was No Longer playing Baccy and Spinny for Money and would just play "for fun"... Which lasted all of 2 days!
And in 2023 when he LOST on the Dodgers and said he was "Stressed out" from betting on Sports and Cried about the league cheating, so he QUIT sports from the stress?
But yea, listen to this idiot about Never Quitting... he's only done it like 7000 times this decade!
Where’s the $100,000 he was supposed to make on the World Series? Did he already Quit on that Lie??? Is that why he used an OLD photo when he looked like a crack head sucking dick for meth? Guess things never really change right Kyle???
#FRAUD LIFE BABY!
Chrissy knows that he got fat and aged horribly, so he's now resorting to old photos.
Did you guys notice the double chins in the recent pics?
He quit baccy and spinny because he lost his ass so many times that he finally got the hint he can't win. He'll never admit it, but even he has quietly admitted defeat to himself.
But FOLKS, that is no big deal, because he is THE GREATEST SPORTSBETTOR EVER, even though he just started betting sports a few years ago, and even though his entire strategy is "BET THE BETTER TEAM GUYZZZZ AND MARTINGALE IF YOU LOSE!!!!111"
You don't see the suites or the nice meals anymore because he's not getting comps. Even big sportsbetting fish like him don't get much in comps from the casino's's's's's.
I assume he's still getting the Betonline affiliate payments, plus using emotional blackmail against Mr. Foster (or at least utilizing Stacy to do so) in order to keep getting funded for his "business".
Why didn't we hear about the big 50th birthday celebration for Stacy? Surely this millionaire must have taken her on a lavish vacation, or at least a very nice dinner, right?
https://app.smartsheet.com/b/form/5d...b21a5d9e38d73a
Feel free to report his expired tag for driving erratically around town. Or sucking someone off parked.
Thanks to Druff for bringing this up.
By the way I can’t leave positive feedback anymore since Druff got pissed I called one of his “friends” out and he banned me from leaving feedback and starting new threads.
Because, you know, he has his Jew hating guys that are “made” men around here that may or may not have something on him.
Sorry to bring this here because this thread is incredible and drama free but felt I had to explain myself on why I’m not leaving feedback anymore.
Yipeee, the White Board has made its triumphant return folks!!!
And my God is Chrissy looking FAT as FUCK here! So much for the 30 day running challenge! Maybe Squirty should do a 30 day No Botox challenge instead! Yeeeeesh!
I thought it was a filter at first but it’s just the fat in his head and cheeks forming a marshmallow that sounds like a cocksucking midget!
ZD, wherever you are, this can only be ripped apart by your no nonsense writeup! I will patiently wait like Chrissy waits for the next check from Welfare aka Bob Foster’s bank account!
Edit sorry, this is too good with Lies and Contradictions to leave it be!
NOWWWW, the story is he got Rich starting December 2019???
But the Stacy In the shitter story would tell us that he made 50k just before NVB was born in OCTOBER of 2019??? So was that story just another Complete LIE?
Hold tight folks, it gets better!
Nowwwwww Squirtstopher claims he got rich 6 months AFTER creating the white board in 2019…
Yep, old from his dentures being put, which was 2022 as I recall, Rivers could be right on 2021 though!
TheRivers: Ha ha. He’s too lazy to write a new fake money progression. That actual sheet is something he wrote in 2021 I believe.
However that very White Board with those fake December numbers is the same one he used after he got his cheap dentures put in and that $0 made on Dec 20th is from 2022 when he said he was at the dentist!
Annnnnnnnd last item, Chrissy claims he has his first 100k in December 2020. Member when he was “ about to cry “ when he has his “first 100k month” in November 2022? Yea neither does Chrissy!
Indicating he would surely have that money just nine days later on Jan 9 2021… right folks?
But as we All fondly remember, Jan 9 2021 was the infamous Birthday Booty Bash where Chrissy “left his bankroll at home” and tried to extort Brandon, Pene, Tommy and the other 6 idiots for $1000 each!!!
So how could he have made 100k in Dec 2020 when he was broke 10 days later… let that sink in!
