Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

White Boy Baccarat witnesses Christopher Mitchell losing $250k at the baccarat table...

[zealanddonk]

White Boy Baccarat witnesses Christopher Mitchell losing $250k at the baccarat table...

Anyone who watched that green hoody chrissy video and thought "you know what, this makes sense, where can I sign up?" probably should be allowed internet access.

Ol Whiteboy is definitely special, but this video shows he is smarter than deluded gollum Chrissy for sure.

[BedWetterBettor]

"Hurr Hurr the Canucks Absolutely Suck, I bet $100,000 they Won't win the Stanley Cup folks!!!" - Chrissy Last night




Also Chrissy Last Night - "Folks, I'm the Goat folks, I bet $123,456.78 on the Canucks to win and they came back from a 3 goal defecit... in the final minute.... to come back and win folks! I knew it all along folks, just like I KNEW the Dodgers wouldn't WIN THE WORLD SERIES derrrrp!"



Sorry for the delay, I'll have another Classic Chrissy for you folks soon! I PROMISE, GOD'S HONEST TRUTH!!

Just pay me a One time, Life time recurring fee of $998.98 and I GUARANTEE I will post a new, Never before Seen, Super Duper, Elite Masturr Mind Hilarious Photo of the COLT DOLT! TRUST ME!!!

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, I’m upset because Nobody Positive Rep’d my post above… okaaaaay folks???

You don’t how the world works folks!

If you had the paid for my exclusive Super Duper Elite Sports picks, you would’ve gotten 390% return on investment , okaaaay folks!?!?

I got the math and you’re just jealous dead broke douchebags who don’t like and rep all my posts!!!



Annnnnnnnd I made 300% return on investment by putting a Single $6 bill in a slot machine and hit a Jackpot! I do this all the time folks, honest!



What are you waiting for folks??? Don’t you wanna print money like I do and get OVER 300% return on investment!?!?

[BedWetterBettor]

Drew is now as delusional as Chrissy. All those growth hormones have fried his pea brain! "Hurr hurr God tooks away my hairs to humble me ya'll!?!?"

He thinks he looked better with these cheap, chia hair plugs! Lol, yea the Mitchell's's's are known for their amazing hair follicles , hahahahahahaha!



And old JC Fitness Barber Beefcake shows us how he's Changed His Life... with a 3rd Place Finish... LOL!!

Maybe if he trusted the process of Doing LEG DAY, he could finish 1st or 2nd, hahaha!

[BedWetterBettor]

The Boz: Someone needs to comment on JC’s windfall that it’s good Chrissy isn’t on SM to see it and scam him again.

I passed his info on to Double Jackpot and a few others, apparently Joshua has no interest in speaking about Chrissy or the events that transpired in Tampa and he gets very irate if you start bringing it up or his Convict Past.

If you text Joshua about joining his fitness his program, he calls in you in less than 3 seconds to try and sell you his "services"... So something tells me he's not exactly thriving in that industry.

And if you start questioning the process and not complying with his wishes for information and a 'commitment' to the program, he gets VERY mad and starts outright insulting you!

Sound familiar?



In other news, Bird Brain is making his annual Pilgrimage to get Fleeced in the Philippines!!!



Does he own any clothes besides Ugly Hawaiian shirts and Jorts???

[BedWetterBettor]

Back to our regularly scheduled program…

Here is Day… oh let’s just say 15 of the 30 day challenge aka Chrissy the April Fool!

From the Folks that brought you FRIENDS and Mad About You comes the most hilarious and 90’s photo ever!

Cumming to the WB Network this Fall, it’s …

PRESCOTT’S PUD PULLERS!!!



Puny Prescott trying to look butch in a mesh top straight from Jeff Hardy’s closet!

And how can you not be Pulled In by that classic double gun salute from the Minute Man Midget Masturbator???

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

I can't believe he's not back yet. His scam relies on recruiting new victims, but I don't think he was getting many via facebook anyway, youtube was the real gold mine I reckon.

When do you guys think the juice runs out and he's forced to reappear? Definitely before the year is over. I'm guessing by the end of August.

[BedWetterBettor]

I can't believe he's not back yet. His scam relies on recruiting new victims, but I don't think he was getting many via facebook anyway, youtube was the real gold mine I reckon.

When do you guys think the juice runs out and he's forced to reappear? Definitely before the year is over. I'm guessing by the end of August.

Don't worry, Drew and Daddy Paul are having plenty of Conversations that don't involve little Kyle and his idiotic opinions.

This one about how a Wedding should be more about the Holy Union of Matrimony and not the spectacle of commercialized celebrating, overpriced clothing, food & liquor all for a one night affair.





While I personally agree to a certain extent, Try telling that to a Woman who has waited for this day since she was a little girl and her parents promised all kinds of bells & whistles to make her a Princess for that ONE NIGHT?

"Hey Bae, ya know how everyone told you this would be the Biggest and Most Important day of your life and your parents said to 'Spare No Expense'??? Well, we're gonna go another route and just have cheese n crackers with some Zimas instead of an Open Bar and Catered event, you good with that???"

Or in Chrissy's case, back in 2013 it was more like:

"Hurr hurr hey Stace, member when I said you'll get to retire before 50 and I'll have us living like Millionaires without actually having a Million Dollars, a Home to call our own and a 2nd car for you actually to go places by yourself???

