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    like darkly roasted you are a good friend but your legacy is gonna be trying to roast politicians online while knowingly hiding a blind spot to your biases but like winking at it as you circle the endzone

    dog lets do lasagna reviews its an untapped market

    tag line is lasagna even good what are we doing here

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    one of the great unsung life hacks if you live near actual italians is when you get a pizza delivered, you order lasagna and freeze it because you know someones literal grandma made every single inch of it by hand and they let her do it because they know it keeps her alive and good luck getting like veal sausage crumbs in between the layers anywhere else.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    so theres 2 tiers living next to blacks and then italians are 1.b you know i did my time in jersey its noooooooot great

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    like all of a sudden your neighbor is like oh my guy can drive you to the philly airport and you have a dude texting you to go out on weekends you have to dodge these people jace no amount of sagna makes up for it

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    like i have been to multiple brigantine new jersey eagles game parties with the dude who drove me to the airport all the time you cant fight them

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    Marco Rubio has responded to the EU threats to Elon Musk:

    https://jonathanturley.org/2025/06/0...lobal-censors/
    POKER FAG ALERT! FOR BLOW JOBS SEE SLOPPY JOE, SONATINE AND BCR.

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    quick reminder there are still people who take this man seriously;


    https://twitter.com/udiWertheimer/status/1929728231638532471
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    tesla are literally dumping unsold cybertrucks in vacant mall parking lots.


    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJu5GO1ADWd/
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalam View Post
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    For the first time since Covid, throwing my hat back in the ring of the Tesla options game. Bought some Tesla July 25 puts strike price 285 this morning. Hoping stock drops under 200 at some point. Stock dropped a few points today. So far so good.
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    Update no one cares about. With today's semi crash I can cash out now with ONLY losing 66% of what I put in, which is the best place I have been in for at least a month. Or I can ride the wave and hope stock drops continue over the next couple months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    quick reminder there are still people who take this man seriously;


    https://twitter.com/udiWertheimer/status/1929728231638532471


    richest man in the world set to make trillions from space x. but here on pfa we have the real winners who spend their hours on an 8th tier poker forum taking their best pot shots at him while he's changing the face of the world.


    get some professional help. and at a minimum, log off for a few days and get some fresh air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    quick reminder there are still people who take this man seriously;


    https://twitter.com/udiWertheimer/status/1929728231638532471


    richest man in the world set to make trillions from space x. but here on pfa we have the real winners who spend their hours on an 8th tier poker forum taking their best pot shots at him while he's changing the face of the world.


    get some professional help. and at a minimum, log off for a few days and get some fresh air.

    oh wow temu catturd has things to say.








    imagine how shitty and unimaginative your world has to be to think a bloated ketamine addict changed the face of it.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post



    richest man in the world set to make trillions from space x. but here on pfa we have the real winners who spend their hours on an 8th tier poker forum taking their best pot shots at him while he's changing the face of the world.


    get some professional help. and at a minimum, log off for a few days and get some fresh air.

    oh wow temu catturd has things to say.








    imagine how shitty and unimaginative your world has to be to think a bloated ketamine addict changed the face of it.



    the changes elon made to the face of the world;



    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    imagine how shitty and unimaginative your world has to be to think a bloated ketamine addict changed the face of it.

    you are a bitter clown.

    your obsession with him is perplexing. jealousy most likely.

    elon did something you couldn't - he was successful. you on the other hand, are pfa's most prolific poster, so there's that i suppose.

    have you ever helped a soul? seriously, have you ever meaningful done anything for anyone other than keeping the Chinese uber eats delivery driver busy.

    you calling elon bloated is especially rich, btw.


    but let's give this a go. you:

    don't understand ad valorem taxes
    need to borrow to make home improvements
    have no wife
    have no kids
    have no legacy
    can't see your dick
    your stock picks are shit -- the last one i recall was Nike
    you pick fights on pfa typically with the lowest common element to make yourself feel smart

    just imagine using all this time towards doing something productive. nm, that's not your brand.

    since you mentioned how shitty my life is. I'm currently in the caymans. if anyone visits, i can't highly recommend the wahoo escoveitch enough from Calypso grill. I don't have a return ticket. when i've had enough i will return to my farm and get the place ready for planting in the fall.

    another solid take tine.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    imagine how shitty and unimaginative your world has to be to think a bloated ketamine addict changed the face of it.

    you are a bitter clown.

    your obsession with him is perplexing. jealousy most likely.

    elon did something you couldn't - he was successful. you on the other hand, are pfa's most prolific poster, so there's that i suppose.

    have you ever helped a soul? seriously, have you ever meaningful done anything for anyone other than keeping the Chinese uber eats delivery driver busy.

    you calling elon bloated is especially rich, btw.


    but let's give this a go. you:

    don't understand ad valorem taxes
    need to borrow to make home improvements
    have no wife
    have no kids
    have no legacy
    can't see your dick
    your stock picks are shit -- the last one i recall was Nike
    you pick fights on pfa typically with the lowest common element to make yourself feel smart

    just imagine using all this time towards doing something productive. nm, that's not your brand.

    since you mentioned how shitty my life is. I'm currently in the caymans. if anyone visits, i can't highly recommend the wahoo escoveitch enough from Calypso grill. I don't have a return ticket. when i've had enough i will return to my farm and get the place ready for planting in the fall.

    another solid take tine.




    maybe you should get your t checked, boomer.




    https://twitter.com/LordofBathrobes/status/1930404825067303323
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    like the number #1 absolute lock way to tell someone is a fundamentally garbage person is if they are like "omg im in the caymans but i had to log onto the internet to tell someone i dont like them"


    you can never stand up and say you did anything worth while with your life with a straight face if thats a decision you made in public.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    like the number #1 absolute lock way to tell someone is a fundamentally garbage person is if they are like "omg im in the caymans but i had to log onto the internet to tell someone i dont like them"


    you can never stand up and say you did anything worth while with your life with a straight face if thats a decision you made in public.

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