Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: HAPPY FISCAL NEW YEAR, DEGENERATES!!!

  1. #1
    Owner Dan Druff's Avatar
    Reputation
    10996
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    58,435
    Blog Entries
    2
    Load Metric
    105575610

    HAPPY FISCAL NEW YEAR, DEGENERATES!!!

    Another fiscal new year is in the books here at PFA.

    I just got finished popping and guzzling the champagne, and I rolled a ball off my balcony at midnight and watched it drop.

    With the festivities now in the rear view mirror, let's take a look at how PFA performed financially during FY 2025:


    Wins:

    - Near the end of Q3 FY 2025, we successfully negotiated a lower rate for our leased server. The company we used has long held the position of, "If you want to stay on your old equipment, you have to pay the ever-escalating prices we charge to maintain it." Contrary to popular belief, PFA runs on a "bare metal" type of leased server, meaning we aren't simply leasing a virtual machine which is part of a bigger overall server. The company has long argued that this incurs additional cost when it goes obsolete or semi-obsolete. With the prices rapidly escalating in recent years, I finally got tired of opening the Jew wallet wider and wider, and cried foul. First I asked for a quote for a server of similar size and performance, and received a much cheaper amount than I was currently paying. I then offered that, instead of putting me (and them) through the hassle of moving everything over, how about they just match that price to my existing server? After some back and forth, they agreed. This has saved enough monthly to pay for several pizzas and hamburgers for the entire PFA employee base!

    - In Q4 FY 2025, PFA was one of the first to cover the tragic shooting of YouTuber "Finny", who was murdered right on the strip in front of Bellagio, by rival YouTuber "Manny". PFA jumped on this story and quickly released viral tweets and a 19-minute YouTube video covering the matter. The tweet achieved 1.6 million views -- a PFA/Druff record -- and the YouTube video quickly reached about 18,500 views, another PFA/Druff record for original YouTube content. A second short video about the matter garnered an addition 7,500 views. While not exactly Mr. Beast numbers, the traffic did generate enough money to pay for a few weeks of the PFA server expenses, which again meant more pizzas and burgers for the PFA employee base! In addition, PFA's contribution to the story was featured in the Las Vegas Review Journal, and other publications.

    - After many battles with Russian and Chinese bots which were badly bogging down the PFA server, we are happy to report that the company has achieved victory over that foe. Sure, it required blocking the IPs of the vast majority of the world, but a win is a win, right?

    - For the second time in less than 3 years, PFA rescued an online casino/sportsbook player who was being cheated by Bovada. After recovering about $250k for "Mandy" in 2022, we also recovered $87k for an anonymous radio listener during 3Q FY 2025. This gives CEO Dan Druff yet another piece of ammunition against Twitter trolls who question this site's mission, where he can ask them, "How much have you recovered for people who got cheated by online casinos?" and "How many ESPN articles were written about your contributions to bringing down a San Diego based bank theft ring?"



    Losses:

    - Our plans for growth during FY 2025 were foiled. Despite the aforementioned wins annotated above, and despite other successful ventures we have omitted for brevity's sake, PFA remains an eighth tier poker forum, while our second venture "Vegas Casino Talk" remains a haven for trolls within the casino advantage play community (as well as a weird continuation of a forum started by a now-dead guy).

    - Jungleman, of all people, has moved in on the "expose fraud in poker" schtick, threatening our position in the industry.

    - The beloved PFA Radio show, once a reliable program which aired almost every single week, now appears erratically, averaging once per month, and usually without prior warning.

    - The demographic PFA served has gotten older, and now threads about nasal congestion and colonoscopies are among the most popular.

    - Approximately 10 undocumented immigrants, who were working for PFA behind the scenes, were deported near the end of 4Q FY 2025, due to President Trump's ICE activites.



    Regardless of the ups and downs, we would like to thank you for your interest in Poker Fraud Alert, and we once again wish you a Happy Fiscal New Year.


     
    Comments
      
      FRANKRIZZO: Noticed less lag could have been bots slwing things down
      
      desertrunner: Bring back PFA radio!!

  2. #2
    Diamond Sloppy Joe's Avatar
    Reputation
    1277
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    7,464
    Load Metric
    105575610
    Tough start to the New Year:



     
    LOL Team Retard
    PokerFraudAlert...will never censor your claims, even if they're against one of our sponsors. In addition to providing you an open forum report fraud within the poker community, we will also analyze your claims with a clear head an unbiased point of view. And, of course, the accused will always have the floor to defend themselves.-Dan Druff

    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    If a genocide is happening, it's Hamas against the people of Gaza.

    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I'm pretty good at finding graves

  3. #3
    Plutonium lol wow's Avatar
    Reputation
    1261
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    12,075
    Load Metric
    105575610
    ya todge its in the charter you cant post in caps lock

  4. #4
    Owner Dan Druff's Avatar
    Reputation
    10996
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    58,435
    Blog Entries
    2
    Load Metric
    105575610
    Fiscal Year 2026 gonna be a tough one

  5. #5
    Flashlight Master desertrunner's Avatar
    Reputation
    469
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Posts
    6,471
    Load Metric
    105575610
    PFA Radio is just like the city of Las Vegas, slowly killing itself. RIP PFA Radio.

    I’ve been to the PFA company offices, they pay you in cheese pizza. It’s slow there, but Druff cracks the whip on his few employees.

    Please bring back PFA Radio and make half of it non poker.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 91
    Last Post: 05-23-2025, 11:48 PM
  2. HAPPY JEWISH NEW YEAR
    By Rollo Tomasi in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 12-30-2019, 04:31 AM
  3. Replies: 0
    Last Post: 02-16-2018, 07:52 AM
  4. Happy New Year Everyone:
    By Brittney Griner's Clit in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 01-01-2016, 04:11 AM
  5. Replies: 4
    Last Post: 01-08-2014, 07:06 PM