So according to Chrissy’s short video today he visualized 100K in a month in December, 2019 and it took him 8 months before he made 10K in a month (August, 2020). Hmmm…remember him walking down the abandoned Vegas strip during the COVID shutdown claiming he made 74K in February? And then remember a recap video at the end of the year where he said he lost 75K in February? I believe there is also a clip in Spencer Cornelia’s video where he is claiming to be approaching 100K for the first time…and that was at the end of 2021.
This guy can’t keep his stories straight.
wouldn't you know CM won $10k last night on the Washington Capitals cause he said so and stuff + like wearing their jersey the next day to make a video and Ovechkin scored his 900th goal... so it has to be true, if only he could show a bet slip or something like that folks....
Has anyone else noticed that Chrissy is not blocking anyone from leaving a comment on his FB page?
No doubt he will block you after you leave a derogatory comment.
He is so desperate for more Likes, that he was forced to open up the comments.
Squirty trying to Chrissysplain why he no longer plays table games.
"Hurr hurr the Odds are Better Folks!??!"
Member when he said Sports Are Rigged? How can have you better odds on something that is rigged to make you Lose 100% of the time?
Didn't Masturbator Mitchell tell us, "Derrrp you can't count on athletes as much as you can count on yourself, so I'm betting on myself"???
But NOWWWWWWWWWWWw Squirty tells us that you have a 90-95% chance winning on sports teams who are favorites!
How'd that go when he bet the Ravens vs Raiders at -500??? OH Yea, HE LOST!
How about the Bruins vs the Panthers 2 years ago at -220??? Yup, another LOSS by the Bloat!
He conveniently forgets to mention that those 90-95% & favorites also have TERRIBLE betting odds attached to them so that only ONE LOSS will cripple you and you will NEVER get even. Just like Chrissy found out when he bet on the Georgia Bulldogs, Ravens, Raiders and other favorites he lost his fat ass on and STILL hasn't WON IT BACK! Let that sink in!
And let's not forget the most recent debacle in the World Series where The Midget Moron proclaimed the Blue Jays would win it all and The Dodgers Absolutely Suck from last year! Where's the 100K he was supposed to make on the World series?
Heck, where's $1000 he doesn't need for his Rent payment this month???
Caption This Folks:
I'll start...
"Stacy, Tell Your Father to Have PATIENCE! I Know I'm 3 months behind on my payment plan with him, I'll give him a Rim Job for Thanksgiving and he better not be Greedy and want to fuck me in the Ass again hurr hurr!"
#BROKE JOKE LIFE BABY!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 11-07-2025 at 06:33 PM.
Yipeee, the White Board has made its triumphant return folks!!!
And my God is Chrissy looking FAT as FUCK here! So much for the 30 day running challenge! Maybe Squirty should do a 30 day No Botox challenge instead! Yeeeeesh!
I thought it was a filter at first but it’s just the fat in his head and cheeks forming a marshmallow that sounds like a cocksucking midget!
ZD, wherever you are, this can only be ripped apart by your no nonsense writeup! I will patiently wait like Chrissy waits for the next check from Welfare aka Bob Foster’s bank account!
To borrow a line from Jim Cornette an Dutch Mantell, I went away to learn a new hold.
Hopefully Druff wont delete this post and it'll be worth staying around for awhile.
I saw a Chrissy account that seemed to be Cheetos videos and other nonsense, then copying Chrissy's videos with over a 1000 "friends".
I saw a Chrissy account with like 27 "friends" is that the official CM?
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
I've restored your ability just now to post reputation, as that restriction wasn't intentional.
You know why the other restriction happened, and it wasn't because of any "made men".
To borrow a line from Jim Cornette an Dutch Mantell, I went away to learn a new hold.
Hopefully Druff wont delete this post and it'll be worth staying around for awhile.
I saw a Chrissy account that seemed to be Cheetos videos and other nonsense, then copying Chrissy's videos with over a 1000 "friends".
I saw a Chrissy account with like 27 "friends" is that the official CM?
I don't think I've ever deleted any of your posts. Why would I start now?
By all means, post one of your classic recaps of Chrissy's retarded videos.
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