Originally Posted by TheRivers
Yea, these seats look horrible and the players look tinier than Chrissy’s micro penis!
Chrissy stuffing his fat face with Weiners and gross looking toppings, yuck!
Wasn’t he supposed to be going on a Diet since he admitted weeks ago, “he’s the Fattest he’s ever been”??? What happens to his Jogging every day challenge?
Not sure greasy hog anus dogs are the way to accomplish that? But ya know he’s rich and him holding up a Weiner proves that!
#Bloat Life Baby!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 10-12-2025 at 06:22 PM.
Hahahahahaha, Curse of the Billy Goat Day 5!!!
Chrissy Loses and Officially Jinxes the Blue Jays!
Hurr hurr Documentation beats Masturbation!
Another Loss for the Bloat!
Thanks Squirtstapher, since I already knew that whichever team you publically gave out as your sure thing was going lose, I faded your pick and bet on the Mariners Moneyline and Run Line. Do you know the best part of my evening Squirtstapher? It wasn't just cashing both tickets. It was knowing that I saved $999.00 by not signing up for your Masterbating Mindless Inner Circle Jerk Off Club.Hahahahahaha, Curse of the Billy Goat Day 5!!!
Chrissy Loses and Officially Jinxes the Blue Jays!
Hurr hurr Documentation beats Masturbation!
Another Loss for the Bloat!
We can always count on you to destroy another teams best season in years. All you have to do is mention the team's name and poof! They will sink like the Titanic.
Oh Squirtstapher, save some of your money (what's left of it) so you can buy yourself a little breakfast in the morning. Maybe another heart healthy tonic Monster drink? While you are at it Chrissy, make sure you buy a little birthday gift for your baby boy's 6th birthday. I cannot believe you missed your son's birthday by flying to Toronto by yourself and leaving Stacy to deal with Bubs and his hockey lessons. By the way, don't forget to buy a little birthday gift for your Baby Boy at the airport. Nothing says love like a last minute thoughtless airport gift. Everything else in your life is more important than actually going out of your way to shop for a real birthday gift for your son. Hopefully you gave Stacy a couple of hundred dollar bills and let her organize a birthday party with a nice cake and invited some of Bub's friends from school to celebrate with him at your rental apartment?
Oh wait, Bubs doesn't attend school and has no friends. Shucks! Too bad for Baby Boy! On to the next game, right Chrissy?
#Bloat Life Baby
New potential chum Scott Mehlman lives in Vegas, owns a label company and has been commenting on Chrissy’s nonsense lately. Might be a neighbor or just another sucker that doesn’t know who he is dealing with. Time to educate him folks on Chrissy’s “history”.😀
https://www.labeldaddy.com/pages/contact-us
So where are all the winnings paid on last night's games from Squirty and his Big Load Bunch???
I have documentation of what Chrissy did last night after he LOST and CURSED The Blue Jays!
See folks, I documented it on Index Cards and Chrissy can't refute this Documentation!
Just like it's Documented he jinxes every team he bandwagons for like the Yankees last year!
Never Forget!
Curse of the Billy Goat!!
Imagine missing your six year olds’ birthday party to attend a baseball game. Hopefully he at least bought Bubs a new plastic bag to play with.
To be fair to Chrissy he bought Bubs an authentic Canadian Hockey Stick for his birthday. Unfortunately after losing again he smashed it in his cheap hotel room.
But of course Bubs is still getting it, nothing a little tape won’t fix when you can’t afford a new one.
Boz said:great point, i haven't checked his Fakebook today, but shouldn't the multi-millionaire from the past 5 years be showing off the villa or suit that he paid big money for on a video and brag about it..?? i wonder if they have Motel 6's in Toronto...??Unfortunately after losing again he smashed it in his cheap hotel room.
Said he also went to the Leafs game today. No photos or video from that game. Only outside video of him supposedly walking over there. Says he’s in the front row by the left field foul pole for the ALCS game two…again where all the guys making six figures per month sit.
