When I was younger, I used to like some of the cruise onboard activities. One time at 23 they approached me to be in one of their shows where I briefly played John Travolta. I’m not kidding. It was a gag where a cruise passenger (me) appears as Travolta, smoke comes on the stage, I exit, and a professional dancer who looks like me takes over. Then I come back after more smoke, and they express surprise at my skill.

I happened to look like the dancer (though I was too tall), so that’s why they approached me. Was fun.

Anyway I don’t go to any shows or onboard activities anymore, save for something gambling or sports related. Or karaoke sometimes.

I always eat in the pay dining area, and I do my own excursions at port.

Seems like tgull has it down now.