Who knew one book could be gayer than 20 of Chrissy's movies.
I can only imagine this nonsense will spur Chrissy into writing his own book [given that doco seems to have magically disappeared]
Who knew one book could be gayer than 20 of Chrissy's movies.
I can only imagine this nonsense will spur Chrissy into writing his own book [given that doco seems to have magically disappeared]
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
Chapter 1: Drop your shiny speedos and insert needle into Ass! (Don't worry if other things were already up there, this is just a little prick!)Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Chapter 2: Enter the apartment of Sean "Puffy" Combs and proceed to apply Baby Oil on every orifice of your body!
Chapter 3: Pull Your Pud until you're Ready to Squirt and say thanks to Mr. Ockert with a Blowjob and he'll give you a Reach around for an extra Hundy!!!
Speaking of our boy Bryan……
Poor Chrissy would do ANYTHING to get an IMDb listing.
Recent IG post from Chrissy in 2025 “Waaaaah my Mommy died, My Daddy Beat Me for being a little shit and I was dead broke driving for Uber right before my Sperm Autism Seed was hatched! Look at me folks, I'm at the St. Louis Arch! I can't actually afford to go inside and the only Arches I can afford are the Golden Ones at McDonalds derrrrp!"
Chrissy in 2019 “Folks I’m living the Lavish life and am a Millionaire! Everything is great cuz I’m Rich Hurr hurr! Pay me money to pull my Pud for guys named Bob and Bryan!?!?”
Notice the cheap Black shirt and Chia Hair plugs are the same.
Here’s Squirtstopher in the same clown suit and cheap Kangol ripoff hat at a ball game!
And no I didn't AGE the photo of Stacy or edit it. That's how she Looked 6 Years ago and Pregnant... GROSS!! Stacy ain't lookin good for 50!
Look how Sad and Depressed they Are! Stacy is about to Leave him ANY SECOND FOLKS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
It’s so easy to expose his Lies and he couldn’t be bothered to delete the original IG posts which show what a masturbating moron he is!
#Colt Life Baby!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 08-15-2025 at 11:17 AM.
Folks, I have been proven wrong Folks! Apparently Chrissy is a winer!
Here he is proving that he Wines after he claims he bet “Pretty BIG” on the Dodgers!
He even further proved this ‘Pretty Big Win’ by having a celebratory Chocolate Cock…. Errrr Cigar in his mouth with NVB!!!
And we All KNOW the Bloat would NEVER LIE about any Big Bets on the Dodgers???
“Hurr hurr Dodgers Absolutely Suck… 100k says they won’t Win the World Series!”
“Never did Gay Porn or ANY Kind of Porn?!??!”
#PANTHERS ARE DONE, DERRRRP
#COLT LIFE BABY
She ain't trying to get a new hubby, she'll be 50 in 3 months and nobody gon' want that flat pancake butt and saggy fruit roll up tits!Pickleball: Check out the pair of horn rimmed glasses on Stacy. She married a loser. No sense in trying to look sexy for her gay husband.
The glasses are to hide her wrinkles and bags under her eyes! You'd think having a Millionaire Lifestyle would allow Stace to get some electrolysis or even a cheap facelift?
Oh wait...
Folks, it appears I have been PROVEN wrong yet again!
Ya see, showing a deed to a house or title to a car that has your name on it does NOT prove you’re rich folks!
Simply wear a cheap baseball shirt in matching colors of your skinny legged son and that Proves you won, God’s honest truth!
And if that ain’t enough Proof for you jealous dead broke haterzzzz, then look at this picture of a rented TV screen likely taken at Walmart!
It undeniably proves that the Bloat won $15,000 on the Brewers, it’s Documented on the Stupid Box inside a rented Bunker!
FRAUD LIFE BABY!!
Another Chrissy channel popped up, possibly an old post someone else found. Recently put one short video of an old reel of the Masturbating Midget...
If someone here is running, please don't hesitate to use the pics and info on this almost 1000 page thread to expose the Lying Loser for the FRAUD he is!!!
#FRAUD LIFE BABY!
Not sure how long this video has been visible on FB…but here’s our hero a week ago claiming that he had placed a $175K bet on the Mets after losing $50K on them earlier. But that’s not the main thing he talks about here. It seems our boy Chrissy is starting a new running and fitness challenge because he is in the worst shape of his life. Seems like we’ve heard this one before. As I recall it didn’t go so well for him and the challenge ended as quickly as it began.
https://www.facebook.com/christopher...3334192739106/
Spoiler: Chrissy is back in what is assumed to be a new video, which takes a number of his old favourites and retreads into the nonsense we all know.
Chrissy claims he is 215 pounds. Chrissy also claims he bet $175k on the Mets to win but looks like that missed
A rare watch only if you missed "The blueberry buggering bastard" or "Sweaty Fester, Self Molester"
Only 8 reacts says a lot.