I heard there was a huge crowd in the cheap seats watching Chrissy try to down this in one bite. They were shocked when he easily did it, little did they know he did it on film before and had plenty of practice at Truck Stops.
A real millionaire would have taken his wife and son for his birthday and rented one of those hotel rooms with a view of the game. If I ever get to Toronto, I'm going to do that myself.
Are you going to invite Stacy to join you for the game?A real millionaire would have taken his wife and son for his birthday and rented one of those hotel rooms with a view of the game. If I ever get to Toronto, I'm going to do that myself.
He was Definitely There cuz...
https://www.espn.com/nhl/boxscore/_/gameId/401802394
THEY LOST!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Curse of the BIlly Goat Day 6!
Chrissy Fucks Up Everything and Takes it Up the Ass!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!Pickleball: Just wait until the end of Game 2 with the Blue Jays and Mariners. If Chrissy has any members for real, they won't be around for long! Bahahahahaha
Curse of the Billy Goat 2 for 1 Special Folks!!!
Bet on the Leafs LOSE and Bet on the Blue Jays get Blown Out by the Mariners, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 10-13-2025 at 05:14 PM.
yep, good 'ole Krissy Cakes must of been playing that "bounce" stragedy... started off at the Maple Leafs stadium, couldn't win there so bounced to the Blue Jays Stadium, lost his ass Mitchellgaling that shit... and he won't go to bed a fuckin loser so probably bounced to some Toronto casino to try and win it all back.... Mitchellll-gale that shit....
1.1 stars with 58 votes for the Fraudcasts... credit (BWB)....
Folks, Chrissy was caught leaving the Blue Jays game early...
He hopped on a Bandwagon out West!
He's rooting for Team Asses of Fire!!!
#CURSED LIFE BABY!
yep, good 'ole Krissy Cakes must of been playing that "bounce" stragedy... started off at the Maple Leafs stadium, couldn't win there so bounced to the Blue Jays Stadium, lost his ass Mitchellgaling that shit... and he won't go to bed a fuckin loser so probably bounced to some Toronto casino to try and win it all back.... Mitchellll-gale that shit....
1.1 stars with 58 votes for the Fraudcasts... credit (BWB)....
Thanks Chrissy for the Game 2 Mariners Winning Bet. You are the best pal! Bahahahahaha
Plus a small wager on the Mariners to win the ALSC before Game 1 started. Thanks again Chrissy. Maybe you Masterbating Mind Group would like to pay me instead and get some real winning bets without excuses? What do say to that Mr. Handicapper?
Can I join your Chum Club for free now?
If Lil’ Squirty shows up at Dodger Stadium for game 3 in his no name jersey, we’re in trouble!yep, good 'ole Krissy Cakes must of been playing that "bounce" stragedy... started off at the Maple Leafs stadium, couldn't win there so bounced to the Blue Jays Stadium, lost his ass Mitchellgaling that shit... and he won't go to bed a fuckin loser so probably bounced to some Toronto casino to try and win it all back.... Mitchellll-gale that shit....
1.1 stars with 58 votes for the Fraudcasts... credit (BWB)....
Saw this posted on a social media site and immediately thought of our buddy:
Smart men don't tell you how smart they are.
Honorable men don't tell you how honorable they are.
Rich men don't tell you how rich they are.
Tough men don't tell you how tough they are.
Honest men don't tell you how honest they are.
Con men do.
Folks, not to worry Chrissy likely played 50 cent roulette bets all night to get the money back.
And if that don't work, this new Movie Starring the Mitchell's's's will SURELY be a Box Office Draw!
Other Proposed Titles include
1) Brainless in Seattle
2) Hopeless in Seattle
3) Dickless in Seattle
#FRAUD LIFE BABY!
As Bill Burr once said "A Mouth's a MOUTH!"The Boz: I wonder if Jayski would still fuck that version of Stacy?
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 10-14-2025 at 07:53 AM.
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