Yea neither do I, so hows about we run from rental home to rental home every year, living Scam Check to Scam Check, never put our son in a stable environment and constantly run from Debt collectors and Angry Victims... Sound Good to you Stace???"



#FRAUD LIFE BABY!

[zealanddonk]

I can only imagine what Paul was thinking when there was the vaguest chance Chrissy was an asshole with money, vs now when Chrissy is back to being a broke joke wh wishes he was j.o.b

Also, I wonder if we'll see Zachy's version of Drew's post.
It'll probably have shades of Chrissy in with "I'll give up pulling my pud to porn, this time, I swear".

[BedWetterBettor]

Tariq Reed: If Stacy and Mackenzie teamed up, they could make $1,000/week from home on OnlyFans and accumulate the $30K bankroll that Fam needs to take down Caesars Palace in the baccarat high limit room.

TheRivers: Chrissy use be better….He claimed he could.d rule the world with a 10K bankroll

Apparently, having 4 times that amount combined and another 10K on top wasn't enough for this Dolt to beat Baccy!



He tries the Chrissy & Rick Lee Biloxi Busto Stragedy of only playing Banker despite the cards clearly being stronger on Player!

He goes down 50k right away, recovers 3 bets and quits down 20k + commission on his "wins", and like Chrissy the pussy, he quickly cuts film!

Wonder if Fam's triggers were there and could have saved this Donkey from losing his Trust fund money?? Okaaaaaaay???

[The Boz]

Another failure in the long line of failures in Chrissy’s shitty life. If only he had $14 and could get his old website back and run this scam again.

[BedWetterBettor]

Well, Chrissy finally got an endorsement!

No folks, it's not with Monster, Bet MGM or one of those Multi Million Dollar Endorsements he allegedly turned down 3 years ago from Caesars!



Chrissy also finally got that perfect tan he's been looking for. Unfortunately, that's the ONLY part of his anatomy that resembles a Black Man and his tiny, crooked pecker remains the same!

# FUNYUN LIFE BABY!

[zealanddonk]

Easter is one of the most important times of the year for Christians.

Think Chrissy will go off to church and pray for a return of his social media accounts?

Or will he be somewhere else "turning the other cheek"?

[BedWetterBettor]

Day … errr 18 of the Challenge aka Chrissy the April fool!

Here we have Kyle sporting a striped Speedo with a tiny torpedo, hahaha



The only smuggling Chrissy was doing back then was Banana smuggling… up his Ass!



#SquirtLifeBaby

[zealanddonk]

Good chance I've made this joke before but whatever:


Its Wrestlemania weekend in Vegas, Chrissy could offer a "King Kong Bundy" BFE since hes the same weight and has the same haircut as Bundy, shame he isnt as tall as the original.

[BedWetterBettor]

Belated Happy Easter Folks! Day 22 of the Chrissy the April Fool!

Sorry for not keeping up with the 30 day challenge, but this is modeled after A Minute Man who couldn’t finish a challenge to save his life!

Speaking of modeling, here is a young Squirty G realizing the “modeling job” he showed up for has a whole different kind of “J.O.B.”!!!

[zealanddonk]

Belated Happy Easter Folks! Day 22 of the Chrissy the April Fool!

Sorry for not keeping up with the 30 day challenge, but this is modeled after A Minute Man who couldn’t finish a challenge to save his life!

Speaking of modeling, here is a young Squirty G realizing the “modeling job” he showed up for has a whole different kind of “J.O.B.”!!!

BWB, you've posted longer and more consistent evidence for a Chrissy challenge than Chrissy ever has.

[BedWetterBettor]

The Boz: This thread can’t die until Chrissy does, which should be soon. Only question is if he takes anyone with him or is it by police when he tries to rob a 7-11 in Ohio.

Chrissy is too much of a Pussy to go down fighting, he would probably turtle faster than Claude Lemieux at a Red Wings game!



Speaking of Hockey, I think Chrissy was at an NHL playoff game recently. Here is one of his Inner Circle Jerkoffs Giving him the Code to meet in the Men's Room!



Only Chrissy prefers to use Magic Sticks and Squirt Big Loads for Rent Money!



#BROKE LIFE BABY!

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, looks like I wasn't Far Off in my above post!!!

Chrissy has been using a duplicate FB account to chat up his only remaining Butt Buddy, Mike Schulkins about 3 weeks ago.

As usual Chrissy has to talk down to someone who is WAYYYY more successful than him and a MUCH BETTER FATHER TOO!

Schulkin's's's took his daughter to a Panthers game, ya know the defending Stanley Cup Champs?

Chrissy stupidly starts bragging about "Hurr hurr I'm gonna go to Washington and Tampa and Winnipeg and Colt Studios to see the games, wanna come Mike???"




He even asks Mike if HE has a Passport!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yea, the 'World Traveler' who has never even left the country should be talking about updated Passports when his non-existent Passport has landed him on Domestic Flights Only on Spirit Airlines, lol!

Here he was literally a few months ago, also making an ass out of himself wearing different jerseys and lying about fictional Wins!



Chrissy also tells Mike about some of his Favorite Quotes... We can call this Quotes for Folks from the Colt Dolt!