Hollar at ya boy, ZD in the house with another 2x speed review of Chrissy's nonsense so you dont need to watch it.
7m 51 second:
Chrissy opens with it being 110 degrees in Vegas but hes wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and is sweaty.
Rambles about eating at 5 star resturants multiple times a week, and claims he stuffs himself with pudding and cocktails.
claims hes been doing this for 5-6 years and his body is in terrible shape what about all those times he went to the gym, claimed he was on a diet, claimed he was vegan except for dicks, claimed he was doing a 30 day running challenge, and and and
1m01s claims he gets out of breath walking. Maybe dont wear a hoodie in hideous heat you silly smurf looking mofo.
1m20 claims he was a professional nutrionist and bodybuiler for 15 years as well as being a wrestler in hgihschool. [these things are at least 10 years ago now]
1m54 Chrissy tells us betting on sports for a living is stressful
1m56 chrissy claims betting on sports causes him to eat out all the time. I"m sure Stace would love to hear more about that.
2m10 Chrissy tells he bet on the mets last game when they had a 6 game losing streak, and lol, now they are on a 7 game losing streak.
Chrissy rambles math and Mets are a favourite, but it boils down to [175k he doesnt have will make him $125k profit he also wont get if mets win[/b]
spoiler alert: if I am reading the results correctly, Mets got raped on the 13th and also on the 14th for a 9 game losing streak. Looks like Crissy's diet will be more based on being broke than anything
3m30 Chrissy claims most people lose at sports betting because they get the math wrong.
3m48 take a drink if you had Chrissy saying "Bet on valuable opportunities on your card
3m49 Chrissy starts to ramble about recouping losses, which means win percent does matter...or does it?
4m05 Chrissy now clarifies 99% of people betting on sports are losers, because they are greedy, lack discipline says the dude who is hella out of shape and cant do the math
5m45 LOLOLOLOLOLOL tubby claims he is 215 pounds, seems he cant math the scales too good either after assumedly rinsing $225k back to back on the Mets
6m07 Chrissy "estimates" his bodyfat is 15%. If only there were scientific and mathematical ways of checking this for sure.
6m08 Chrissy claims he is "ashamed" of how far he is. Pretty sure he claimed he never had shame before, and we know his good friend Kyle Prescott didnt.
6m45 Chrissy claims hes going to do low carb high protein for 2 days and then high carb low fat for the next 2 days "but it'll be good carbs and it'll jumpstart his metabolism"
He better hope Stace has the paddles to jumpstart him with his wonder diet.
Oddly, he forgot how good fasting was.
Uncle Fester the self molester now tells us he is going to run around the park doing high impact and blah blah blah, camera off, whatever.
LOL Chrissy claims hes going to do this for 30-60 minutes, despite having problems breathing when walking
I assume this is a newer clip based on the constant "5-6 years ago" mentions.
Funnily enough, a week later, no mention of the Mets, or his weight/diet.
Verdict: Get his FB shitcanned before his heart or his arse blow out with this nonsense.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
update on his instagram too, admits Bubs doesn't go to school and instead he gets hockey lessons while the other kids learn to do 2nd grade math, maybe some reading and vocabulary skills and so on... this is a regular reels video and won't expire unless he deletes the post...
https://www.save-free.com/cdn/https:...Kw&oe=68AB0EF7
$175k lol on the mets. sure, sure. he keeps getting more and more outrageous, which means he is more and more desperate.
we should really get him and fam together. what a duo.
so it looks like he is letting some of his posts on FB https://www.facebook.com/christophermitchelltherealgoat be open to general public... thanks to TheRivers posting that link, although i don't see a a friend request or a follow button and you have to be logged in to see his page... also if you click his goatlifecash dot com link it still takes you to his thrivecart page where he has updated it a little giving out his FB page (pic below) other wise nothing else has changed on the thrivecart page that i can see... still charging $999 .... been waiting to see if he lowers the price... but i guess he has nailed down his price point to keep the riff raff away....
Yup, Squirty made his purple shirt account public like I predicted he would back in April!
This means he’s desperate for money and the last two chums quit on him!
LOOOOOOOOOOOL at Chrissy stating he bet 175K on the Mets... yea yea, funny that we heard NOTHING about this imaginary bet or supposed win in a week now???
And Double LOL at the newest fitness challenge from the Tub of Lard Shit Chrissy. "Hurr hurr I'm the fattest I've ever been folks!" - Well, Chrissy finally told the TRUTH!
Here's the only challenge Chrissy committed to and completed!
I wonder what Facebook would think of a guy who got banned in January and is trying to restart his gambling scam on the platform in August.
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